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[2013-05-26 21:59:37 +0000 UTC]
"We're here~!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 22; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 14
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 1914; Comments Made: 145; Friends: 16
# About me
Ordo squad, at your service! Just don't push it.# Comments
Comments: 116
smiles and pets both Norton and Gram
"How are you two today? I hope Gram isnt giving you much trouble Norton."
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/Edel stares at her uniform, then at the OrdoSquad's
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[Norton]: We had it first.
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It's rather amusing how dogs have better clothing than...others.
/she coughs
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[Norton]: Your clothes suck. They're too blue and try too hard to be "officer-y".
[Gram]: Don't be rude...our outfits are pretty close...minus all the gaudy bobbles...the pockets....the pocket gun....Okay, nevermind.
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Is Sirioth your relative? OwO you guys are both badass.
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Sirius is our older cousin. He's alot....weirder....though.
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"Question: Did you two have anything to do with my missing things?"
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He kneels down to gram.
"Will you be my lover."
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[Gram]: .......Huh?
[Norton]: What the hell is this!?
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" //bishiesparkles// "
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"Aghdgwjhgh-- Waitwait what the hell--!?"
He backs off.
"It was just a joke!"
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(OTL so tardy. Summer wai.)
{Norton stops}
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"Hello! I do not believe that I have met you two before. You're so cute!!"
she kneels down and pets both of them.
" C: "
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[Gram]: Miss Gaia! You don't remember us?
[Norton]: You raised us when we were just pups.
[Gram]: Before we went to the academy!
{Both their tails are wagging}
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She thinks.
"Oh! Now I remember! That was such a long time ago! You two have grown splendidly~! n v n "
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[Norton]: Of course!
[Gram]: D'aww! Thanks, Miss Gaia!
{They both nuzzle up on her}
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Gaia kneels down and giggles.
"Aww! Look at you two! Both of you are absolutely precious! C:"
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OMG THERE'S AN ASK ORTHOS-SQUAD AAAAAAH~
if you can't tell, you guys are my favorite pets in pvp
Welcome to dA \
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[Gram]: Awww, well, we're happy to help you! And very happy to have someone who likes us so! Thanks for the warm welcome!
[Norton]: ....Thanks. We'll keep it up, I guess.
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"Your llama virginities are mine, Ordo Squad." The bandage-eyed girl speaks with a cold, emotionless tone.
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[Gram]: What's a virginity...?
[Norton]: ....I'll tell you when you're older, Gram.
[Gram]: I'm old enough, Norton! Stop hiding things from me!
[Norton]: It's for your won good!
[Gram]: Tell me!
[Norton]: No, and that MEANS No!
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"A virginity is the lack of having something done or given to you. For example, you two had never had a llama badge given to you until I gave you one, therefore taking your llama virginity." She states nonchalantly, messing around with her bandages.
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[Gram]: ....Huh?
{Norton jumps up and descends on Gram, holding his ears down to his head so he can't hear}
[Norton]: It's nothing!!
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{They turn into a rolling ball of fur. It looks like Norton's winning.}
[Gram]: Let go!
[Norton]: No!
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Kumu raises up a pillar of fire, being the center of it. "BOTH OF YOU, QUIT IT!"
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". . ." Kumu hisses a bit, the flame around her disappearing.
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[Norton]: Do you find your way around by smell? Like Gram does when he can't see?
[Gram]: Or through sound? Like Norton?
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"I can still see. I just don't see the physical. I see spiritual light. Though my hearing is above average for a human's... but my smell suffers due to my occupation." Kumu speaks nonchalantly, playing with her bandages.
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[Gram]: Oh....so Norton looks like a ball of hateful, angry canine to you?
[Norton]: Ass....
[Gram]: Pretty sure you're the ass.
[Norton]: Pretty sure you're the obnoxious kiss-up!
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"If you wanted to know what you both look like to me, you could have asked, you know." Kumu points to Norton. "You. You are a red dog-shaped light that has his core where he should be neutered." Then Kumu points to Gram. "You are a soft yellowish dog-shaped light, with your core centered in your head. Satisfied?"
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Kumu actually softly smiles at Gram's actions, then gently pets the innocent one. "You're a gem, you know that?"
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{His ears stand up, and he blushes some}
[Gram]: Norton whispers that when he thinks I'm sleeping...
{Norton blushes violently}
[Norton}: You're high on something!
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Kumu giggles a bit and gently hugs Gram. "You're so cute..."
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{Gram murrs, and cuddles up against Kumu...Norton is watching Kumu hug Gram....and very blatantly jealous.}
[Gram]: I am?
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"Mhm~" Kumu has a few small, pale pink flames gathering on her shoulder. They give off no heat, and don't seem to be spreading at all. "And you're a lot nicer than your squad member, over there, too. You're my favorite~"
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{Gram immediately jumps to defend Norton, with a justified reason. He speaks low enough to avoid his colleague's hearing.}
[Gram]: Norton just acts like that to show off for me...he's really nice if you see him when he's not trying to act tough. But he usually is.
{Gram smiles softly}
[Norton]: Huh?
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Kumu chuckles a bit, ruffling Gram's ears softly. "Then you've got more courage than him. It takes more courage to be nice than to act mean all the time." Kumu speaks softly as so not to let Norton hear as well.
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{He murrs, his tongue hanging out a bit before he straightens up a second time}
[Gram]: I feel special, because he thinks it's important to be strong and dominant in front of me. Maybe it's dumb, but...it's how I feel.
{Gram pulls an amazingly silly smile, his tongue hanging out from it, and his head lilted to one side.}
[Norton]: Am I being excluded...?
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Kumu softly chuckles, gently breaking the hug with Gram. "I still say that you are adorable."
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