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CRABDAD [17273254] [2011-04-14 18:22:50 +0000 UTC] ">::E" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 8; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 20

Watching: 4; Pageviews: 4192; Comments Made: 22; Friends: 4

# Interests

Tools of the Trade: MY CLAWS
Other Interests: ROE CUBES, SPENDING TIME WITH MY BOY, UNHEALTHY BEVERAGES

# About me

OR I'LL RIP YOUR GOGDAMN FRONDS OFF ONE AT A TIME AND WATER THE GRASS WITH WHATEVER DRIPS OUT OF YOU.

Current Residence: ALTERNIA
Operating System: GRUBBINTOSH OS X SPOTTED WHISKERBEAST
Skin of choice: OINKBEAST SKIN IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
Personal Quote: GO CHOKE ON A BUCKET OF DICKS

# Comments

Comments: 31

GodFlavoredBagel [2013-10-20 20:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Why are you stalking your son on the internet? : /

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insanebatpool13 [2013-07-03 21:15:50 +0000 UTC]

Tag a quality deviant, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 deviants who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them! ♥

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insanebatpool13 [2013-04-16 03:33:04 +0000 UTC]

I find it w9nderful that a Lusus takes such steps in staying cl9se t9 his ward. In this w9rld 9f techn9l9gy and s9 many dangers a parent sh9uld 6e apart 9f his 9r her childs life. I applaude y9u Cra6dad.

#G99d parenting #keep it up # Karkat sh9uld 6e grateful t9 have such a w9nderful Lusus #TW: parental / Lusus talk

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CANDYCORN-CANCER [2012-10-31 02:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Hello dad~ *smiles*

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Ask--Eridan--Ampora [2012-05-07 01:22:42 +0000 UTC]

wwell hello crabdad

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CARCINO-GENETICIST [2011-06-11 14:19:26 +0000 UTC]

DAD?! THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON HERE?!

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CRABDAD In reply to CARCINO-GENETICIST [2011-06-16 14:52:09 +0000 UTC]

I'M HERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF US, THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?

~EXCUSE ME~ FOR HAVING INTEREST IN WHAT MY KID DOES ON THE INTERNET.

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CARCINO-GENETICIST In reply to CRABDAD [2011-06-16 20:06:55 +0000 UTC]

WELL, IT'S REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD FOR MY DAD TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT SITE AND THEN TRIED TO "WATCH" ME! DON'T I SEE ENOUGH OF YOU ALREADY? I GET ON THE INTERNET TO GET AWAY FROM YOU, THAT'S WHAT I DO ON THE GODDAMN INTERNET.

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FursonaAngel In reply to CARCINO-GENETICIST [2015-02-15 13:54:35 +0000 UTC]

*a rabid Karkat fangirl appears*
HOLY.
SHIT.
GHYFYJHCJHVJHGHGJUD
*tackles and refuses to let go*

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FOREVER-CRABBY [2011-06-02 00:29:43 +0000 UTC]

(( what the hell did i stumble upon-- ))

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CARCINO-GENETICIST In reply to FOREVER-CRABBY [2011-06-11 14:19:45 +0000 UTC]

((I see we've both come across our dear father, huh.))

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FOREVER-CRABBY In reply to CARCINO-GENETICIST [2011-06-12 20:37:40 +0000 UTC]

(( ayup. ))

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CARCINO-GENETICIST In reply to FOREVER-CRABBY [2011-06-13 13:51:05 +0000 UTC]

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FOREVER-CRABBY In reply to CARCINO-GENETICIST [2011-06-13 18:50:45 +0000 UTC]

[ Seems like it. ]

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CRABDAD In reply to FOREVER-CRABBY [2011-06-02 15:21:17 +0000 UTC]

"HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU VISIT THIS SITE TOO." WOW, NICE TO SEE YOU TOO KARKAT.

OR IS THAT TOO GOGDAMN MUCH TO ASK?

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FOREVER-CRABBY In reply to CRABDAD [2011-06-12 20:38:22 +0000 UTC]

FUCK.
STOP GETTING ON MY CASE JEGUS CRIST.

HI DAD, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU.

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CRABDAD In reply to FOREVER-CRABBY [2011-06-16 14:56:55 +0000 UTC]

I'M DOING SHITTY, THANKS FOR ASKING. THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE HIVE AND YOU'RE JUST DICKING AROUND WITH YOUR FUCKING INTERNET GAMES.
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WERE LESS USELESS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

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FOREVER-CRABBY In reply to CRABDAD [2011-06-17 00:31:47 +0000 UTC]

JEGUS CHRIST CRABDAD.
I'LL GO OUT AND GET SOME FOOD LATER, GOG.

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ReinardFox [2011-05-27 16:05:21 +0000 UTC]

oh shit crabdad! you are alive!

can you be my dad too?

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CRABDAD In reply to ReinardFox [2011-06-01 03:42:36 +0000 UTC]

YES I'M ALIV- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I ALREADY HAVE CUSTODY OF A TROLL, GO FIND YOUR OWN LUSUS ASSHAT.

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X-Lovely-Suicide-X [2011-05-24 19:44:19 +0000 UTC]

I...

I...

WHAT?

CRABDAD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS WEBSITE?

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CRABDAD In reply to X-Lovely-Suicide-X [2011-06-01 03:43:44 +0000 UTC]

I'M HERE TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF ME AND MY SON, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? JEGUS.

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GameGal101 [2011-05-07 19:29:26 +0000 UTC]

I

I just

what

I FOUND YOU

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CRABDAD In reply to GameGal101 [2011-05-14 05:26:56 +0000 UTC]

I

WHAT

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? >::[ ARE YOU FROM THAT HELL-HOLE OF A CHATROOM, QUIT STALKING ME. (AND SEND MY LOVE TO THOSE FUCKFACES, I KIND OF MISS YOU GUYS)

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GameGal101 In reply to CRABDAD [2011-05-14 13:06:15 +0000 UTC]

CRABDAD CHILL THE FUCK OUT
AHAHA Who am I kidding you are never chill nope.

HAHA YESSS I'LL NEVER STOP STALKING YOUUU

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CRABDAD In reply to GameGal101 [2011-05-14 18:23:34 +0000 UTC]

GOGDAMNIT UGH. OKAY, FINE, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I HAVE WAY TOO FEW SHITS TO GIVE.

JUST DON'T BE CREEPY.

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GameGal101 In reply to CRABDAD [2011-05-14 19:22:09 +0000 UTC]

FUCK SHIT

OKAY sure
I won't be creepy

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Krabdad [2011-04-16 19:10:45 +0000 UTC]

...
OH MY FUCKING LORD.

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CRABDAD In reply to Krabdad [2011-04-17 01:26:48 +0000 UTC]

....OKAY THIS IS SOME BIZARRO SHIT WE HAVE HERE HERE. WHAT THE SLIMESPRAYING FUCK, ARE YOU PAST/FUTURE ME OR SOMETHING?

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Krabdad In reply to CRABDAD [2011-04-18 21:40:05 +0000 UTC]

PROBABLY PAST.
I ASSUME SO BECAUSE YOU'RE SOME FUCKING DUMB GHOST OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.
ME.

ON A SIDE NOTE. YOU'RE GREAT. OR I. BOTH OF US. WE'RE GREAT.

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CRABDAD In reply to Krabdad [2011-04-21 06:11:01 +0000 UTC]

WHAT- GHOST? I'M NOT A FUCKING GHO- YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST, WHATEVER, NEVER MIND.

I WILL AGREE WITH YOU THAT I'M PRETTY GREAT THOUGH. WE ARE, RATHER. YEAH.

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