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Ask-Oakley ♂️ [24740433] [2012-12-16 02:01:21 +0000 UTC] "icon by ask-owl-princess omg" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 5; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 33

Watching: 12; Pageviews: 1961; Comments Made: 102; Friends: 12

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: I'm my own favorite.
Favorite movies: Who even has TIME for that???
Favorite TV shows: Like I said, who the hell has the time?
Favorite bands / musical artists: I'm more of a country guy, myself. Doesn't matter, does it?
Favorite books: Please.
Favorite writers: PLEASE.
Favorite games: OH MY GLOB, FUCKIN' STOP IT.
Favorite gaming platform: Holy hell.
Tools of the Trade: I use a needle. and a pencil. Wooooow.

# About me

You're here? Do you have a question or something? Wow, hot flippin' damn. You better. Otherwise, don't let the door hit you where the good lord friggin' split ya. I don't need that junk dirtying my door.

# Comments

Comments: 106

Ask-Melon [2013-02-05 21:43:19 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2013-02-05 18:39:08 +0000 UTC]

BBu happi birfin' day. imsosoadthatyoucouldn'tbehereimissyousomuchpleaseloveme. HGGH //

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Ask-Serca [2013-02-05 10:03:21 +0000 UTC]


{{ ll I'm not an active watcher much, but I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday~!
hope you have a good year ahead of you^^ }}

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Ask-JackWilliams [2013-02-05 09:54:23 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday

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AskKuruktheWerebear [2013-01-04 01:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Naomi: H-hey... I'm Naomi..! Th-the weremouse..! Hehe...y-you're not an owl...r-right..?

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2012-12-23 00:59:06 +0000 UTC]

// peep peep u V u //

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2012-12-25 03:35:38 +0000 UTC]

((peep))

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-25 04:27:35 +0000 UTC]

// poots nd rolls awai //

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle In reply to Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2013-01-22 20:41:29 +0000 UTC]

// PEEP PEEP MATHAFAKAH WHERE R U //

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Ask-Silvia [2012-12-20 22:58:03 +0000 UTC]

((I wonder how he reacts to a kid? so here's a question. -u- ))

Hey mister! Mister glassy goggles!
Do ya... like what ya do? Is bein' a servant nice?
*smiles*

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PierRotti [2012-12-18 07:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch! Really appreciate it! )

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Ask-TheElves [2012-12-18 04:35:44 +0000 UTC]

(( I'm gonna be as non-creeperish as I can be when I say this but.. Good lord baby jesus I want to steal your artistic talent cause it's so flippen amazeballs!

That is all UuU))

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-TheElves [2012-12-18 04:47:21 +0000 UTC]

((oh wow haha thanks ))

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Ask-TheElves In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-18 19:59:13 +0000 UTC]

(( oh your welcome!))

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Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:17:35 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE ADMIN:
Did you base your character off of the character Eridian emporia from Homestuck? Cuz that's just like fire meets ice. Cool.

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:19:34 +0000 UTC]

((CRYING i dont actually read homestuck?? people keep saying that and i...dont...know anything about this eridan fella besides the fact he looks very attractive))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:21:31 +0000 UTC]

YOU MUST READ AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. THE BEGINNING IS BORING SO I THINK- WAIIIIIIIT NEVER MIND YOU SHOULD GO READ AND I WILL HUG YOU DIGITALLY UNTIL YOU GO READ IT.-hugs-))

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:23:32 +0000 UTC]

((...o .. . .k a y
maybe someday))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:23:52 +0000 UTC]

THENIWILLNEVERREALEASE!!!!!)

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:25:44 +0000 UTC]

((WHY WHAT DID I DO HELP))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:27:06 +0000 UTC]

YOURNOTREADINGYOUMUSTREADBUTYOURFUNTOHUGSOYEAHNOTLETTINGGO.)

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:34:58 +0000 UTC]

((oh ok ))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Sonowwheneverthereisartworkuploadedimmacommentlikeaweirdo.))

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:40:42 +0000 UTC]

((oh))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:43:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah so just don't mind me. I'll just do my thing. bethatannoyingxlingyadminhuggingyou))

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Asksomepeople [2012-12-17 06:45:59 +0000 UTC]

((ok im a little frightened but ok))

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Asksomepeople In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 06:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I tend to do that because I'm so open and jizz. Oh well, imma be your great pal..3.))

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2012-12-17 03:16:18 +0000 UTC]

// o mai ; u ; *throws Hanna at u* //

Hanna- She stood with her hands placed on her hips, her stance wide and she lightly rocked back and forth on the balls of her feet. Her large, curious eyes beamed and seemed to glow a luminous orange as they stared up into his glasses. Her tail slithered behind her, and her whiskers twitched slightly as she spoke. "Lo there, mistah, what's 'yer name?"

