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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica โ™‚๏ธ [22567031] [2012-06-28 16:35:56 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 69; Deviations: 21; Watchers: 90

Watching: 66; Pageviews: 3525; Comments Made: 555; Friends: 66

# Interests

Favorite movies: ACTION MOVIES, WOOOOOOO
Favorite TV shows: *sniff* dramas, they get me everytime, but I'm too cool to cry... *sobs violently*
Favorite bands / musical artists: Dude, anything is cool with me.
Favorite books: READING IS LAME! ((Not it's not, dear lord.))
Favorite games: I like games that Japan gives me, they are awesome!
Tools of the Trade: wat? *pokerface*
Other Interests: burgers and junk food!

# About me

Alfred F. Jones represents the United States of America, and smiles brightly knowing that he is the icon of the great US of A!
Don't let his face fool you, he's actually 18! He just looks younger because he can, really.
He's loud and obnoxious, but always means well. He just has an awful tendency to get overexcited!
He's got a bit of a sweet tooth and will probably give you puppy eyes to give him candy.
At times, he doesn't think and ends up doing something the other nations would consider stupid. For instance, he walks into walls, trips on his untied shoelaces, or leaves gum in his pockets and putting them in the wash.

He would love to make friends! It's not that hard either! He'll greet you with a smile and a handshake and you are pretty much good as gold!

He doesn't care for meanies though, and once you are on his poophead list, it's hard to get off.

He also loves questions, so don't be afraid to ask! He doesn't bite as long as you aren't hold food to his face. He just finds it so hard to resist! Don't worry, he'll apologize if he gets ya.


His admin is Amari, maybe you've met her, but she's a 19 year old dork that's trying to become an art major. THAT'S WORKING OUT WELL, NOW ISN'T IT?

She's really air headed at times and more insecure than a turtle. She also makes really bad jokes and puns and probably inappropriate times.

She is also very emotional, and apologizes deeply for her drama. She hopes Alfred will make some wonderful friends!


ALFRED'S FRIENDS!




# Comments

Comments: 275

PresidentPrincesu [2012-10-10 21:41:31 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Ask-Eriza-Vilnius [2012-10-04 22:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Vilnius shifted on her feet slightly and nocked on the door and waited for someone to answer.. like always.. she was lost trying to find Americas house... she hadnt seen him in a long.. long time and wanted to say hi,

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AskTheDoctorxFemEng [2012-10-01 01:56:21 +0000 UTC]

(( Thoughts on this?
[link] ))

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Ask-TheSTATEVirginia [2012-09-30 20:30:24 +0000 UTC]

'Sup bro. We should go jogging. I just had a Big Mac. e 7 e "


(( Thank you for the watch you lovely person ; A ; ))

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Ask-TheSTATEVirginia [2012-09-30 22:43:00 +0000 UTC]

((Hunh? Lovely person? wat who? You must be talking about yourself~))

Nothing much!
Just chillin' around, loving the echo of frustrated people watching American football.

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Ask-TheSTATEVirginia In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-10-01 01:39:37 +0000 UTC]

(( Oh Psssshhhttt-- I'm nothing special - 7 - I like love your art, yo! ))

Oh yeah! Football, I should get into that more... Sadly I have no Major League team what so ever u n u"

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Ask-TheSTATEVirginia [2012-10-04 15:36:52 +0000 UTC]

((auuawannaaahhhhhhhh, thank you, you are good too~))

*Shrugs* It's really just more or less funny for me to watch my people get so worked up over something that isn't really important to their lives, but to each their own. I'm glad they can be distracted for a while.

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Ask-TheSTATEVirginia In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-10-07 16:59:27 +0000 UTC]

[ ajsjjzjsjsks Thank you-- I'm
Not really that great |D I hate my style so much ; A ; //weeps ]

True. It's entertaining to watch all those kiddies in school freak out about it.

