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# Statistics
Favourites: 285; Deviations: 69; Watchers: 23
Watching: 38; Pageviews: 10600; Comments Made: 219; Friends: 38
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Audrey KawasakiFavorite movies: American Psycho, Howl's Moving Castle, Into the Spiderverse
Favorite TV shows: Project Runway, Stranger Things, OHHS, Yuri!!! on Ice, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Cure, MSI, MARINA
Favorite books: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Tools of the Trade: Catch these hands, photoshop, SAI, OpenCanvas, charcoal, pencils
Other Interests: Crying into the abyss
# Social Links
https://www.instagram.com/captainsquiddles/https://twitter.com/home
# Comments
Comments: 75
KaidokJ [2019-11-01 10:13:42 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog.
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to The-unknow-6470 [2019-07-04 03:35:56 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much!
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BeCrew [2014-01-15 16:36:06 +0000 UTC]
Hey! could you help me in HU contest? www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbi… If you would support me and my art please click 'like" on Hollywood Undead Fan Club Poland, the highest number of likes wins. Thanks! To feel save I need over 500.
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to LaZdreamr [2010-12-01 06:49:36 +0000 UTC]
I WANT YO BABIES IN MAH CEREAL!
Mmmm baby cereal
Augh we haven't said that in a while chick-a-doodle
oh and this is mah sex face ಠ_ಠ
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LaZdreamr In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-12-02 01:29:17 +0000 UTC]
i know we havent :C which is why i had to post this while creepin on your profile haha
that, is a sexy sex face...
how do you make that face? XD
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to LaZdreamr [2010-12-02 03:19:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha well mission accomplished home-skillet, you put it on mah profile and got out alive : D
I know right-o!
Ya have to press alt and 3232 for teh eyes on your number pad with num lock on, and you have to have to set your language to the kannada unicode...so I usually just copy it from mah signature c:
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LaZdreamr In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-12-02 07:15:51 +0000 UTC]
em aliiiiiiiive!!!!!
yeaaah...im not gonna go that XD haha if i ever need it, ill copy from yours hahaha
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Imm0rtalMuffiinz [2010-06-20 00:51:47 +0000 UTC]
Yush
would you like to request something? OuO
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Imm0rtalMuffiinz In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-06-20 01:25:13 +0000 UTC]
yes i would. Incest between my OC and her brother but i don't have to pay, do i? o3o
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Imm0rtalMuffiinz [2010-06-20 03:45:08 +0000 UTC]
Okie Pokie, So long as its along the pg-13 line
and nope, its compltely free, so if I can just have some reference I'll start working on it as soon as possible c:
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Imm0rtalMuffiinz In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-06-20 03:54:24 +0000 UTC]
Here's my OC [link]
This is her brother [link]
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Sheepii-Bear [2010-06-13 05:38:26 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the fave and watch! and now i`m going to return it because your stuff is CUTEE!!!!!!!
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Sheepii-Bear [2010-06-22 04:38:49 +0000 UTC]
Super Late Reply, but thank you so much ^u^
and I think your stuffs cute too!
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HalloweenKB In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-04-02 07:42:40 +0000 UTC]
No problemo. And thanks for teh llama badge
It made me feel all warm and fuzzly inside even though i just had to go clean up cat piss that was all over my bed. Evil frickin fat cat >
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to HalloweenKB [2010-04-02 07:45:46 +0000 UTC]
adhbfadjf;
Shuckles, fat cats aren't supposed to pee on beds they're just s'posed to be fat and fluffy and make good pillows.
gahhh I can't type
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HalloweenKB In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-04-02 07:50:31 +0000 UTC]
I know right! I'm so pissed! I have to sleep in the middle room!
And nah, it's alright as long as I can understand you haha. hey lets finish this over text.
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to HalloweenKB [2010-04-02 07:52:50 +0000 UTC]
Darn! Fatty Cat bodily functions got yalls! D :
kai
you text first though, I haven't a clue as to where on my bed my phono is.
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Leafeonick [2010-02-07 03:33:28 +0000 UTC]
thanks you so much for the watch
i really apretiate it and i think i might just stalk your gallery because it is so beautifl
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Leafeonick [2010-02-07 20:47:05 +0000 UTC]
No Problem, and Thank You!
Soooo we stalk each other, yes?
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Leafeonick In reply to CaptainSquiddle [2010-02-08 09:43:06 +0000 UTC]
i guess, BUT STALKS SOUNDS SO OVER RATED
i think just adictedly watches(and-maybe-notes) sounds better, dont you
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Leafeonick [2010-02-11 02:34:05 +0000 UTC]
Yush
it even still has the same creepy effect Cx
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to Cryej [2010-01-31 19:47:03 +0000 UTC]
No problem
and thanks for the watch C:
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CaptainSquiddle In reply to FullMetalChibiLuv111 [2009-12-13 19:37:16 +0000 UTC]
Youse Is a Welcome C:
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sam-the-vampire [2009-10-18 22:50:22 +0000 UTC]
your art is sooo awesome! do you accept requests??
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