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[2011-11-27 20:43:21 +0000 UTC]
"you lot are all morons"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 122; Deviations: 41; Watchers: 40
Watching: 49; Pageviews: 6784; Comments Made: 669; Friends: 49
# About me
I have been "requested" that I do this by both the Dark Lord and Professor Dumbledore; I have no idea where they BOTH got the idea...they must be secretly tag-teaming...at any rate, I mentioned my rules above for this questionnaire, however some things I neglected to mention (due to frustration and lack of space):
1. Just because I have been assigned this task does not mean I will be glued to my computer 24/7 to answer your questions. I, unlike most of you, have a real life; so in simple terms, I will not be answering all the questions given (thank Merlin, those two left the amount of questions answered up to me)
2. I refuse to repeat myself to dunderheads; if you ask me a question that has already been answered, I won't answer it. simple as that (if I'm feeling nice, I will refer you to the answer)
3. Another 5 points from Gryffindor
4. don't ask me to have sex with you.
5. If I answer your question, I will likely (maybe/probably/if I feel like it) send you an owl to notify you
6. to think I had to add this, you would think it would be obvious Do not try and pass yourself as my son or daughter. Myself and x person NEVER HAPPENED; not even with Lily. 100 points from each of the other houses and detention for anyone stupid enough to attempt this atrocity (and as for those doing this from my house, well...we'll just have to have a pleasant little chat together in my office, won't we~ *smirks evilly*)
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Everything Harry Potter related including Severus belongs to J.K. Rowling; I'm only acting out his character as best as I can (obviously, I'm no match for Alan Rickman hehheh)
I go by "Lily" as a treasured nickname, however I relate best to Severus; I made this ask account because I enjoy roleplaying, but haven't felt like rp-ing as I normally do for months, and I figured since I like answering questions, drawing, rp-ing, and Snape, that I'd make this.
It was brought to my attention that I should have noted that I am, infact, female and my birthday is February 27th. I am merely using Severus' bio information for a bit of realism of the character.
# Comments
Comments: 611
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Oh, I'm very excited, I'm very excited, I'm very excited.
ooooooohhhh, joy, what a day, what a day, what a day, I FOUND A SEVERUS SNAPE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!
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Professor Snape, would you go on a date with me?
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Happy belated birthday - enjoy the llama from a humble DA contributer who enjoys your talent!
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((I don't think Bellatrix gets any love so I made her a daughter! XD //shot))
Good evening Professor! I was wondering when does Fluxweed have to be picked?
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shall we open your copy of "one thousand magical herbs and fungi"
if you read this passage here, it would tell you to get the fullest effects of fluxweed would be during the full moon.
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alright, and yourself...? *wondering what you want*
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I'm good thanks Professor
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did you want something then?
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oh and yeah, do you know anyone named Medusa, she uses alot of vector magic, she want to join You know who...
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Hello Professor Snape, Im a first year at Hogwarts,and im in your house,can you give me a few tips on potions please? You know, before excams?
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certainly! you open the book you bought in Diagon Alley for my class, then study it. Also take note of what I say during class, they're normally important enough to be on the finals.
another good idea is group studies; that way, you can look at other people's potions for comparing and contrasting and you won't get points taken off for it also share any notes you might have missed. hint hint
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Ah, ok, thanks! ^^ oh, and one other thing, do you know how to get rid of a demon cat from trying to kill a pet snake, umm, cuz, thats been happening rather often, and Ive already asked Hagrid about it...
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Hello Professor! I was wondering if you would explain the best ways to punish a student. Thank you! ^^
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naturally ((lol no problem 
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If Dark Lord ordered would you torture Potter with Cruciatus Curse?
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((you finally got answered; sorry about the wait))
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Professor, Professor! You're in the Daily Deviations today, sir!
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alright...thank you for informing me.
((asdfgh how the hell did THAT happen?? o-o ))
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((Don't ask me, I was just so ecstatic about it!))
Of course, Professor!
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Professor I messed up my potion...should I attempt again?
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the answer is yes you should try again as long as I have a hazard suit while supervising ( 
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I guess I'm not as good at potions as my dad was...
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that's quite alright, you just need practice. ((lol so lenient with slytherins )
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(( Haha XD ))
Professor I'm in my fifth year and I feel like "Schlongbottom" as Draco refers to him...why do people make fun of Longbottom anyway sir?
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well miss Olivia, if you remember any classes where Mr. Longbottom has made additions to the hospital wing, you'll understand why; the times he hasn't was usually due to someone giving him hints in his ear. You're do far better than most of his attempts at potions.
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Right....uhm...what would happen if someone were to have a party...in the Shrieking Shack?
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they'd get detention because it's a hazard, but that's probably it. My advice would be to not get caught.
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Right...but what if they were to tell someone before hand?
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then they would be very stupid, wouldn't they? also I should add that lights would be seen from several miles away
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still want to test your hypothetical situation?
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happy birthday, twin bro
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