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Clemson-His-Majesty
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[2014-04-04 19:32:08 +0000 UTC]
"With madness comes glory."
(United States)
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# About me
Silence yourselves and bow as your proud and worthy leader has come to your pitiful entrance. I mean, really, you could have knocked first.I welcome you as my predestined servant. Peasant, perhaps, but I'll try and give you the benefit of the doubt, but that's just because I'm a nice guy when I want to be. Ap ap ap, I didn't say you could speak! You will speak when I give you permission. So long as you are in my domain and I as king of the world, unless you want to get put in a cannon and shot to the moon, you're going to hear every magnificent word I have for your unworthy ears to hear. I do like your eyes, though.
When given the chance, you will always refer to me as your king, your leader, your holy crusader who's more willing of this position than any other man or woman ever seen. Or, because I have places to be and more important faces to look at than yours, you can quickly address your business to I, King Clemson. And don't forget to smile whenever you see me, even if you bare bad news! Oh yes, I may have a desire to share my brilliance amongst you, but I can be friendly when I want to be. And yes, I already said that! Be lucky that you've heard the sentence again, because you'll probably never hear those words in the same sentence used ever again; not from me, not from you, not from anyone! Ever! And now that's all I'm thinking. I blame you! But, I'm glad to have a good listener of an idiot.
I welcome you to my land, though. Feel free to pick a spot to stay, come for a visit and I might even let you arrange to speak directly with me again! But, remember your duty is to do exactly as I say, and that includes the most humiliating of deeds. It's all in good deed though because obedience makes your king happy! Don't forget your duties you silently promised to me already! What were they again? Hah! I'm testing you! And you failed!
I'll be expecting the highest of respect from you and you will expect nothing of me. Feel free to kiss at my feet, weep in love for me and, if you're brave and loyal enough, volunteer your life to protect me from anarchists and idiots! Sort of like yourself, but they don't know discipline and try to dethrone me. You do a good job at that, I might even call you my acquaintance! Maybe.
There are many plans to an ongoing list I have in a vault inside of a vault inside of another vault my newest plebeian. You're very likely to see more glory and perfection to come from none other than myself. If you've got a problem with anything and start protesting, though, I won't hesitate to toss you in jail and come slap you myself to teach you manners and responsibility. Remember, my word goes!
Every day is my birthday, because it's smart to reward your beloved leader repeated on the clock for all of the good he does you! I want one that won't tick loud, though; those are heavy and irritating, and are especially hard to sleep around.
Anyhow!
I will sit upon my throne in my small but growing kingdom to hear whatever words you may throw out. I probably won't hear much of it since I'm going to be looking the other way ninety percent of the time, but that other ten percent I'll look at you and be asking myself: "Why hasn't this stain shut up yet?" But then I'll see you're not totally hideous, so you're at least worth looking at and having to spit in surprise, because you have that face that's sort of rememberable, and you can take that as you will. Depending on who, I'd take it both ways. But, that's just me, which is especially important for you to be taking notes on.
Warm my heart now! I have nothing more to say unless you have questions to ask or duties to perform for me. Ears are open, muzzle is closing after I yawn in boredom and my eyes are staring blankly at you. Maybe you could dance to keep me focused on you for at least a minute? Give it a shot! I might clap because it's funny to see how bad you are or because you might have some hidden talent. MIGHT.
Well? I'm waiting! It's now or never! Chop chop!
# Comments
Comments: 3960
(fixed it.. a little. XDD
this is a continuation ofย comments.deviantart.com/4/3077โฆ )
Clemson chuckled to himself as he pulled his paws away and shrugged. "Suit yourself brainy. There's a lot of science to go around, but you're not gonna get any of it if you can't take that opportunity being given to you."
"W-wait! I'd take the opportunity! I'd take it..." the penguin twiddled his flipper tips.
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OOC: Haii!
Emma had heard a lot about Clemson. So, naturally, when she saw him, a low pitch growled slipped out of her beak.
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(Hello!)
The bamboo lemur sat in a relaxed position upon his throne in the Hoboken zoo. There wasn't much to the habitat's environment; as simple cavernous attraction that contained the lemur's sleeping rock, the abundance of grass around, and in the center lie the true king of the world, in a lounge chair on top of another flat rock. He was yet unaware of his possible intruder.
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The emperor penguin climbed onto a rock, then she tried clawing the left leg of the throne, but then remembered that she wasn't human anymore. She whacked the leg, grinning at the crack.
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Clemson's eyes opened slightly as he heard the crack, turning his head slowly to see what was causing that racket.
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Emma grinned. "Hola, senor Clemson! I am senorita Emma! I've been in wars, ya know!" She slid away from the throne.
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Clemson rolled his eyes and sat up from his lounge chair, turning to eye the emperor penguin and ask in monotone. "Lets see..you're not the flathead, so you must be..Kovick? Koland? Kowalski? Kowalski! That's it! Yeah, that's got me wondering, what're you doing in MY habitat, penguin? You've got your own zoo, and I've got mine. Sure, I'll conquer you and enslave you all in the near future, but for now, the bad guys get their zoo and the "good" annoying penguins get theirs. Got is? Good. Now buzz off!"
The bamboo lemur assumed Emma was one of the four commandos in Central Park, thus a decent reason why he's spoken so hastily.
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Emma giggled. "I'm not him~! Hince the girly-ness in my voice!" She giggled.
