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BrainlessWaffle
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[2015-03-15 23:02:36 +0000 UTC]
"I slept on a rock"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 27; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 8
Watching: 22; Pageviews: 3049; Comments Made: 450; Friends: 22
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Norman RockwellFavorite movies: Forrest Gump, The Maze Runner, Big Hero 6, Terminator 2
Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Fresh Off The Boat, Black-ish, Bob's Burgers
Favorite bands / musical artists: Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana
Favorite books: The Scorch Trials, Lenore (1-7)
Favorite writers: James Patterson
Favorite games: Roblox, Minecraft, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Blockland, Team Fortress 2, Unturned
Favorite gaming platform: Steam, Wii, Original XBox
Tools of the Trade: Computer, Tablet, Pencil
Other Interests: Video Games, Humor, Skateboarding
# About me
I am an artist, and I like to play computer games and draw. I'm not a big fan of painting but I do it once in a while.I like apple pie.
I would die for apple pie.
Yay. Rhyming.
# Comments
Comments: 76
Nu Pwoblem
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Hey there! :3 Want to do another one of those silly vore type RPs?
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Okee Dokee
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Yay! Thanks. X3)
Hello. :3 I'm feeling hungry...
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I'LL MAKE YOU A PIZZA, JUST DON'T EAT ME AGAIN!!!Β Β
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Hm... I don't want pizza. :3
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(Sorry for late reply) *Runs and hides in kitchen cabinet*
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( it's OK! :3)
I can find you easily... *sniffing*
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-Has a kitchen knife-
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*opens the cupboard* Oh hello...
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-Stabs angrily- π‘
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O_O Jack! No... No stabby! Stabby is bad! *grabs the knife and throws it aside*
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But you gonna eat me π₯
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No, I'm not. :3 *she grabs him*
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OH ****!!! Oops. I swore. *Tries to get away*
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You sweet little thing. X3 *stuffs him in her mouth
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NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....ooo....oo.........
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*eats him* Well, there goes another meal. X3
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*Takes out Pocket Knife* My trusty pocket knife.Β Β
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*hears it* O_O Uh... What do you have in there...? Put it away, please...
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*Stabs it into you so I can use it to climb up your throat* I SMELL FRESH AIR!!!
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*gasps* DX YOU FILTHY HUMAN!! You injured me!
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*climbs out* FRESH AIR! FREEDOM!! - Homer Simpson
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*crying* but I'm hungry... DX
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*Already in car, driving home* LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
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*crying* I wanted a snack...
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*Little kid walks into the room* Hi, Bonnie!
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Hi, kid...
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Kid: What's wrong, fatty? *Kid starts laughing*
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I'm not a fatty! DX
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Kid: What are you gonna do about it, fatty? *Kid snorts like satan*Β Β
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Grrrr... I should eat you! DX
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Kid: Then do it, fatty! *Kid snorts like a groundhog eating a chimpanzee wearing a sombrero dancing on a unicorn* (BTW, did you see Scott Cawthon's FNAF 4 trailer??)
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(Yes)
*grabs the kid, growling*
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*The kid takes out a frickin' pistol* Kid:Β Β
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O_O Where did you get that?
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Kid: Chica gave it to me when I told her I wanted to kill you!Β Β
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O_O ... *backing away slowly*
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*Chica walks into the room with a nuke* Chica: Hasta La Vista. Kid:Β Β
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*Chica fires the nuke* Kid:Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β CHICA NOOOO-
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*Driving car away from big explosion*Β Β HEEELP!!!!
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Thanks a lot for +Watch! I really appreciate it!
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