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# Statistics
Favourites: 7; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 39
Watching: 8; Pageviews: 2277; Comments Made: 137; Friends: 8
# Comments
Comments: 67
Audimonster-draws [2015-01-19 22:16:36 +0000 UTC]
How much do you like Roxy? Are you two BFFsies or something more?
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Ask-Jane-Crocker-Cat [2013-01-01 14:42:53 +0000 UTC]
Oh my! A pony me? Well ain't that just a hoot? Haha!
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AskPonyJane In reply to Ask-Jane-Crocker-Cat [2013-01-13 21:43:27 +0000 UTC]
And I wasn't aware there was a cat me!
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Ask-Jane-Crocker-Cat In reply to AskPonyJane [2013-01-14 06:48:44 +0000 UTC]
WELL ISN'T THIS QUITE A COINCIDENCE! HOO HOO!
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AskPonyJane In reply to Ask-Jane-Crocker-Cat [2013-01-16 06:41:16 +0000 UTC]
DOUBLE TO FUN? HEE HEE HOO HOO!
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AskTheCondescePony [2012-11-15 02:29:28 +0000 UTC]
*a voice in your head*
Janey,my dear...
can you hear me?....
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskTheCondescePony [2012-11-15 04:38:45 +0000 UTC]
*ear flicks and looks around, confused by the voice and setting down her mixing spoon*
Yes...I can... *scrunches face, something seems familiar*
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AskTheCondescePony In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-15 06:43:20 +0000 UTC]
It's been muc)( too long....
I suppose I never did )(ave t)(e time to visit t)(oug)(...
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskTheCondescePony [2012-11-15 07:44:31 +0000 UTC]
*ear twitches*
Who are you?
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AskTheCondescePony In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-15 08:33:42 +0000 UTC]
w)(y,I'm your great-grandmot)(er, dear~...
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskTheCondescePony [2012-11-15 15:36:58 +0000 UTC]
My...great-grandmother?
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nocturnalSleuth [2012-11-12 22:37:07 +0000 UTC]
Hey Jane! Have you ever had one of Roxy's martini's?
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-10 17:34:38 +0000 UTC]
((All of the feels...? ;u; ))
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-10 17:44:53 +0000 UTC]
((*hugs* I'm soooooorry....))
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AskPonyRoxy [2012-10-30 02:33:04 +0000 UTC]
jaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! *tackles harshly to the ground holding her close and slurring drunkly over sobs* i missed u, and i dun care what the comment befar mine says--ur comment virganity is mine and mine alooone!!
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-10-31 04:16:56 +0000 UTC]
Oh goodness, Roxy...my comment virginity? *pats head* How...erm, endearing of you.
Now, I promised to make you cake! You may watch me while I bake, of course.
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-10-31 05:55:53 +0000 UTC]
*wipes away a few tears, sniffling* 'Kay... Promase da frosting will have alcohol in it?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-10-31 17:21:42 +0000 UTC]
Yes, yes Roxy, it will have alcohol in it. Come along.
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-10-31 22:55:22 +0000 UTC]
Wall alright! *happily follows into the kitchen*
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-10-31 23:20:29 +0000 UTC]
*uses her magic to gather the ingredients, sighs a bit* I'm quite worried for Mr. Strider...
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-10-31 23:41:41 +0000 UTC]
*casually gathers a few liquor bottles, trotting over and placing them on the counter along with her other mixing tools* Huh? Whya wurried abut him?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-01 06:24:30 +0000 UTC]
*shakes head* He's just...so stricken by grief after what happened to Jake...
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-01 14:15:40 +0000 UTC]
*stops in the middle of mixing her drink, growing silent for a minute* ... Jake? What happens to Jake? *monotone tone*
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-01 16:22:44 +0000 UTC]
*grows silent while mixing the ingredients* ...He's sick, I guess...
He'll get better...
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-01 17:59:38 +0000 UTC]
*expression darkens* .... Yes. Jake is just sick... That's all...
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-03 05:40:02 +0000 UTC]
*walks over to her and nuzzles her chin gently*
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-03 05:41:38 +0000 UTC]
*doesn't push her away, but doesn't really acknowledge the nuzzling either* ... How do you bake again, Janey..?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-03 05:43:10 +0000 UTC]
*raises head* Me? Well, it's much easier since I'm a unicorn, but really, it's a trial and error process...and overtime I got better. I mean...I could also have an advantage due to being an heiress but...*shrugs, smiles* It doesn't matter, I guess, I love to bake.
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-03 05:45:21 +0000 UTC]
*gives her a warm smile, laughing a bit* You are the queen of baking, aren't you? Say, I know I always burn stuff, but... Mind trying to teach me again? It... Actually sounds like a lot of fun right now, and I'd love to finally spend some quality time with you.
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-03 05:46:07 +0000 UTC]
Of course, my dear! It'd be my pleasure to give you baking lessons~
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-03 05:50:43 +0000 UTC]
Haha, awesome! But no yelling at me this time for setting the kitchen on fire, because that was just an accident! I mean, who would ever guess that a little liquor that accidentally got pushed on a fire would react that way? Ugh... Still, I'll keep it away if you promise not to be a tightass, kay?
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-03 06:03:53 +0000 UTC]
Great! *goes to the cabinet and grabs a bowl with her mouth, placing it back on the counter* What first, cake-master-general?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-03 21:01:52 +0000 UTC]
We have all the proper ingriedents, so first, we must add the flour and the sugar into the bowl~
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-03 22:09:36 +0000 UTC]
Alright! *searches in the pantry* Okay, flower, flower... Wait, flowers aren't here--they're on the windowsill! *trots to the windowsill when she's not looking and dumps the flowerpot in the bowl* Annnnd sugar.... *examines two jars on the counter, both filled with a grainy white crystals* .... Ennie, meanie, minie--YOU! *takes the one labeled salt on the back and pours some of it into the bowl* What next?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-04 04:42:13 +0000 UTC]
Salt, unsalted butter...some brown sugar and five eggs...milk annnd vanilla! I'll start making the frosting~
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-04 04:49:51 +0000 UTC]
Uhhhhh, sure! Um... I'll get all of... that... *looks in the fridge and grabs the eggs, dumping five of them into the bowl without cracking them open* ... Hm.... I guess she likes her cake with a crunchy filling... Oh--milk and sugar! That's right! *manages to find the milk, but not the brown sugar* Maaan, what does that stuff even look like? Hmmm.... *gasps* Wait--chocolate! Of course! That stuff is brown, has sugar, AND it should overpower all the eggs! I should probably put these pop-rocks in there just to be on the safe side though... *dumps them all in* And butter.... Butter.... Lard is like butter, so I might as well! *dumps a clump of lard in* Should I mix it now?
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-04 04:54:34 +0000 UTC]
*preparing the frosting* Yes, that would be lovely.
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-04 04:57:08 +0000 UTC]
Yes ma'am~! *hic* *starts mixing it all together*
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-05 01:17:53 +0000 UTC]
Not too fast or too slow, Roxy!
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-05 03:02:45 +0000 UTC]
AJANSISBWG--how dat even possablyal?!
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-05 03:00:54 +0000 UTC]
AJAJSHAGUYAHSJZ--how dat even possablyal?!
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AskPonyJane In reply to AskPonyRoxy [2012-11-05 04:08:55 +0000 UTC]
Just go at a moderate pace~
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AskPonyRoxy In reply to AskPonyJane [2012-11-05 05:40:29 +0000 UTC]
Madarayte? U got it, boss! *stirs at normal velocity until batter seemes smooth enough* naow whut?
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