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AskEgbert ♂️ [18532307] [2011-08-04 04:13:30 +0000 UTC] "John Egbert" (United States)

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Watching: 68; Pageviews: 9698; Comments Made: 512; Friends: 68


# Comments

Comments: 353

turnuptuneShade12 [2015-09-15 02:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Do the windy thing.

For the people John.


....For the people....

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SlinkyBanana [2014-06-27 22:32:07 +0000 UTC]

EGBERT. I MADE A CAKE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT.

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ashwing144 [2014-03-26 00:27:52 +0000 UTC]

iF you met me in real life how would it go???

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thedevilssister7 [2013-05-31 07:48:09 +0000 UTC]

hey egbert its jade who do u think likes me the most

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ebf3rules [2013-05-03 03:00:09 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES

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iwuvgarfield In reply to ebf3rules [2013-05-14 12:58:19 +0000 UTC]

I SEE TARDIS

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iwuvgarfield [2012-09-17 10:57:05 +0000 UTC]

hi.. can you see me?
--Canada

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Italy-Germany-Japan In reply to iwuvgarfield [2013-04-30 18:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful. Beautiful question.

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iwuvgarfield In reply to Italy-Germany-Japan [2013-05-17 01:32:20 +0000 UTC]

I get bored and I love Hetalia XD

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Italy-Germany-Japan In reply to iwuvgarfield [2013-05-17 05:45:39 +0000 UTC]

XD

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darkcreater60 [2012-09-15 17:06:19 +0000 UTC]

hey eggbert.whats up with you and gam-gam...i mean.....gamzee..?

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menoux [2012-07-06 14:41:58 +0000 UTC]

HEY FUCKASS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

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BlubbaBlubbaKiiFace [2012-07-04 02:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Dear John Egbert,

This is what my Simsimi said... And it scared me...

Me: John Egbert
Simsimi: Is a homosexual... Isn't he dating Dave or Karkat?
.... D:
Mood: JEALOUS >:l

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AskStarfire [2012-06-29 02:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Hello there ^^
I am Starfire what is your name ^^

Would you like to do the making of Friends with me ^^

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Candy321 [2012-03-30 11:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Hey Egbert
If Dave came up right now and kissed you want will you say to him?

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edboy34 [2012-01-30 22:09:24 +0000 UTC]

So john, have you ever met Nicolas Cage?

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wagdawgwag [2012-01-22 00:54:50 +0000 UTC]

What would you look like as a robot zombie pirate...with a TV for a torso?

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AskJohn-Egbert [2012-01-12 01:12:58 +0000 UTC]

JOOOOOOOOHN
it's me. : D

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AskEgbert In reply to AskJohn-Egbert [2012-01-12 01:22:44 +0000 UTC]

other joooooooohn! it's also me : B whats up me?

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AskJohn-Egbert In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-12 01:25:49 +0000 UTC]

i really can't tell if you may possibly be the future/past me or some clone me. not trying to be all dave like, but i think we can make some pretty cool piano tunes one day : D

i need more hands!!

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AskEgbert In reply to AskJohn-Egbert [2012-01-12 23:00:08 +0000 UTC]

haha i don't even know, all these clone/paradoxes get me confused. but dude we definitely need too one day! the more hands the better, right?

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AskJohn-Egbert In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-13 03:25:50 +0000 UTC]

haha! we can "handle" this situation!!

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AskEgbert In reply to AskJohn-Egbert [2012-01-13 03:43:09 +0000 UTC]

hahaha oh man! i have to 'hand' it to you, you are hilarious! but i guess since i'm funny we both would have to anyway? i have no clue.

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AskJohn-Egbert In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-13 22:01:40 +0000 UTC]

haha!1 me neither! ok, see ya soon bud!!

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PONYPUKE [2012-01-12 00:35:53 +0000 UTC]

( brooo! hey you there. broski! i haven't talked to you in a while /sobu
i miss ya! <3 ;; v ;; )

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AskEgbert In reply to PONYPUKE [2012-01-12 01:02:07 +0000 UTC]

( yes i am still here, one of the remaining original few! and yes we haven't talked in awhile (which is probably my fault akdjgh) life has gotten hectic, you know? but im trying to come on here more often in my free mine! )

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PONYPUKE In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-12 01:22:12 +0000 UTC]

( good! i love talking to you! you aren't as um lemme think of a word.. uhh..
unnormal/unmature as most people i know lol no offense to them, but it is the truth.
yeah i know right. school has started for me. not much time to do stuff i want ugh. oh also, today in my art class i had to do this negative space project, and yeah so i made a pattern of the zodiac cancer sign cause i ran out of ideas and i got in trouble today because she thought it was a 69 and you know what 69 meanns... ;; hehehhhh... )

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AskEgbert In reply to PONYPUKE [2012-01-12 04:55:26 +0000 UTC]

(unnormal? ... THANK YOU C: i love when people call we weird or different, idk it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside <3
but oh gosh school and the cancer sign.. -.- i have karkats sign on my lanyard and almost everyone i know goes "LOL 69 ON UR LANYARD ROFL" and its hard to say lemme tell you about homestuck each time so i've given up =w= but ah that's a really cool project! did it come out goood?)

