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Cerbereu ♂️ [13970543] [2010-05-30 02:42:49 +0000 UTC] "WHY are YOU reading THIS }:?" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 61; Deviations: 27; Watchers: 1

Watching: 3; Pageviews: 5080; Comments Made: 554; Friends: 3

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: none
Favorite movies: Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who
Favorite bands / musical artists: Jimmy Buffet
Favorite books: The grimiore to summoning the zoologically dubious
Favorite writers: Lois Lowry
Favorite games: Ratchet & Clank series
Favorite gaming platform: RPG, Action, MMO
Tools of the Trade: Bamboo Pen
Other Interests: Lombaxes, Homestuck, Furries... shutup I do what I want

# About me

This is silly. I'm just putting this here for the pun of it, and i'm going to have a whale of a time with it. It's going to take a halibut time writing this but I will tide my time. There is no porpoise in you reading this so don't krill your precious time in reading this. Trust me it's a beach trying to come up with seathingly good puns that will make you laugh while I try to keep good manatees. I'm through with these fishy puns

# Comments

Comments: 593

Vyctorian [2012-05-30 03:29:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!~

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2012-04-10 21:51:15 +0000 UTC]

lolol here's the karkat reading "my immortal" thing XD [link]

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2012-04-10 23:18:12 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't get through 5 minutes of it. I'm sorry but it's not Meap

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2012-04-14 00:16:37 +0000 UTC]

wweh lol it's ok

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-09 21:14:31 +0000 UTC]

i can't find the memo you and i talked about today...

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-09 22:12:01 +0000 UTC]

R41NBOW_RUMPUS_P4RTY?

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-12-09 22:18:32 +0000 UTC]

uhh....i don't see it.
can you get on and then invite me there?

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-09 22:21:07 +0000 UTC]

Okay..

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-12-09 22:24:41 +0000 UTC]

thanks~

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-09 22:43:03 +0000 UTC]

UMMM,,, How do I invite?

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-12-11 15:33:15 +0000 UTC]

you pester someone, then send them a link to the memo

like this --> #CALLING_RPERS

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-11 16:12:42 +0000 UTC]

AH

By the way, last night I was RP-ing as my Hero of Time (I need to create a name already) and I along with RM started a rap battle with the strider(S), Bro was only the DJ but Dave won.
Dave is the rap battle master, it is him.

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-12-13 00:42:02 +0000 UTC]

hahaha yeah, you can't really beat dave at rap battles.
Screw this ima go as khim if he can teach meh! :<

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-12-07 02:47:22 +0000 UTC]

download for pesterchum found here
to install:
[link]

to upgrade:
[link]


message me if you have more questions

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:05:56 +0000 UTC]

TaurusFistfighter
[TF] began trolling Cerbereu
at 8:05 pm

TF: r3ply1ng 70 wh47 y0u h4d $h0w3d m3 0n 7h47 v1d30 l1nk, 1 4m n0w c0mpl373ly d1$7urb3d 4nd d1$gu$73d. C0ngr4dul4710n$ hum4n.

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:14:33 +0000 UTC]

Kay'
:T

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 01:19:29 +0000 UTC]

TF: by 7h3 w4y, h0w 1$ n3o1r1? h4v3 y0u h4d 4ny c0mmun1c4710n w17h h3r?







(please tell me i'm not taking the "fandom of homestuck" thing too far...cuz if i am, i'll stop.)

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:23:05 +0000 UTC]

She's busy talking to her friend cT
about the yellow blood she likes.

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 01:29:08 +0000 UTC]

TF: 4h....$74ng3....$h3 h4$ 4 f4c1n4710n w17h Y3LL0W bl00d?....$7r4ng3 1nd33d....

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:33:04 +0000 UTC]

Actually orange but his is close enough
(Haven't you been reading the Hivetorn updates?)

