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Critique-man ♂️ [6687325] [2008-02-17 20:47:14 +0000 UTC] "YOU need to get OUT more." (Unknown)

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# Interests

Other Interests: Telling fuckers what their art really needs to be told.

# About me

Current Residence: America
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat fucker, I am IN AMERICA
Print preference: My ass on a scanner, thnx

# Comments

Comments: 8

grindzone [2008-02-17 22:45:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching me and for the very nice compliment!

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Critique-man In reply to grindzone [2008-02-17 23:34:14 +0000 UTC]

:]

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frozenpandaman [2008-02-17 22:39:56 +0000 UTC]

eyes:

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Critique-man In reply to frozenpandaman [2008-02-17 23:34:07 +0000 UTC]

and ears and nose and mouth!

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Angel-Lily-Mavoui [2008-02-17 22:08:36 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch

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Critique-man In reply to Angel-Lily-Mavoui [2008-02-17 23:35:33 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome

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H-Balth [2008-02-17 21:56:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

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Critique-man In reply to H-Balth [2008-02-17 23:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Hot, you spin me right round baby

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