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Because-Im-Evil
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[2011-12-17 22:37:23 +0000 UTC]
"I do it all"
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# About me
This is the life, you see. The Devil tips his hat to me.
Jonathan is a free-lance assassin and thief. He doesn't take payment for his jobs, the pleasure of the kill or the thrill of a heist is pay enough to him. He's can be a smart-ass at times but overal is a proper gentleman, although he will hurt women with no second thought. His clothes vary at time but usually consits of a long white shirt and black vest with black or white gloves. He almost always wears a trenchcoat when he goes out. His eyes are dark and his hair is black. His skin is pale and cold to the touch.
Jonathan hates kids and sweets and generally most nice things. He also doesn't like being called 'John',he prefers if you use his full name 'Jonathan. He likes cold things, smoking and being by himself most of the time. He lives in an abandoned apartment building for the privacy and makes sure nobody can enter except for him.
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
# Comments
Comments: 322
[It's an epic song XD]
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"Hey."
Her voice was muffled from the doctors mask she had stolen.
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Quest sat on a bench, watching everybody intently with her red eyes. She was frowning slightly, as though she was thinking about something that troubled her. When Jonothan walked by, though, she looked curiously at him, smiled, and nodded politely.
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He stopped and waved at the girl,smiling himself "Good day miss"
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She nodded again. "Thanks. Good day to you, too." She tilted her head. "Who are you?"
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"My names is Jonathan.And ,if I may ask, what is yours?"
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"I'm Quest." She grinned at him. "A pleasure, Jonothan."
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"Quite" He grinned holding his hand out to her
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She reached out, shaking the hand.
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"Now I distinctly remember you saying you don't smoke"
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She looked up at him blushing a little. "I-I'm just trying it out right now..." She whispered.
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He snatched the cigarette from her "You're a little too young for this" He said,taking a drag of the cigarette
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"No I'm not!" She said standing up and the pack of cigarettes falling on the bench.
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"And how old are you?" He asked, taking the pack from the bench
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"15...." She saw him take the pack. "Hey give that back!"
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He held it above his head so she couldn't reach "I don't think so"
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She puffed her cheeks. "Please~?"
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"I'm sorry but I can't"
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"...Okay..." She looked up at him, she looked at his tie and took it in her hands and played with it.
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He looked at her and raised an eyebrow "What are doing?"
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She looked up at him. "Playing with your tie~"
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"Because it reminds me of my grandpa~"
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She started loosening and tightening his tie.
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He just watched, continuing to smoke his cigarette
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She looked up at him through her lashes and kept playing with his tie.
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"How long are you going to continue to do that?"
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"I dunno~ When you tell me to stop~" She giggled and let go of his tie and looked up at him.
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"Well you can stop now"
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"All right~" She stopped.
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"Your welcome..." She smiled softly.
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"We can do something~"
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"What would you like to do?" She wrote on a note pad and handed it to him.
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((Um, hey. ;w; I'd just like to say that this is a really interesting account, and I hope that you don't mind that I'm dropping this prick on your page. ;w; ))
Birds of a feather flock together, that was the saying, wasn't it? Perhaps it was true, as the wicked always seemed to attract the wicked. And that was what was happening.
The very second the demon's blue eyes rested upon the young man who was sitting in front of a little cafe, it was decided that he was certainly more interesting than anyone else on the street. So, he walked up and hit the other in the back of the head. "Now, just who the fuck are you~?" The blonde asked, a casual curiosity in his voice.
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Jonathan quickly turned to face the one who had struck the back of his head.He shot him a look of disapproval mixed with agitation before replying "And who are you to demand said infomation after striking my head"
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"Oh, just the most devilishly charming guy you'll ever meet~" Oh would you just look at that ego. I'm sorry if his head is too big for this building. "So, I'll ask again, who are you?" It wasn't all that often that you met a guy who spoke so intelligently. Odd.
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He stood up so they were face to face.Well almost.Jonathan was a little taller then the devilish one infront of him "My name is Jonathan and,if I may ask,what is yours?"
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{ oh. kari would be perfect for him, even if she likes... pink and shit like that. ;; she's purely evil. kari is like... eh... a vampire :U }
Kari walked into the woods for boredom and to find if there is any sweet and young blood out there.
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Jonathan walked up to the girl "Good day miss, you look a little lost"
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She jumped and turned around in fear to realize it was just a man, "O-oh! I'm not lost..."
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She looked around and blinked a bit, "Kind to think of it... I am kind of lost."
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