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2012-12-17 04:26:53 +0000 UTC]

((yessssss i love your oc ok))

Oakley-The fairly short, blonde-crested male owl stood, fixing the button on his vest. A few stray strands of hair fell into his face, of which he quickly slicked back up. Turning to walk away from his position, he suddenly heard Hanna speaking. Reacting with a hand to the chest and a slight jump, he replied. "What the-Hey! Don't sneak up on people like that. It's rude. You know what else is rude? Speaking in such a tone. Glob, you people never learn." He let his arms hang down once again, and took a step forward, glasses gleaming. "-But, if you really must know, Oakley. Oakley Oxford, the royal dresser to the Owl Kingdom." A small scoff escaped him. "What about you."

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 23:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Hanna- Straightening up, she blew a few hairs out from in front of her face. She puffed out her chest proudly, speaking in her young, southern-accented voice, "Ah'm Hanna. I.. Uh.. Don't really have any more names.. Bu' mah maw would certianly know. How's 'yer day today, sir?" She smiled up at the owl, her rodent buck teeth revealed, and her whiskers twitched slightly. She stood about a meter from him and unfurled her right hand, extending it out to shake hands with him. She wore a tattered white tank-top that covered her chest, and she smelled sweetly of pine trees and berries.

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle [2012-12-18 01:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Oakley- The skeptical male looked down on her, legitimately surprised he had met someone several inches shorter. He cocked an eyebrow as she spoke. "Yes. Hanna. I'll remember it." He nodded and spoke in a dramaticized tone. "And, my day is going simply GLORIOUS." He glared at the extended hand, as if it was a tentacle or something. Before shaking it, he inspected Hanna up and down. Wow, she didn't wear the nicest clothes, did she? Eugh. What a nasty shirt! And my god, why would she pick that color? And no pants?! By golly she must have a screw loose.
Regardless of whether he thought that or not, he shook her hand. "What are you, Miss Hanna? If you don't mind the inquiry."

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Ask-Hanna-The-Woozle In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-18 01:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Hanna- She noticed his skeptical and legitimately judging gazes at her, but smiled and curtsied lightly, his hand in hers. "Why, I don't mind, sir, I'm just some sorta strange critter, part bird, part rodent.. My maw calls our sorts woozles." She glanced up through his glasses, releasing his hand. "Oh, but don't worry, we're really clean critters as far as I know.. My maw an' paw an' 'lil sis are the only left of us. Maw sent me out to run a few errands.." her hind leg reached up and pulled something from a small pocket in the tank-top. "Apparently th' Owl Kingdom has alot of good stuff for us to buy." She placed the note back in the pouch, then tapped it lightly as it jingled with coins. "I came 'ere 'ta get some grub, but I'm guess'n I'm in th' wrong place. I.. Don't really come 'round here often." She looked up at him apologetically.

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Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 03:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Gelidus: *nudges* 'ey grumpha pal, lets cause some mischif'

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 03:10:41 +0000 UTC]

Who in their right mind would WANT to take time out of a busy day to "Cause mischeif??" Certainly not me. And don't call me...yer...pal.

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 03:13:28 +0000 UTC]

Geli: *wraps his tail around oakley's waist* wha' was that?

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 04:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh-hnn *Pushes on Gelidus's tail* I'm not going to be causes mischief with you.

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 04:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Geli: *tightens hold and hisses* then im taken' ya wit meh *starts to walk*

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 04:30:18 +0000 UTC]

*Squirms and pushes harder* Let go of me, you fuckin' big-boned son of a-

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 04:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Geli: *tightens hold* ih always wanted to thry owh, *chuckles* common now littha birdah

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 05:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Eh??! No no, you don't understand, I'm not food.

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 15:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Gelidus: Yea' yer arh

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-17 20:41:49 +0000 UTC]

*Shakes his head* Nono, I'm a very skilled royal servant.

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 20:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Gelid: evhra thing is food

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-18 01:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Except for me!

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-18 01:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Gelidus: even ya

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Ask-Oakley In reply to Ask-Rindama [2012-12-18 04:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Mm-mm!
No!

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Ask-Rindama In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-18 04:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Gelidus: uhhu *tightens his hold* i wander how ye taste *holds Oakley to his face and grins*

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CowDemonOfficial [2012-12-17 02:28:09 +0000 UTC]

Oi, mate, I'mma dirty ya floor up real good. Kay?

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Ask-Oakley In reply to CowDemonOfficial [2012-12-17 03:07:44 +0000 UTC]

No, actually. You're not. You're going to GET OUT BEFORE I CHOKE YOU WITH MY GODFLUFFIN' ROPE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKIN' THROAT.

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CowDemonOfficial In reply to Ask-Oakley [2012-12-17 03:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Oooh ho ho, temper temper, mate. *walks and phases threw him* Hmm, not a bad place ya got 'ere. Great for some chaos.

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