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Bernard-Wicken
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[2007-12-29 04:22:27 +0000 UTC]
"zombiezombiezombie"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 19; Deviations: 43; Watchers: 15
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 9439; Comments Made: 1135; Friends: 6
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: people that draw me 8DFavorite movies: Murderface, Return of Murderface, Undead on Stage, etc...
Favorite bands / musical artists: Poison of Your Choice (durr), The Dredge, The Lawn Gnome Conspiracy, Deadly kiss
Favorite writers: ME!! ...other than that there's Jarret McDonald, Johnny Skidd, etc.
Favorite games: Vampire Zombie killers from mars 2
Favorite gaming platform: GameBox 2.0... You can stand on it, so I guess it's a platform...
Tools of the Trade: Napkins with lyrics on 'em and a mic
Other Interests: Music, video games, stage makeup, n' a bunch o' other crap
# About me
Current Residence: 667 Shuttupin Dr., In Canada somewheredeviantWEAR sizing preference: ladies large
Favourite genre of music: Death metal, thrash metal, punk rock, techno (industrial, whatever.) xP
Favourite photographer: Ummm.... CSI photographers?
Favourite style of art: I like cartoons :D
Operating System: Home made laptop powered by hamsters on exercise wheels
MP3 player of choice: My 100 gig Mypod
Shell of choice: Lobster
Wallpaper of choice: bare concrete wall
Skin of choice: 'snow white' and 'Nightshade black' Scarydeath stage Makeup
Favourite cartoon character: ME!! BAHAHAHA!!! xD Benny Way, and The Muffin Man from The League of Super Dorks
Personal Quote: "Once there was a kitten named Whiskers. Then I ate it. The end."
# Comments
Comments: 224
OW MAI that iz wan my-tee big penis ya got thurr
but mines biggurr {:<
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pfffffffffff c'mon mahn itz alex as a zombie!
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Would you do anything for your pet cat?
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nah not n e thing, i feed it n stuff, but when the mob comes for him 'cause of his debts i'm not coverin for him.
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Bernard Wicken you have been activated. we will call you with your next assignment.
If you fail us, your cat, and you, will die.
tell us you understand.
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your task is simple. deliver the package that will be delivered to you to the hotel "Casio" on 45th street, do you understand?
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O_o uhhhhhno where's that n' why?
.....yer silly, you silly person you
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if you don't do this, Todd will be mad, we will send fan girls to his current location. the gps in the car outside your current location will take you there.
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AHH ok ok! just dont let todd sick rob on meh!
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Go now, and remember, no one can help you now.
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kkkkk
what the frack was that thing n e wais? O_o
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no questions,
Go now, and remember, no one can help you now
get going
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ROMAN!
ok, as long as you don't sneak in and paint my house badly while im sleepin' xP
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HEY!
I You Impialling i Paint Bad? D:<
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nah 's not a stab atchew, im jus paranoid 'bout people paintin' mai house lately
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my buddy jarret said that people on dA told 'im to paint my house badly n' in bad colours when i waz sleepin' O_o
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Im not gonna do That to you,
Unless you get on my bad side
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goodie, my haus is safe! 
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yay! C:
LOL Be homophobic,Seriously,try me.
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lol dood if i was homophobic i'd be a frackin hypocrite
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durr, you captured my sexiness in it, course i hadta fav it xp
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Mmm, I guess you have a point thar
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Jarret:
You Need Fan-Arts.
I Shall Make That Happen.
(Bernard if Your Reading This,You'll Get Some Tooo 
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Benny? Heyyyyyyy i think i know you! Hiiiiieeeeeee!
Fanarts? MMmk then.
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Yes,I Slapped into You That One Time Where i Had Some Fun With Duct-Tape,
Heehehe That Was Funnnnnn
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Ooooh yaaaaa... that was the highlight of that day 4 me
XD
-Jar-rizzle
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HA!
It Was For Me Too Til Freddie Got Up With Me D:
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Oh ya.... forgot 'bout that part.... waht'd he do anywayz? You guyz kinda took off and i didn't catch that part.
-Jarret
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Uhhhh.....Lets See.
First He Caught Up With Me,Then He Ripped Bernard Off and He Was Still In The Duct Tape,so He Couldn't Really Help,
Anyways Freddie Did Baaaaaaaaaaad Things to Me,
You Don't Wanna Know.
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Whatever happened, my mind can come up with worse. Believe me, it's my fav hobby.
-J-rizzle, OUT!
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You Sick Bastard XDD
Bye Bye
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nah i dun' think soo... unless dead peoples can utiliser l'ordinateur. then i'm screw'd.
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Lol you would be fer sure xD
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ahhhh well, 'snothin' new. death isn't such a big deal once ya've done it before.
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LOL I see (okay not really but still!)
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oh, i didn' tell ya?
i was clinically dead once for 3:46 minutes xD
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OOoOH Don't Worry I remember D:
That's one Scary Story
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you think it's scary?
it was scarier goin' through it. death's an asshole xD
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I Imagine It Is.
Even Thought I still wondering how you can Come Back to Life After 3+ Minutes of Death O_o
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wellllll y'see, i was talkin' to death, n' he said i haven't fulfilled my purpose yet or somethin' like that.... than he got annoyed with me n' sent me back n' said that if i ever do it again i won't have enough brain cells left to come back. O_o
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