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PONYPUKE In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-13 00:42:04 +0000 UTC]

( yep it did! right now we are making animals out of wire for the skeleton, then covering it with clay, baking it, then painting. im making karcat |D;
im at the painting part right now. painting him his smoky black body at the moment at school. )

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AskEgbert In reply to PONYPUKE [2012-01-13 03:44:41 +0000 UTC]

(oh my gosh, a big clay karkat. post pictures of it when you finish it???? C:
and you're lucky, you're school actually lets you work with clay -__- )

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PONYPUKE In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-14 17:15:18 +0000 UTC]

( dude. i want the old ask accounts back. i want sollux. i want equius. im sorry, you know how i didnt like them? now i love them and want them back. the new ask accounts im sorry just make me feel.. idk. im crying right now because you and me are the only active old ones. the new catstuck ask accounts are pissing me. they god damn it put neko after the names and shit. their designs piss me off. oh god. im sorry, but that new johncat i dont like. i hate change and i want it be the same when we all were the old ask accounts. i miss them so much. i feel like just inviting them all to a god damn reunion just for things to be the same again for once.. )

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AskEgbert In reply to PONYPUKE [2012-01-15 03:42:06 +0000 UTC]

( don't worry, i know how you feel. i want sollux back too; along with equius, aradia, vriska, gamzee (both of them!) and all the others i fail to think of right now. the new accounts, i just dont like any of them. i mean, the people are nice and such but it's just not the same. remember when we had that giant wedding and everyone was there? that night was the funnest night ever. just having everyone there and all together felt so great. and now none of them are active anymore. all the new accounts are very ooc (which i can do at times, but i dont stray away from canon that often) and its just... really? idk it just really pisses me off to the point where sometimes i feel like just deactivating my account and forgetting about this whole ordeal, you know? )

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PONYPUKE In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-15 03:56:36 +0000 UTC]

( yeah uou
i miss them all so much.
dude dude we should like plan something like a reunion! )

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4SK-T3R3ZI [2012-01-10 22:52:17 +0000 UTC]

H1 JOHN >:] !!!!!

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SuwakoTheFrogKeeper [2012-01-09 08:45:14 +0000 UTC]

whats in space?

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AskFemDave [2012-01-08 22:24:12 +0000 UTC]

john.
i love you.
so.
much.

(( It was a dare. *shades* i'm cool like that ))

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Maxxolotl [2012-01-08 05:00:09 +0000 UTC]

have u met my Troll Maxior yet he cant wait to meet u

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AskFemDave [2012-01-08 02:41:02 +0000 UTC]

sup egbert.

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AskEgbert In reply to AskFemDave [2012-01-08 03:09:16 +0000 UTC]

hey dave! wow there are a lot of you now... so many paradoxes!

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AskFemDave In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-08 03:13:27 +0000 UTC]

yeah
but thats good
maybe someday we'll take over

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AskPrincessBerryboo [2011-12-31 05:09:59 +0000 UTC]

So w)(at's t)(e COOL----EST t)(ing you can do wit)( your windy powers? 38D

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AsK-Meowzee [2011-12-31 04:44:59 +0000 UTC]

SuP MoThErFuCkEr

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AskEgbert In reply to AsK-Meowzee [2011-12-31 04:52:10 +0000 UTC]

hi meowzee! wow this is pretty crazy, i don't think i've actually had a conversation with a talking cat before

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AsK-Meowzee In reply to AskEgbert [2011-12-31 05:05:39 +0000 UTC]

((oh and your gallery s adorabubble .u.

NEVER STOP! >W<))

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AskEgbert In reply to AsK-Meowzee [2012-01-01 17:02:10 +0000 UTC]

(( ad,jghagagkadg aw thank you ! 'u' ))

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AsK-Meowzee In reply to AskEgbert [2011-12-31 05:04:41 +0000 UTC]

ReAlLy?

I ThOuGhT AlL Us CaTs CoUlD TaLk To YoU GuYs, MoNk!

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AskEgbert In reply to AsK-Meowzee [2012-01-01 17:06:24 +0000 UTC]

i haven't talked to one of you guys before, so i guess i wouldn't know! well except for karcat, but i usually tuned him out hehe. so what's up coolcat? : B

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AsK-Meowzee In reply to AskEgbert [2012-01-05 21:21:44 +0000 UTC]

NoThIn mUcH JuSt dRiNkInG SoMe fAyGo aNd cHiLlInG WiTh kAnAyA (o:

HoW AbOuT YoU WiNdY BoY MoNk

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AskTheDolorosa [2011-12-31 02:53:29 +0000 UTC]

[[ sorry for the random call john! i thought you were my cousin cuz of the name. its a REALLY long story... im really sorry : ( ]]

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AskEgbert In reply to AskTheDolorosa [2011-12-31 02:58:17 +0000 UTC]

(( oh haha that makes more sense! No it's alright i don't mind random calls xD i was just really confused cause first you're name was something else then it was jade so then i got really confused but then i looked at the picture and was like OH. but yeah it's fine! ))

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