//laughs//

There such a wide variety of fans~

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Ask-TheSTATEVirginia [2012-10-09 20:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh I know, right??? Like the ones that dress up in the body paint, the foam cheese heads over in Wisconsin, the rivalries! Ohhh! It's so exciting!
We just stand back and watch them too, it's hilarious!


((*pats* bby shhhhhh))

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CoreyAMurray [2012-09-29 00:16:58 +0000 UTC]

What kind of underwear do you wear? ((And could we get a rear view?))

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Atsukaz [2012-09-28 05:29:32 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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shonnythehedgehog [2012-09-28 03:41:25 +0000 UTC]

( this is a question) VIDEO GAMES!!!that is all...

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Manaka0211 [2012-09-28 00:22:51 +0000 UTC]

What do you think of Canada since He made Justin Bieber?

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Manaka0211 [2012-09-28 03:40:43 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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QueenofCroatia [2012-08-05 22:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Croatia: Hi dork

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to QueenofCroatia [2012-08-05 23:00:07 +0000 UTC]

((... It's Dorky, and he is currently in a coma. Try again later.))

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QueenofCroatia In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 23:01:28 +0000 UTC]

(okay)

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Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 17:38:51 +0000 UTC]

{Hey, saw you on [link] Do you ship AmeriCan}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 19:48:05 +0000 UTC]

((Hm... Well.
I ship whatever. As long as you can fit my rping standards, you have a chance.
I must tell you though, that he is currently feeling for a Prussia,
But, I'm not sure how the Mun of that Prussia is feeling about it.
I'm not trying to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, I swear!
;w; ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 19:49:21 +0000 UTC]

{What are your standards?

Oh that's fine! Whatever works for you!!^^}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 19:55:09 +0000 UTC]

((Welp, Spelling is a must, as is fairly proper grammar. I mean, a typo here and there, perfectly forgivable. But when you can't spell at all, or try to spell phonetically as opposed to actually looking up the word... I just... I can't. Also, I don't like it when I get a four word sentence as a reply. Unless it's called for. I'm sorry if I sound picky... I just... Rping is so hard to tolerate sometimes when they don't try... you know?

And thank you for understanding. ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:01:23 +0000 UTC]

{Yeah. I don't make a ton of spelling mistakes, seeing as I have spellcheck on Chrome. Sometimes my responses might be short, or if I can't think of a long way to respond, I'll leave it in my inbox for a couple days. I often have trouble putting what I see in my head into words, which leads to short responses.}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 20:07:34 +0000 UTC]

((Oh same here! I just... I can't always respond... So they just sit there, and after three or four days... I am just like... "fuck it" You know?
But by short response, I mean like: "She laughed."
And nothing more to the reply. Especially when there's more that could have been added. ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:09:29 +0000 UTC]

{My replies may be short if Mattie and someone are just sitting around talking and doing nothing else ya know? If that's the case, it'll be something like "Y-yeah..." he said with a slight nod, making his baby blonde hair sway just a tad.}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 20:12:57 +0000 UTC]

((And that's perfectly acceptable. I'm trying to remember this one reply.. that I LITERALLY had been given nothing to work with. Man that made me man. lol.
But yes. You seem to be perfect for rping and whatnot.
;w;
I'm just sorry that Dorky is in a coma currently. I'm sure he'd have LOVED to meet Mattie. :3 ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:22:44 +0000 UTC]

{Awwwwww! Thanks! ^^

pfffft lol. Is he gonna come out?}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 20:24:28 +0000 UTC]

((Probably when my muse restarts too.
My muses go in phases, and the Dorky muse is kinda... dormant at the moment.
I'll probably get inspired to do more questions, then He'll probably come out again.

