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[2011-12-26 05:20:09 +0000 UTC]
"my mancakes are sassier"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1302; Deviations: 135; Watchers: 767
Watching: 170; Pageviews: 36869; Comments Made: 2048; Friends: 170
# About me
A Mari Usque Ad Mare
From Sea To Sea
Canada
Hello, and good day! My name is Matthew Williams, but most people know me as Canada. Before you ask, no, I'm not The United States, but if you're really looking for Alfred you should find him a bit south of here.
O Canada! Our home and native land!
Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux
Ah, is it me you were looking for? Oh, how rude of me! Well, if you'd like to talk, first allow me to present you Nanuk. You can call him White Bear too, or whatever crosses your mind, really! Japan gave him a name of Kuma...Kuma something uhm...
True patriot love in all thy sons command
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux
...eeh, I can't seem to remember, I'm sorry! Huh, about my nation? Well... many people think I'm not more than just beavers, hockey and maple syrup. But actually, there is more to us than what you think! Did you know Peanut butter was invented in Canada? So did basketball, the zipper, the telephone, table hockey...
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise, the true north, strong and free!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
I like spending my free time at home, I normally practice some new wicked pancake recipe, or go out for a stroll if it's not too hot! I prefer calmer places, so the big city isn't really my place, I spend most of my time travelling around my country, my provinces and territories give me a warm welcome when I visit them! uh- It's hard to convince Quebec, though...
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Eh-! I believe this introduction has become kind of long, oui? Je suis désolé! I'm not that used to being listened to, so I like talking alot when I have the chance to!
God keep our land glorious and free!
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
....So... I believe that's all? Feel free to ask me anything!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee...
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits...
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee...
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits...
# Comments
Comments: 1413
(My OC Emil wants to ask Canada a question)
Emil: Canada, how long do you have your polar bear?
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canada can you dance to this song? c: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dJvR…
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Hey Canada! Just wanted to say your awesome!. Also, *stamps Canadian flag on everyones head* there, that should make everyone at least know your country name, right?
(Dis is question sorry it was suckish)
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hey Canada, guess who also likes bears? *points at self* this girl! We should hang out sometime!
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hetalianforlife14.deviantart.c…
((hahaaaa dont hurt me))
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Canada,
If you made a perfume, what would be called and what would it smell like?
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Hello Matthew!
i have two questions..
1.what do u think of Alaska?if u want to see her here:southparkfangirl99.deviantart.…
2.can I be your friend?your just too adorable.
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Is the anthem different in French
I'm studying it and it looks wrong
Arms instead of heart
No avec (with)
Not saying you don't know what ur doing just curious
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Canada,
If you could have your brother do anything you want for 3 hours, what would it be?
(oh and i agree completely on the more than just hockey, beavers, and maple syrup. I'm Canadian, and I cant stand up on skates, have a phobia of beavers, and, well... WHO DOES NOT LOVE MAPLE SYRUP, GUYS.)
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Just a question from a Canadian,
Canada, have you ever considered taking over the world? I mean Alaska and Greenland should be ours! So, have you?
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Hey I heard this song on TV that's kind of old but it reminded me of you sorry it's a bit girly
[Link]
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(( i thought you were never coming !!
welcome back, love ))
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(( !!!!!!!!!
AWH MAN THANK YOUUUU
i'm honestly just here for the sake of nostalgia ehhe- i think my days w/ this account are long gone awawawawawa
maybe one day i'll get back to the ask account business, but probably on tumblr or something haha!!! ))
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(( ahh gosh darn it you were a huge inspiration to me !!
your art is incredible - to think that we're of a similar age !
well, whatever you do i hope you'll be happy !! ))
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Happy Birthday to Canada ~
By the way, are you older than Alfred or younger? ( including colonial years because as a country Alfred has been a country for like 100 years longer )
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(skips up to you)
(Kisses you on the lips and hugs you)
(Says) Omg Canada ily this page makes me laugh and feel happy and omg just thank you Matt!
