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CaveJohnson317 ♂️ [18368349] [2011-07-20 00:51:16 +0000 UTC] "CEO Aperture Science" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 361; Deviations: 13; Watchers: 34

Watching: 48; Pageviews: 8385; Comments Made: 596; Friends: 48

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: GLaDOS
Favorite movies: Cave Johnson, the Movie
Favorite bands / musical artists: Soprano Turret
Favorite books: I, Cave: The Biography
Favorite writers: Wheatley, Chell
Favorite games: Pong using GLaDOS v. 1.09
Favorite gaming platform: GLaDOS
Tools of the Trade: Smarts, good looks, and a whole lot of shower fixtures!
Other Interests: Combustable Lemons!

# About me

Welcome, gentlemen, to my profile. Astronauts, war heroes, olympians: you're here because we want the best and you are it. So, who is ready to make some science? Now you already met one another on the limo ride over so let me introduce myself: I'm Cave Johnson, I own the place.That eager voice you heard is the lovely Caroline, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice. Isn't that right, Caroline? She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard, too. Sorry fellas, she's married - to science!

Current Residence: Aperture Science
deviantWEAR sizing preference: How should I know?
Print preference: Ask Caroline
Favourite genre of music: Songs to Test By from the Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory
Favourite photographer: GLaDOS
Favourite style of art: Portalism
Operating System: Disk Operating Device
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic (iPhone)
Wallpaper of choice: "Aperture Science: 1957"
Personal Quote: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get mad!"

# Comments

Comments: 177

CyberLogic [2012-07-10 17:03:40 +0000 UTC]

Hi! Just wanted to say on [Fellabot LIVES! ]

Perhaps you can check out and vote on my design: [Chillin With My Beats T-Shirt Design ]. Thanks again!

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Carbonated-Cubone [2012-04-12 03:36:27 +0000 UTC]

You're 15?!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Carbonated-Cubone [2012-04-22 04:04:31 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Why?

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Carbonated-Cubone In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2012-04-22 19:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Just... well... YOU LOOK OLDER >:U

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PhantomHaunt [2012-03-03 13:14:29 +0000 UTC]

um what about ladies?or stallions and mares or colts or filles? anyways i eat lemons and make cumbustuable teeth scares the hell out of old people!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to PhantomHaunt [2012-03-06 23:58:09 +0000 UTC]

Wait what?

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GLaDOS123 In reply to PhantomHaunt [2012-03-03 13:30:16 +0000 UTC]

oh great i can never go anywhere without running into you..

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CyberLogic [2012-02-02 21:08:17 +0000 UTC]

Hello! Just wanted to say thanks for the on dAsintegrate T-Shirt!
If you'd like, please vote on my newest t-shirt design: Fellabot LIVES!

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seetan490 [2012-01-09 16:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Might be a little bit late to say this, but Happy New Year!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to seetan490 [2012-01-11 03:43:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you too!

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seetan490 In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2012-01-11 15:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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Crusadier [2011-12-24 10:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas and best wishes in the year that is yet to come!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Crusadier [2011-12-24 22:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you too!

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TheNoodleDude [2011-12-04 07:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for favorite-ing that photo of me and that moron, Wheatley, sir. And I just wanted to report that the tests went perfectly! Although, of course there is still science to be done.

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to TheNoodleDude [2011-12-05 05:59:12 +0000 UTC]

As always.

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Komali100 [2011-11-18 21:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Happy Belated Birthday. Sorry, I haven't been on dA in a few days. Problems with internet.

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Komali100 [2011-11-19 08:18:30 +0000 UTC]

That's ok.

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BrokenHAX [2011-11-18 03:03:32 +0000 UTC]

[link] Sir, I think Ive found an interesting test subject...

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to BrokenHAX [2011-11-18 18:17:45 +0000 UTC]

That's REALLY good.

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BrokenHAX In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-11-18 20:17:37 +0000 UTC]

We want the best, and this guy has a shot...

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to BrokenHAX [2011-11-19 08:18:42 +0000 UTC]

Keep up with the quality!

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BrokenHAX In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-11-19 08:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Sir Yes sir!

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chickenpede [2011-11-16 05:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave! Also, your username rocks!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to chickenpede [2011-11-17 00:05:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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NeekoL4D [2011-11-13 00:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday sir!

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Addictivemind [2011-11-12 21:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Mr Johnson!
May your day be filled with joy

And Science

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UndeadPuppetMaster99 [2011-11-12 21:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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Firestarocks [2011-11-12 18:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Mr. Johnson !

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Psycho-Pheonix [2011-11-04 00:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey sir, does this: [link] constitute as "romance"?

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Psycho-Pheonix [2011-11-04 01:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Sorry but not really. I think it should go under GLaDOS.

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Psycho-Pheonix In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-11-04 02:49:40 +0000 UTC]

I told her that yet it still got accepted, even though I didn't accept it oAo

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Psycho-Pheonix [2011-11-04 21:18:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I don't know who else is accepting them. I just look over the folders every once in a while and move a few thing accordingly.

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Psycho-Pheonix In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-11-04 21:53:12 +0000 UTC]

I check and accept.

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pepermintcandy [2011-10-27 21:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama <3

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BrokenHAX [2011-10-24 21:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Good evening Mr. Johnson. I'm just reminding you about the job application for testing designer's of our Aperture Science 8 bit corporation. We know our last project didn't go -quite- as planned, but I can -almost- guarantee that this time our AI will be calm, collected and dedicated to science! Well, not 100%. There is a reoccurring glitch in the programming that makes the AI homicidal. HOWEVER, no matter what, it is forever dedicated to SCIENCE!
deviantART muro drawing

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Tidal-Fox101 [2011-10-23 04:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Johnson, I recently sketched up a prototype for a medical robot (Medibot) and I would like to show it in #CombustableLemons, but I'm not entirely sure which folder to put it in. I'd appreciate it if you could help me.

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Tidal-Fox101 [2011-10-23 05:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Ummm how does it relate to Portal?

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Tidal-Fox101 In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-10-27 02:58:34 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking "Does Aperture have a medical staff?" while looking at stupid TF2 pics, Robots and the Medic sort of meshed and bam, character to use in a fanfic.

That's kinda how I thought of him.

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Tidal-Fox101 [2011-10-28 03:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok. Try to include that in the description. Put it in Various or OCs

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Tidal-Fox101 In reply to CaveJohnson317 [2011-11-03 00:42:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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Ask-SpaceCore [2011-10-04 23:18:07 +0000 UTC]

PAPA!

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Ask-SpaceCore [2011-10-06 00:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Space core! (But I'm not your dad; your dad is SPACE.)

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Silv3rD [2011-10-04 02:40:26 +0000 UTC]

Here's something you may like Mr.Johnson [link]

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to Silv3rD [2011-10-06 00:26:08 +0000 UTC]

Sweet. I love it!

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IfOnlyItWereEasy [2011-10-01 17:20:55 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the favourites ^^

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SirPatrick1st [2011-10-01 09:56:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favourite!

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Agent-Eli [2011-09-30 18:18:37 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE ALIVE!!

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Chibidoodles [2011-09-30 02:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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DarthTella [2011-09-26 01:30:09 +0000 UTC]

I read everything you type in Cave's voice.

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CaveJohnson317 In reply to DarthTella [2011-09-26 01:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks c:
Anyway I can improve?

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