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AskZe-Mole
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[2012-03-25 14:53:33 +0000 UTC]
"La réponse est non."
(France)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 12; Watchers: 86
Watching: 33; Pageviews: 8629; Comments Made: 228; Friends: 33
# About me
Unless you are a client seeking assistance, it would be in your best interest to fuck the fuck off.---
13||Mercenary||Misothiest||French & English
+Loyal
+Determined
+Persistant
+Intelligent
-Crude.
-Anti-Social.
-Pessimistic.
-Alexithymic.
-Violent.
*Hates his name and curses his mother for ever burdening him with it. He prefers to be called “The Mole” or just “Mole” and does not take lightly to people calling him “Chris” or “Chrissy” or any other version of the damn name.
*Colorful language.
*Talented at the Piano, though he absolutely despises the thing for the lessons he was forced through.
*In fact, he does sport a childish sense of humor, though most jokes he spits out have a dark, satirical or just down right disgusting twist to them. He is more facitious than not.
*You either fall under 'Ally' or 'Enemy.'
# Comments
Comments: 262
(Are you still for hire? Because I have a job that I need done and I will pay quite handsomely, like about 100,000 dollars.
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I totally forgot what I umm said to you..So long?
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I just wanted to ask you a question~ How did you first meet Gregory?
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Happy birthday!
Let's go party~
((In the case the birthday is yours, and not Ze Mole's...Happy birthday to you n.n))
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-Snarls.- Stop zat, zis isn't exactly a big deal in my life, zere's little to no chance I am going 'partying' with you morvoux.
((IM SO GOOD AT BEING LATE. But no it was Christophes haha))
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Nuuuu D:
But why? Is your birthday, and that for me is an awesome day, you know....my friends' birthdays are so fantastic and we can have fun outside 
((Yeah xD Aaaah, okay, here is my answer to that xDD))
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Bonjour, comment allez vous? vous êtes "Mole", oui? j'ai entendu dire que vous pourrez m'aider avec quelque chose.
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C'est exact. Mais ce n'est pas le cas. Cela dépend de ce que vous me demandez?
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J'espérais que vous tuerait mon amant. Hes un trou du cul limey.
l'argent n'est pas un obstacle.
vous m'aider?
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La seule raison pour laquelle vous voulez qu'il parte, qu'il est un imbécile?
Si vous pouvez payer, je suis à toi.
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Il me frappe, et je ne peux pas lui tenir tête. Il ne va pas me laisser partir. Je paierai ce que vous demanderez, aussi longtemps que vous débarrasser de lui
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[[ omfg u are the greatest person ever and best christophe rper ever can i just hug you fkladjsfklaj <333 ]]
You're Christophe, right?
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[[Wh-what o_o Thank you asldfjkasd ]]
Non, not unless you are a close acquaintance. To you? I am Mole.
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[[ gosh I totally missed your reply sorry 
Yeeeaah. Okay, Christophe.
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[[asdflkjasdflj Thank you. You make a very lovely Red Goth from what I've seen. ;u; Aaah.
I'm without a computer sorry I'm late all the time aldskjf ]]
-Gives him a look, brows raised, but completely unreadable. It could be interpreted as; Idiot.- Oui, do you speak for yourself or just repeat?
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look christophe i told you a 1000 times don't call me that
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Too bad it will never fucking take.
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Depends on who ees asking.
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Well... Im asking... And im Ryan.. So...
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hi ive been working on my french
Bonjour Ze Mole Ca va?
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Vous avez fait un effort. Bon pour vous. Je vais bien, et toi?
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H-hi there, my name is Alice...nice to meet you *Smiles* I hope you don't mind to answer to the two questions I have for you
1.How did you meet Gregory for the first time?
2. Ehm....can we be friends? You are so awesome and cool, btw
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'Allo Aleece. Perhaps when Gregory ees done riding my ass and I am not drowning een paper work and would be missions I will humor you, but for now the quota for people who piss me off has been filled today. Thank you, fuck off.
((Aaah, I will do these when I get the chance. ;_; I am in the middle of another move so I'm busy I'm sorry. But I can have him scream angrily at you all you want.))
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*Paying all the attention, looking at him, until he finishes* Not a problem for me, thank you very much *Smiles and extends her left hand, because she wants to shake hands with him*
(( Okay, don't worry, have all the time you need n.n
Hehe, okay, thank you very much
Two things....ehm....With this Ze-Mole answer, Alice and him are friends or not? xD and....what happened with ,I saw that Gregory/the account is not online since two weeks or so D: ))
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-In the name of finished business, and only in that name, he takes the girls hand to give a firm shake before quickly retreating the extremity, shoving it back into his cargo pants pocket.-
Patient zen, aren't you?
[[Ah, thank you. It may be a while I'm a bit of a procrastinator. But as far as friends go, I don't think so, I'm sure she'll be an acquaintance if she's persistent? xD
Aaah, my darling Gregory. ;v; Coral actually started school recently so she hasn't had much time to do any upkeep around DA. Which is depressing because she's really quite a lovely Gregory. D: ]]
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Aaaah, okay, okay, I only want to be nice with you :3
Yeah, I am veeery patient n.n
Humm...with that pronunciation....you are French, aren't you? *Smiles*
(( No problem :3 Yeah, she'll be veeeeery persistent, and talk with him more and more times xDDDD
I readt her answer, I totally agree with you, she is a lovely awesome Gregory, I hope she will can return soon )': ))
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Petit morveux. What do you think I am up to? Adult things!
Things zat do not concern little children.
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I am honestly a little horrified as to ze reasons behind zis question.
So I will not ask zem.
As much as I hate life with my mother I am going to have to decline.
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Wonderful, explain to me why ze fuck I should care?
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Because he made moi act like zomeone and I chose you.
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-Furrows his brow, staring at the other as if she were completely, and utterly linguistically retarded.-
-Annoyed hand gesture.-
Okay back ze fuck up.
I am taking a rain check, going to be a pompous little beetch for a fucking second because lady you and a few others have just twisted my metaphorical panties een a way zat ees so uncomfortable you can not imagine.
But really, really? Am I hearing you correctly?
/You/ could not act like me eef you took acting classes from Jean-Louis Barrault.
So allow me; Eh, one. -Holds up a gloved finger.-
You are a stupid fuck.
Two; Stop being a stupid fuck. -Holds up second finger.-
Lesson three. -Third finger.-
No self respecting French person I have ever known has gone around stupid enough to lack knowledge of where to insert 'me' into a sentence. I mean please, yes, my English ees shit, and fuck sentence structure but you can not be zat retarded.
I am not walking around inserting 'me' into my French. Eet ees not like Oui.
For instance; Je n'en reviens absolument "ME" ce que un idiot complet que vous êtes.
Ça sonne le droit de vous?!
Does eet? Does eet really? Oh fuck I'm sorry you probably have no idea what I just said due to ze fact zat you are obviously lexicaly retarded.
Learn ze fucking language before you speak eet you fucking dumb fuck, and stop dressing like me eets fucking disgusting.
(( ))
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[[I'm sorry does my character being a dick mean I am a dick? Because I can totally do that for you.]]
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[[no not at all I'm used to the christophes hating me]]
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