(Kisses you on the nose and skips away)
lol adhd much
c: but still tysm admin (le huggies~)
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(( how the frickedy frack r u 14 with those drawing skills
i'm two years older and immensely jealouss ))
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((LAUGHS IT'S OK IM 15 NOW
wait- ))
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(( oNE YEAR YOUNGER wtf dude ))
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link
The Canadian flag is everywhere here in Maine
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(( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOSIE
JOOOOOOOOSIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHRIST ITS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG HELLO THERE HOW ARE U ))
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((-DON'T GET ME STARTED JANE DO NOT GET ME STARTED
I AM SWELL I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED MY FIRST PERFORMANCE AT COLLEGE AND I'M SO SO SO SO STOKED AND NOW I'M SAD BECAUSE WE'VE FINISHED WITH NARNIA BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'M HAPPY CAUSE OF THIS BEAUT RIGHT HERE
//ludwig cough cough//
How're you my sweetheart?? c: <3))
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((I....FREAKING...LOVE...YOUR...ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
Alfred: MATTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!! *tackles with a huge grin* BRO! DUDE! WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?! *is talking obnoxiously loud*
Arthur: Oh, well, hello there, Matthew. *sighs* I apologize for your brother. He...got into quite a bit of ice cream.
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Alright, lets do this!
The Dutchman, standing close at the entrance of the buiding were inside lots of meetings took place, pulled out his chellphone out of his pocket, and scrolled through his contacts and soon found a very familiar name and clicked on said name. As a new screen and a keyboard popped up he began too type.
>Hey Matthew,
>We need too discuss a few very important matters.
>Trading mostly.
>Oh, and don't worry about bringing papers, I've got it all worked out.
>Meet me outside.
After he send the text he put the phone back and sighed, gotta admit it, he was a bit nervous. The man really wasn't the type of person who planned spontaneous things for others, for the very simple reason he really sucked at being spontaneous, being a big controlfreak instead. Still, he planned this little event months before with almost millitary precision so if everything goes as planned everything will be perfectly fine.
Out of his coat pocket he pulled out his box of cigarettes and quickly places one between his lips and lights it. Then he puts it out of his mouth too look up at the building. Waiting for Matthew too come outside.
(( ladies and gentleman,
lets the cutie fluff games begin ))
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Snore, snore, snore... beep!
Totally wasn't sleeping during work.
Again.
Matthew blinked a few times, his gaze trailing over the papers at his desk, slowly switching to the mug full of cold coffee that read in faded letters "I <3 Toronto". The small TV on the corner of his desk kept playing a repetition of the latest team canada hockey game in Sochi. Good going Crosby! Teachin' those norwegians a lesson. Trailing his gaze a little longer, his eyes landed onto the other side of his desk: a bunch of framed photographs, he and his loved ones. The man smiled lazily to himself, haha, last christmas with his provinces was lovely, and that moment with Alfred and Amelia! And how to forget that one time he and Vincent...
The phone beeped again, and this time the canadian noticed. So this was what woke him up.
...
A text?
From Vince?
Business?
Outside?
...Vince?
He quirked his eyebrow up; of course Mr. Tightmoneypants was all about negotiation on the desk (and on the sheets all about the rest, if we may add) but that sounded like a pretty sudden offer. On the other hand, he'd always been that blunt and stoic, so it shouldn't be any surprise. Besides, gave him a change to bother his boyfriend between shifts, so of course the offer was welcomed!
Giving it no more thought, he grabbed his jacked and headed downstairs, full-speed ahead.
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Goddamnit, what's taking him so long?! Did he fall asleep on his desk again?
Yet again he checked his phone only too see that only two minutes has past....
Alright, calm down Vincent, no need too get worked up over nothing now, besides the text thingie told him that he read his text so he should come out or text him back any minute now..
He puts the phone back and shoved his hands into his coat pockets. It was cold but that bothered him not much. What bothered him that he was more way more nervous then he thought he was gonna be. Well, at least if Matt didn't notice it should be okay, even if he already knew that he would notice anyway, the guy reads him like an open book I tell you that.
Before he could put any more thoughts into it the Dutchman heard a very familiar sound of a door being opened. And not just a door, the door behind him.
He quickly turned around too face whoever came out the buiding right now.
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