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AskMassachusetts ♂️ [18592701] [2011-08-09 08:59:13 +0000 UTC] "Samuel R. Jones" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 2405; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 202

Watching: 339; Pageviews: 12459; Comments Made: 8232; Friends: 339

# Interests

Other Interests: Reading, sailing boats, playing basketball, playing bocce, celebrating st. patrick's day

# About me

State: Massachusetts
Name: Samuel R. Jones
Admitted as a state: February 6, 1788
Age: Around 223 (Human years about 19)
Number: 6
Pets: A boston terrier named Red, and a cat named Salem
Personality: A rough around the edges kind of guy. He'll never be dishonest, but is a little brutal when it comes to the truth. He's very fast paced and is used to getting things quickly i.e: food, attention. For the most part he means well and is open to anyone who wants to talk to him.

My wifey: Heart

Siblings: There's too many, but I love 'em all!!
Fem!Mass (she's wicked awesome!) :

The rents:

Uncles/Aunts:
Pervy Uncle:

3000 year old pedo daughter:

Pervert friend:

Friend who bakes me awesome stuff:

My lovechild:

Current Residence: Boston, MA
Personal Quote: "The British are coming! Hide yo kids hide yo wife! XD"

# Comments

Comments: 1287

10SeriesTot [2019-05-12 05:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Massachusetts is best state

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AskSouthFlorida [2015-02-11 11:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Is this your voicemail right now?
"Thank you for calling Massachusetts! Unfortunately the state is currently closed due to four billion tons of white bullshit being dropped on us in the last three weeks. Please leave a message and we’ll get back to you as soon as we thaw out. Which is never. See you all in hell".

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E-vergreen-Beauty [2014-06-11 10:46:23 +0000 UTC]

Yo Mass!!

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Porkcow001 [2013-11-27 23:22:05 +0000 UTC]

I think i love you

you better be okay with that

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Lilibodett [2013-05-06 00:44:16 +0000 UTC]

I heard about the marathon, and I just wanted to know that I'm praying for you.

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AskCalifornia [2012-11-12 07:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Dude
Dude
Are you dead.

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Cammbridgeshire [2012-09-18 13:54:12 +0000 UTC]

I heard that there was a city named after me.. Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare

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Ask-GardenState [2012-07-16 13:56:41 +0000 UTC]

'Sup Mass! Your super awesome sis' is here!

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AskChun-Yan [2012-07-11 07:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Mass.

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-07-11 07:33:46 +0000 UTC]

CHU-CHU.

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-07-11 07:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Pfft train sounds, aru

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-07-11 08:07:36 +0000 UTC]

e u e of course....also you're a train

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-07-11 08:09:53 +0000 UTC]

I will take that as a compliment since trains are nice things, aru. u w u
How are you, baba?

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-07-11 08:12:13 +0000 UTC]

they're also old e u e

I'm doing dandy, been busy a'course!

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-07-11 08:14:27 +0000 UTC]

aiyah shh shhhhh

oh! I haven't met the baby that's keeping you busy!! O:

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-07-11 08:33:16 +0000 UTC]

ahaha that was a good one, huh, huh???

Awww you wanna meet your little bro?

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-07-11 08:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes a wonderful one

and of course I do!

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-07-19 03:34:38 +0000 UTC]

ahaha then here you go! *hands off baby* he's stinker! literally! e u e

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ask-NewYorkHetalia [2012-07-05 03:37:16 +0000 UTC]

YOU, MY FRIEND, are going down in the baseball tournament.

red sox vs. yankees. prepare to have your ass kicked.
this is my question...er.....statement...thing.
any reaction? what're ya' gonna do when ya' lose?

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Ask-City-Of-Houston [2012-06-27 22:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch! u v u

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KansasBlog [2012-06-27 17:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey,thanks for the watch!

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AskColoradoHetalia [2012-06-06 00:32:08 +0000 UTC]

---
You have been invited to the Wedding of Virgina and Colorado that will take place this Saturday at 10:00 a.m. Mountain time in the chatroom of [link] . Please do come and if you can't contact me!
---

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Ask-femvermont [2012-05-07 05:18:39 +0000 UTC]

-pouts- How come ya always have to come leaf peepin' around my state Masshole? Every fall it's the same thing! Can't turn around without you or NewYork takin' a peek!

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AskColoradoHetalia [2012-03-31 06:23:23 +0000 UTC]

I have a question.

How old are you, bro?

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Rockerchick249 [2012-03-15 00:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey Mass!
What do you think about being called a 'Masshole'? Im also one and truthfully I think it can be true!

(( I love you so much :') ))

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BeenThereB4 [2012-03-04 23:14:51 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Massachusetts :')
How's your relationship with NY? I'm guessing you're not much of a Yankees fan xD

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Ask--London [2012-03-03 23:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch my Fine fellow ^^

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AskMassachusetts In reply to Ask--London [2012-03-04 07:07:09 +0000 UTC]

no problem, old chap

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Ask--London In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-03-04 11:19:11 +0000 UTC]

that is he most amazing emoticon I have ever seen!!!!

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AskMassachusetts In reply to Ask--London [2012-03-05 03:30:24 +0000 UTC]

I had a feeling you'd like it ^^

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ASKLightDemonela [2012-03-03 05:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watchy-watch :D (Big Grin)

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AskMassachusetts In reply to ASKLightDemonela [2012-03-04 07:07:19 +0000 UTC]

no problemo!

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AskPuertoRico [2012-03-03 04:55:23 +0000 UTC]

Gracias por el favor!

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskPuertoRico [2012-03-04 07:07:33 +0000 UTC]

No prob! ^^

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AskChun-Yan [2012-02-20 23:49:45 +0000 UTC]

Hey. Hey. Hey, papa, aru. Hey.

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-22 07:02:02 +0000 UTC]

D'awwww sweetykins I miss chu

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-22 23:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Pfff pfff papa pfff your face pff pff e u e Imissedyoutoo,aru.

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-23 07:47:04 +0000 UTC]

e u e are you being good? not killing anyone, right?

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-23 18:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes! I haven't killed anybody recently that I can recall, aru~

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-25 21:27:00 +0000 UTC]

that you can recall?? >.> sounds suspicious

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-26 22:12:33 +0000 UTC]

Well I don't document everything that I do for you, aruuuuuu o 3 o

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-27 04:55:16 +0000 UTC]

>.> you don't have to document to know you killed someone!

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-28 00:20:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes you do, aru.

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-28 06:48:49 +0000 UTC]

No sane human being would >.>

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-28 23:28:44 +0000 UTC]

Are you saying that I'm insane, aru? DD:

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-02-29 06:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Awww I'm not saying anything e u e

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-02-29 14:52:37 +0000 UTC]

YOU TOTALLY ARE AREN'T YOU, ARUUUUUUU

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-03-02 23:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Don't give me that look >.> you're too old for that!

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AskChun-Yan In reply to AskMassachusetts [2012-03-04 09:22:10 +0000 UTC]

NUH UHHHHH I AM NOT TOO OLD FOR IT ARU I AM YOUNG AT HEART I AMMMMMM

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AskMassachusetts In reply to AskChun-Yan [2012-03-04 20:35:31 +0000 UTC]

don't get your granny panties in a twist lol XD

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