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Benjaminaplz
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[2011-07-03 18:45:33 +0000 UTC]
"OH, REAVER! <3"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 64; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 8
Watching: 22; Pageviews: 3261; Comments Made: 267; Friends: 22
# Interests
Favorite movies: Oh Reaver, Where Art Thou?Favorite bands / musical artists: Reaver -he sings to me in my thoughts-
Favorite writers: Reaver
Favorite games: Find the Reaver
Tools of the Trade: Begging ...for Reaver :3
Other Interests: Reaver
# About me
Current Residence: The Shrine (also hiding under Reaver's bed)Favourite genre of music: I've got that DiscoReaver.
Favourite photographer: Barnum
Operating System: Reaver love.
Shell of choice: Blanket of Reaver
Wallpaper of choice: Reaver
Skin of choice: Reaver's -//w//-
Personal Quote: "I ADORE Reaver!"
# Comments
Comments: 256
Benjamina luv!! Thank you kindly for the favorite on my Reaver portrait!!! ;D
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Hehehe~ You are most welcome, you wonderful artist you! ♥
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Awwwww!!!!! Thank you for calling me that. 
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*Runs in sprinting and panting, then throws package at your face* THERE! I HAVE THE STUPID UNDIES! Now pay me. I have an army to fund.
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....My....,your highness,I believe you were in too big of a hurry.... These aren't Reaver's undies......
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But...The only other ones were women's...Holy crap.
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I'm not going back, unless you pay me 1,000 more.
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You drive a hard bargain, but if it is for my precious collection...HERE. 2,000 more. How's that, your majesty?
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Tks, so.., You want the girl one or want me to find the manly one?
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If it's been on Reaver's crotch, bring it to me.
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...Okay, would you like fries with that?
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Have they been on Reaver's crotch?
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No. *To self: BUY LOTS OF BRAIN SOAP...AND WISKEY*
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If it has not been graced by Reaver's touch, then don't bother with it. I must have his scent. so I can track him down like the stalking bloodhound I am
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Fine, fine. I'm going.
*Teleports to Reaver's house*
Did you take my dear partner's underwear?
*teleports back*
We were found out.
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Oooo, were we now? .....Hmmm. TAKE ME TO REAVER'S HOUSE.
....Perhaps, there's a punishment for us. Hehe~
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*Idea* Okay.
*Teleports there with you*
Kthxbai.
*Teleports away and leaves you*
Oh gawd, not you again!
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Revvy! My dearest!! I have come to pay my dues for the thievery you are surely miffed about. <3
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GUARDS! THIS WOMAN IS VIOLATING HER RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
*ova 1000 guards rush over*
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Darn! And I would have gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for those meddling guards......and HATCH! *pointing at random Barry Hatch*
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*narrowing her eyes* Down boy. You know what you did.
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Bah! BAD, BARRY! *smacking him with a newspaper*
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*whines and sits down, his tail between his legs* Sowwy.
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Awww. You're too fluffy to stay mad at. *scratches the balverine's chin Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?!
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*barks, pants happily as tail wags vigorously*
HEY! Stop touching my Barry!
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Oh look! Go on, be good boy! Fetch me your master~!
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:icongigerbalerineplz: *nods and chases Reaver*
AHH! BAD BARRY! *sprays him with water, he continues to chase*
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*claps excitedly* Good boy, Barry! Good boy!
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BARRY IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW I'LL GET YOU FIXED~!
:iconginerbalverineplz: *Stops immediatly*
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*While Reaver's back is turned, he leaps on him and steers him towards Benjamina*
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*Perks back up* Ah! *bounces happily* Barry! You're such a good boy! Yes you are! Good boy! Good boy!
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*Accidentally steers them both off a cliff*
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You.
Steal Reavers lavender for me.
You are the best at stealing everything he owns.
please i need that lavender
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*scratch that; the plan has been hindered*
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Reaver shot me....
But I'll try again, hehe~
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Of course! You did see to a certain thing for me~
*Thieving Reaver in process*
And here you are, your majesty! I hope this is what you were wanting!
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Note that if Reaver continues to bug me I will remove the restraining order so you can have a go at him.
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Oh my! That...that sounds....How can I further add his annoyance to you? We need to ensure this happening, hehe.
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If he continues trying to bed me, then yes, this will happen.
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Oh, your majesty! I will turn your misery into my delight! You don't even have to warn him. *evil giggle* Just send for me the next time he "bothers" you. *wink* Hehehe~
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This'll work well...
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*giggling* I believe so~
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Alright, restraining order ripped to shreds.
Go nuts.
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I ....your majesty...that ..that is... *speechless* ....AVO BLESS YOU!!!! *disappears to do naughty things*
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