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[2011-11-06 10:44:40 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 103; Deviations: 163; Watchers: 13
Watching: 29; Pageviews: 4631; Comments Made: 292; Friends: 29
# Comments
Comments: 49
Thanks for the watch and favourites!
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You're welcome!
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AlsoΒ Thanks for the llama β₯
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You're welcome.
And thank a LOT for all of yours!!
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Random Joke: A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Returning a random joke:
Three guys are stranded on a small island. Some cannibals found them and took them to their chief.
The chief told them that if they wanted to survive, they'd have to go in the forest and return with two fruits.
So the three guys went into the forest to get the fruits.
The first guy came back with 2 grapes.
Then the chief said, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face."
The guy does as he's told, but when he puts the second one in it tickles so much he has to laugh. So the chief hits him with his big, heavy, wooden sceptre and the cannibals carry him away.
They've just brought him out of sight when the second guy comes back with 2 apples.
The chief tells him what to do next, and he does well and is working hard on the second apple, when he starts to laugh. So the chief kills him, too.
Then in heaven, the first one says to the second one, "I would have managed it, but the grapes tickled so much... what went wrong for you?" "I would have managed it, but then I saw the third one come... with two pineapples."
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You're welcome.
And since the fact you used two . makes you sound worried... no need to be. I'll behave.
*gives cookie*
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You're welcome. (=
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Thank you for joining !
We're looking forward to your submissions.
Also you are very welcome to read our rules and submission guidelines
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You're welcome. (=
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Yes.
deviantART muro drawing
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Sorry I haven't been replying lately. Some stuff's been happening... I don't really want to talk about it. I'll reply soon, promise.
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Ok. *gives steaks*
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YAY!!! *noms happily* ^^
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