So yeah, he's going to wake up, without a doubt.))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:31:13 +0000 UTC]

{Same here}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 20:33:52 +0000 UTC]

((Ha ha ha. I'm glad we had this chat~ ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:34:14 +0000 UTC]

{Indeed. ^^}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 20:43:20 +0000 UTC]

((Just a question though, do you think our characters would work out? Because your canada is depressed and Dorky is just... fucking sunshine and confetti.
And I realize you like your canada depressed. Although, even though Dorky is spazzy, he's really intelligent so he wouldn't pull some 'Get over it and be happy' bullshit.))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 20:44:37 +0000 UTC]

{lol sunshine and confetti. Nice one. Hmmmm...not sure....}

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to Innocent-Maple [2012-08-05 21:13:00 +0000 UTC]

((Also, I tend to swear a lot ooc, I'm sorry. ;w; ))

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Innocent-Maple In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-08-05 21:20:12 +0000 UTC]

{That's fine! When I swear, I censor it.}

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TheBloodInk [2012-07-29 11:39:19 +0000 UTC]

"Hey! Are you that America guy?"

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to TheBloodInk [2012-07-29 23:50:02 +0000 UTC]

((since this was before I called the coma, I'll just be normal with you, okay?))

He turned around to see who had called him. "Hnn? Oh yeah! I'm America, also known as Alfred F. Jones, but you can call me Dorky! What's up?" He offered a big toothy welcoming grin.

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TheBloodInk In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-29 23:54:49 +0000 UTC]

[[ Cool ;w; ]]

"Dorky,huh? And what's up? Nothing much."

*She smiled back*

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to TheBloodInk [2012-07-30 00:11:13 +0000 UTC]

((what's with the tears?? ))

"hunh?" He questioned. "You seemed to be so excited, like you had something to tell me. Oh well." He waved it off.

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TheBloodInk In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-30 00:13:58 +0000 UTC]

[ I dunno. I just use that face a lot. *shrug* ]

"I was excited? Huh. Well, I'm Czech republic by the way or Viktorie Pospรญลกil, which ever, I have no nick names."

*shrug*

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to TheBloodInk [2012-07-30 00:23:33 +0000 UTC]

"Wow, I'm not even going to insult you by attempting I know how to pronounce that. And I'm not even trying to be mean. I seriously don't want to offend you. But it's a pretty name, nonetheless.
By no nicknames.. as in you don't want one, or no one has ever given you one?"

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TheBloodInk In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-30 00:30:18 +0000 UTC]

"Even if you did insult me, it wouldn't matter, I probably wouldn't even notice. And no, no one's given me a nick name."

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to TheBloodInk [2012-07-30 00:33:44 +0000 UTC]

"Why wouldn't you notice? Wouldn't most people notice when they've been insulted?" Knits eyebrows together in confusion, but relaxes them quickly in to a soft smile. "No nicknames? Do you mind if I give you one just so I don't sound like even more of an idiot than I already am?"

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TheBloodInk In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-30 00:37:54 +0000 UTC]

"Ehh,sure, I don't mind at all, Dorky."

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to TheBloodInk [2012-07-30 00:41:45 +0000 UTC]

He put a finger to his chin, "Hmmm.... How about... Torrie? Does that work for you?"

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TheBloodInk In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-30 00:43:04 +0000 UTC]

"Sure, that sounds awesome."

*She gave him a thumbs up and a childish smile*

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AskTheEarth [2012-07-26 22:59:10 +0000 UTC]

((You're account is beautiful. accept this hug and watch))

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Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica In reply to AskTheEarth [2012-07-26 23:43:53 +0000 UTC]

(( ;w;
Thank you...
You have no idea how amazing that was too read when I'm having a really shitty day.))

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AskTheEarth In reply to Ask-ThatDorkyAmerica [2012-07-27 00:29:53 +0000 UTC]

((You're welcome. Now C'mere! I SHALL HUG you. ))

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AskSicily20210 [2012-07-25 15:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Ciao! How do you feel about me and my brothers Italy and Romano?

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takeolover In reply to AskSicily20210 [2012-07-27 05:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Ciao i'm Feliciana Vargas~! (i'm FemItaly so that means you're my sister~! ^^)

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