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The lemur shook his head, still keen on questioning the female penguin. "I don't trust you flightless birds; how do I know you're not working for them? For all I know, this could've been that scientist's work at will here! You might be one of them, or you might have been hired to try and trick me! Hah!" The lemur mocked as he stood upon his throne and raised his clenched fist into the air. "Nothing's going to trick your mighty King Clemson! I'll always be one step ahead and ready to put a stab in the dark when you think you're so much smarter than me! But you're not, and you'll have to face it one day! I am the rightful king, and I'll destroy anyone who gets in my way! Muahahahaaaaa!!" The lemur went off, going into his ridiculous tantrum of insanity.
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"I am a penguin, and I am one of them, but I just wanted to do that." She giggled. "You seem to talk a lot, you know that? Like, woaaaaaaah~!" She put both her flippers to her head, and released them, making an explosion noise. Her beak was wide open. "Also, I believe I am smarter than you. I have a Ph.D in getting myself into really bad situations...Like this one.." She coughed. "And, boy, you sure are insane. Just like Julien..."
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"Do I know you?" the platypus raised a brow at the bamboo lemur with both his jet black paws behind his back. The two had bumped into each other at Central Park, both headed toward the zoo to achieve a certain goal.
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Clemson shook his head and stood straight, mimicking the platypus as his dark paws went behind his back as well. "No, I don't. Should I?"
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"No, I don't think so... but you look a bit familiar... A-anyway... Blowhole sent me here to check on you Hobokeners... See how well you're coping with this atmosphere..."
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The lemur shrugged at the other and stood back slightly. "Yeah, things are peachy here. If we're trying to compete with Central Park, you could do me a favor and get me nicer platinum throne, an endless supply of mangoes and vanilla ice-cream, plus it'd be nice to have some servants around here. Other than that, your check list might as well fill out."
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He rolled his eyes. "I'm not here to serve you, lemur. Unless of course, you'll give me a fair price... I'm all in it for the money. In fact, the whole reason I'm here is the money. I'm just gonna head toward Central Park Zoo to snatch a few stuff for Dr. Blowhole then I'll be on my way."
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Clemson laughed. "PLEASE.. A king doesn't pay for servitude! He has people do everything free and, heck, sometimes they pay HIM to do the work for him!" Clemson shook his head, chuckling. "I can tell you right now you're not getting a cent from me."
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Parker rolled his eyes. "Great. That's some news. Anyway. Why are you headed to Central Park Zoo?" he raised a brow at this supposed king.
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Clemson turned his head. "Since when is my business yours?"
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"Bad Clemson! No!" Mort threw object after object at the lemur that had snuck into their habitat. He'd only been left alone for a second and a bad guy broke in.
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Clemson did his best to dodge every oncoming object and yelled. "Stop that! Hey! Ow! Ooh!" He stopped and grabbed at a mango the little lemur had thrown.
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"Get out!" Mort screeched.
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"No!" Clemson yelled back.
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"You're BAD!" Mort pointed, about to throw another mango.
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"No, YOU'RE bad!" the lemur yelled back. "Who throws mangoes at people? Bad people!"
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Mort tried to pull at the mango that the bigger lemur was trying to pull from him.
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Mort then felt a big hand lifting him up, Clemson's. Clemson stared blankly and shook his head. "Tsk tsk tsk. First thing I'm gonna do when I'm king here is kick you out."
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( 
"Maurice...? Mort...?" Julien scratched his head as he searched for his subjects in his habitat. Where were those guys?
He didn't know they were tied up, gagged, and stashed in the fake volcano. OR that there was an intruder in his kingdom.
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Clemson simply chuckled to himself as he hid in the bushes, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out and do the same to Julien that he'd done to Maurice and Mort.
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Where were his loyal subjects? Why we're they not catering to his every whim? Those ladies!
King Julien huffed, narrowing his eyes. "Oh where de heck are you guys?!"
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Suddenly coming behind him and putting his paw over his mouth, Clemson smirked and spoke silently. "Shut up and do exactly as I say or you and your friends are gonners."
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Not really caring, the king peeled the paw off his mouth. "Ehm...define FRIENDS."
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Clemson shook his head. "Your fat advisor and the small rat."
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Julien had a blank look on as he shrugged, not recalling those guys.
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"Maurice? Mort?"
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"Who is dat?"
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Clemson shook his head. "Nevermind. Just shut up and get in the volcano" the lemur ordered, forcing the other to go where he was pushing him.
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"Why?" He asked as he was pushed along.
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"Because I said so!" Clemson barked.
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"Eh because YOU said so?"
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"Yes" Clemson pushed, and knocked the lemur onto the ground into the volcano where a tied and gagged Maurice and Mort were found.
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"Oh THERE you are!" Julien exclaimed at seeing his subjects there. "Why did you not stop this WEIRDO from entering my kingdom?"
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Clemson shook his head. "Just shut up and stay still" the lemur ordered, closing the drapes to the volcano's entrance and glaring at the three other lemurs.
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"ANSWER me Maurice!" King Julien glared at the gagged aye-aye that was rolling his eyes at him.
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Clemson grabbed for another gag and then stuffed it in the king's mouth, forcing it around his head. The king could do nothing as he'd been bounded.
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The king complained through the gag, glaring at the bamboo lemur. The heck man!!
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"Shut up!" The bamboo lemur screamed, readying his fist at the king if he made any more noise.
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"MMMH!" Julien cried through the gag.
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Rica laid in her habitat and slept in her bed,very beautiful. She laid on her belly and cuddled a bit on the pillow.
(in HERE she has her normal form "again" and is no mutant "anymore". maybe it could be before she is mutated and sent Clemson away OR AFTER that. whats your idea? BEFORE or AFTER? )
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