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 01:35:44 +0000 UTC]

(....I have, but not to every last word, i usually don't remember things cuz my memory freakin sucks....-_-lll)

TF:.......*$71ll b4ffl3d by N301r1'$ f4c1n4710n 1n y3ll0w bl00d*

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:39:12 +0000 UTC]

I am now inspired to draw a comic
thank you

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 01:48:26 +0000 UTC]

TF: .......$h17 1 g4v3 4 hum4n 4n 1d34....
TF: wh47 1$ y0ur 1d34?
TF: my cur10$17y c0mp3ll$ m3 70 kn0w.....

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 01:54:59 +0000 UTC]

I will not tell you
but ssince you are ssoooooooooooooooo curiouss
[link]
it'ss ssomething completely unrelated

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 02:15:11 +0000 UTC]

TF: N0000000000!!!!!!!! D:
TF: N07 7H3 P00R L177L3 K1773N$!!!!
TF: 7H47 M4N $H4LL P4Y!! H3 W1LL B3 3ND3D!!!

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 02:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Not D??? Strider! he needs to be alive so that the humans can vanquish L rd English!

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 02:29:14 +0000 UTC]

TF: y0u m1$und3r$700d m3.
TF: D:
TF: 17 w4$ m34n7 70 b3 4 f4c3.
tf: l1k3 4$ 1n h0rr0r 7h47 h3 w0uld ju$7 7hr0w k177en$ 0u7 7h3 w1nd0w l1k3 7h47.
TF: bu7 1 $upp0$3 y0u 4r3 r1gh7...

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 02:34:14 +0000 UTC]

anyways...
[link]
its party time

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-25 16:09:45 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-25 21:25:48 +0000 UTC]

030 *dance* *dance* *dance*

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-26 01:31:33 +0000 UTC]

lol

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-21 02:17:38 +0000 UTC]

hey, hey!! Go look at this!!
[link]

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-21 02:23:49 +0000 UTC]

Already saw it
aT: yOU NEED SERIOUS HELP,

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-21 22:58:23 +0000 UTC]

yeah... that video actually made me shed a tear of fear....
up until that point--in which i burst into laughter. as did my younger bro >3

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-18 02:19:41 +0000 UTC]

TaurusFistfighter
[TF] began trolling Cerbereu at 9:18 pm

TF: wh47'$ up cr4zy 7r0ll3r?

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-18 02:42:36 +0000 UTC]

Tired XnX

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-18 02:53:19 +0000 UTC]

TF: h4h4 hum4n. p3rh4p$ y0u $h0uld g37 $0m3 r3$7, n0?

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-18 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]

>:< That's it! *pushes TF down a flight of stares and mockingly says "I warned you about stares bro"*

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-18 22:27:11 +0000 UTC]

TF: *gr0wl$* y0u.....d0 n07 m0ck m3!!!! *run$ up 7h3 $74r3$ 4nd 74ckl3$ C3rb3r3u*

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-18 22:32:03 +0000 UTC]

*Cerbereu uses his psychic ability and freezes TF inside out*
Hehheh >:>

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-18 22:40:47 +0000 UTC]

TF: *fr0z3n*

TaurusFistfighter ceased trolling Cerbereu at 5:40 pm

............since when the hell did you have psychic powers?

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-18 22:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I always have (:<

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-19 00:29:46 +0000 UTC]

........ok, then?

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-19 01:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Cerbereu ceased pestering TF at 8:22 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP |>

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-19 01:54:36 +0000 UTC]

pfft, what?

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-15 23:32:46 +0000 UTC]

found it.
[link]

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Cerbereu In reply to blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-15 23:36:24 +0000 UTC]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :<

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 In reply to Cerbereu [2011-11-15 23:44:23 +0000 UTC]

yeah, that pic almost made me cry.

perfect vocaloid song for Sober Gamzee!!~
[link]

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-15 23:01:08 +0000 UTC]

You've been hugged!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved

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blaze-the-hedgehog13 [2011-11-14 00:56:26 +0000 UTC]

0u'll n3v3r gu3$$ wh47 1 f0und!!!
[link]

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