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Clement-Darling
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[2010-05-19 15:57:41 +0000 UTC]
""I Love my Mother""
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 7; Deviations: 13; Watchers: 3
Watching: 11; Pageviews: 3751; Comments Made: 580; Friends: 11
# Interests
Favorite movies: I will ask my mother what she likes....Favorite bands / musical artists: The circleing crows! (they wrote my theme tune)
Favorite writers: Stephan King
Favorite games: House of the dead: OVERKILL!
Tools of the Trade: the compound, my mutants, and my dashing good looks! And BRUTUS!
Other Interests: My Mother, my compound, the secret military base under my prison!
# About me
I run a high security prison, my name is warden Clement Darling, but you can call me Clement. The stupid AMS agents have hinderd my plans to save My Elderly Mother! how Evil can you get? so I'll do the decent thing, and put them six feet under, the ground!P.S I WILL GIVE RECOMEND ANYONE WHO DOES A PICTURE OF ME THAT DOES MY JUSTICE!
Current Residence: My prison in bayou
deviantWEAR sizing preference: If I told you that I'd have to kill you! I'm serious!
Favourite genre of music: Pop & Rock
Operating System: Windows
Shell of choice: Shotgun
Skin of choice: yours once I finish gutting you like a fish!
Favourite cartoon character: What a strange question I'm 43 do you think I watch cartoons?
Personal Quote: "Lemme give you some contacts boys, I love my mother
# Comments
Comments: 59
You merdering psycho! Your responsible for all this?! For all those dead freaks?!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh noes!!!
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Whats the problem???
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*turns around* Ahhhhhh!!!!! No wait nevermind. Hi friend......
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no problemo, you deserve it!
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you deserved it. I pissed myself!
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Henry sounds like an interesting character.
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one of the coolest scenes with henry is , the final battle in the church tower, in which he has installed a radiation bomb. and in the bell tower henry and his brother , who then kicks henry onto the bell, then yells "Henry, We can help you!" he then yells "I want to die! Is that so difficult for you to understand?" "well thenhenry, the bell, tolls for thee!" he then shoots the bell's chain causing it to destroy the platform and causing henry to fall down the hole!
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Nice. A little clichΓ©d...but still nice.
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sometimes cliches are nice
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check these out
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The first one was the funniest.
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why don't you tell him yourself, you have an account, and a freaky dance vid. give the bastard some feedback.
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Can I have those links again?
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How about I just give you the link to his channel?
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I couldn't comment on his video for some reason. I think YouTube is broken.
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what video was it, I'm sure if you tell me the message I'll tell him via phone and he can leave his reply on your youtube page. or his.
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It was the first torture one. The penis bomb.
Tell him that I said it was pretty well-written and the acting was decent despite the low-quality effects and occasional break from character. The ending was hilarious.
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I'm sure he would love to hear that, but none of his videos have scripts, they're all just shameless improvs. what do you mean the ending? I always cringe while watching his vids. Especially the blooper. he couldn't work the god damned light switch! nearly as bad as his newest vids. and the fricken chat show. however he does have a more creepy video in which he shows his true colours! I'll tell you about that later though, so I'll go tell him now.
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anyway the new video is a social experiment, he has his friend tied down and says if people like the video and comment, he will shoot his friend with a bb gun, purley because he can. god knows I'll like and comment!
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XD Nice! Tell him to send me the video. lol
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I think it's working now, so tell him yourself. I managed to comment on stuff yesterday, before I lost my password!
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I'm sooooo Evil I even have a theme tune, how many villains have that!
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thanks ^^ it took me awhile to draw decent looking art lol xD
Oh and I love Clement!! He's so funny XD
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Note to self, kick the shit out of ceasar!
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Hey Clement?
Could I Ask For A Faver?
Could You Find Out What T-Shirt Logo,
"Detective Washington" Has?
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SURE, I'm not entirely sure myself so I'll post a photo of it so you can see it.
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Thanks Clememt.
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your welcome, the new pic is in my featured pics so you can see isaac's shirt logo
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Thanks But-...
What Dus The Logo Say?
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not sure, when I saw it there was blood on it, blood and puke
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Oh. Havn't You Go The Game?
Maybe If You Look In The Gallaries You'll FInd It.
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I beg your pardon???
well I have got the game, it seems wierd to shoot your own mother and I'm pretty sure mr samuel l jackson look alike's shirt is nowhere to be seen. your friend was right, I do make a speech out of everything
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Am Not Saying It As A Problem Clement.
Am Just Curious. Sorry.
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oh no, I'm not offended I just wasn't sure what you ment
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.....Did your mother happen to have a computer in her Vagina or something? You supposed to be dead, foo'.
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I faked my death to get the retards of my case, any other questions?
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yeah commiting crimes againset nature, the useual
I faved your two pictures of me, you are the only person on this website who's drawn me!
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