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[2009-05-29 22:22:37 +0000 UTC]
"Say that 5 times fast..."
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 53; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 1
Watching: 3; Pageviews: 2632; Comments Made: 73; Friends: 3
# Interests
Favorite movies: The Terminator, The Dark Knight, and SteamBoyFavorite bands / musical artists: Thom Yorke
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox
Other Interests: Videogames, online Sims, animes, finding a girl one day
# About me
Hi. My name is Kosher Hayden McLaughlin. Only call me kosher my name is a mouthful. I love games such as Dead Rising, Quake, FEAR, and Resident Evil.I'm also looking for a girlfriend. I'm okay at art once in a while but I mostly came here to look and see. I can only do a few things and....I HATE ESCARGO!!!
I am from Wolverhampton
Ich spreche German auch
Current Residence: UK
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite cartoon character: Leon Kennedy
Personal Quote: "If you can beat 'em in real life...beat 'em in Halo!"
# Comments
Comments: 34
Just curious if you'd like to join.
If not, it's cool. Take care!
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Smiles all around!
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thanks for fav! i will kiss you! you are cute guy
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Kiss me? Mmmm....sounds awesome.
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ohh thanks for the fav. Its really one of my best pics so far ^ ^
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i can tell. youre welcome.
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You joined today??? Man, I had no idea!!!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Yes, I have spelling knowledge! Though the unfortunate fact is that you might become increasingly disappointed in it. I speak three languages (English, French and Spanish), write four (Latin), and confuse ALL of them (which is a real pain, believe me)!!! Consider yourself forewarned, if you don't understand something, do me the favour and tell me! Please!
Enough about me though, if you want a girl they have to know about you! I'm genuinely intrigued (instead of just humouring you for the sake of some english angel), where in the UK do you live? And, this I have to know, what do you read Kosher? I have a ton of British friends (though it's absolutely possible that you are Welsh, Northern Irish, or Scottish instead), you ambiguous bugger, and find each and everyone of them some of the most colourful people I know (unlike others...)
I would be honoured if you would add me as a friend (I have no clue how and wish you the very best of luck in finding out!). Just one more step to knowing everything on the second day (DAMN MAN IT'S ALMOST 5 AM IN THE UK, what the hell were you doing AT 3 IN THE MORNING????)
That should set the scene for just about any and every response under the current stratosphere, with the possible exception of "Cornflakes, dude" ('cause that's just downright painful).
I'm off to get a bag of cookies. Oatmeal raisin, eh? The chewy ones are the best!!!
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:does a special dance because you left me a long comment:
I know German and english but not much else...
Ist nicht dass groΓ?
Most kids know Spanish which I do not...its obnoxious...because they make it sound so easy...
And I live in WolverHampton. As for what I read, I read mainly comic books though I like Stephen King and John Grisham.
Ill add you...
And i like my cookies crunchy...but the raisins must be very chewy indeed...
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Es ist mehr als ich kann sprechen!
When you say Wolverhampton you mean near Birmingham?
Don't worry about the spanish kids (the truth is we're all really envious of the kids who speak German 
Thanks for the watch!
Seeya!
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Bitten Sie um einen Privatlehrer, Freund? Wenn, so habe ich das vorher versucht. Die Ergebnisse waren nicht besonders gut. Die Kinder waren niedrig. Obwohl einige der Personalarbeiter hΓΌbsch waren! Hehe.
Also near West Bromwich! :smiles:
Youre welcome...i like not being alone...um...
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LOL
Before this gets out of hand I need to come clean and tell you that I speak no more than twenty words in german...
My immeadiate reaction was "WOAH!"
All I did was translate off of the internet...sorry :kinda ashamed for getting your hopes up:
Though I do agree that private german teachers are hΓΌbsch!
Sorry man...
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Believe me...if it werent for my grandpa speakinbg the "old country dialect" and yelling 'schneil' at me while chasing me with granny's broom...I wouldnt have known any...I learned so I wouldnt get hit for being stupid.
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JAJAJA, LOL, MDR!
I know I must sound so cruel but that's pretty funny!
I'm guessing you don't get hit any more...?
The good news is that it seems to have worked (in english at least) you're one of the most articulate (and thus I'm assuming intelligent) people I've run into on this site so far. If you can, tell your grandpa, I'm sure he'll be glad to hear it! (and don't forget to buy granny a broom this christmas just to put a smile on the old man's face!)
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haha...yes...but I think I just knew through a survival instinct thing...
It was a smelly old broom! And they had a pet maus for a while...think about it...
I just got off work...Im trying to do stand-up at a place I used to sweep floors at....so far i havent referenced crumpets enough to amuse my peoples.
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All the more reason to buy a new broom!
Tell them this story...I'm sure they'll laugh!
Stand ups a tough gig man, it's a lot easier on a personal level. You'll get better! It all just experience! I can give you some tips but it'll be a looooong message. How long are you up there for anyway?
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They laugh they just expect typicak quirky stuff like on the television.
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And I dont sleep at night...I sleep throughout the day...actually thats a lie...i was playing AdventureQuest...
:fail:
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youre welcome
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Thanks for the comment...?
You seem awkward. I like that. XD
My boyfriend is totally the same! You dont need to hide your beer bottles from me....your mom, well, thats a different story.
Chillax!
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Chillax? whoa..you lost me there with your cool hip young lingo child!
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Maybe I have...muwhahaha.
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Welcome to Deviantart!
Hope ya like it here!
Any questions don't hesitate to ask me
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I have one question....is your avatar jammin' or what? I mean look at it. it makes me wonder what kind of music is playing there! lol.
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lolll i suppose my avatar is. the person in my avatar is me..... well me 6 years ago (fuck thats a long time). just put on any music where it has a heavy beat..and voila
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Ah! The guy in my avatar is just leon Kennedy. I couldnt come up with anything else for an avatar...Im kinda pathetic like that...
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make a memorable one. like something quirky and "you" 
absolutely useless advice on practical ways to do it. but...hm
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Hmmmm....i want pie now...
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Thanks...wolverine avatar baring blogger!
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