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# Comments
Comments: 374
canary767 [2013-01-03 22:32:47 +0000 UTC]
Erhmagosh, Marine. Happy Birthday~! ! !
Click Here. Maybe.
Here's a Patchy doodle as your present today! ~
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CruxianAzelf In reply to SolarisTheHedgehog [2012-07-27 18:50:47 +0000 UTC]
... do I know you?
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SolarisTheHedgehog In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-07-28 08:23:05 +0000 UTC]
Maybe~Aren't you the Chimera from the IRC?
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CruxianAzelf In reply to SolarisTheHedgehog [2012-08-01 22:51:56 +0000 UTC]
Yes no maybe so.
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SolarisTheHedgehog In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-08-02 16:54:45 +0000 UTC]
Alrighty then~well i'm...nah,guess who i am,and i'll give you free 5 points(Maybe)...derp~!
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Renny-Chann In reply to SolarisTheHedgehog [2012-08-03 04:01:17 +0000 UTC]
If I guess then do I get them? No jk.
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SolarisTheHedgehog In reply to Renny-Chann [2012-08-03 10:35:45 +0000 UTC]
Shush you...don't reveal mah identity~!
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Renny-Chann In reply to SolarisTheHedgehog [2012-08-03 11:50:05 +0000 UTC]
YOU MUST BE---! -Mouth is covered by creations and is dragged off to some unknown island- o3o
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Omnisciient [2012-04-10 23:55:31 +0000 UTC]
Since Subeta's comments are being stupid, I'll just bother you on here.
Here, have some funny: [link]
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CruxianAzelf In reply to Omnisciient [2012-04-11 02:16:07 +0000 UTC]
That is the most amazing thing ever. Easily. Just, holy crap, I just.. oh my god, so amazing. Alice's reaction, and Marisa's, and PESSIMISTIC ANGRYISH MOKOU and Yuyuko and just oh my goodness everything.
You cheer me up so much haha ;_; I've been in a bit of a slump today because I had a surprise 3+ page essay on something really boring sprung on me (last week was spring break so I'm just getting back into the swing), but then you just. The chesspieces. Oh goodness gracious. AND NOW THIS. 360 turnaround in mood.
brb worshipping you or something creepy like that to show how much I appreciate it. :I
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Omnisciient In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-04-11 02:45:14 +0000 UTC]
Yes that's right worship me like the goddess I am oh no I didn't mean it Kanako please don't hurt me oh no someone help me please
But yeah, I totally know what that's like. Surprise essays are evil, especially when they're on boring subjects. I still remember how, a week before finals, my English professor sprung a surprise research paper on something incredibly boring on us, and then, a week after finals, we get an email from her saying "I lost your research papers. WELP, EVERYONE GOT AN A."
Y'know, I'm surprised Patchy didn't just use her ~magic memory wipe~ spell to make Remi forget that they were even playing chess in the first place, and even attempt to convince Remi that she had just lost and the fact that the chessboard and pieces were all over the place was because she had flipped the board. Seems like something a proper trollmagician would do! Patchy could have still gotten a charisma break out of Remi from that, after all! But then Sakuya would have to deal with a whiiiniiing Remi because her near-perfect record was tarnished. |D
Well, I'm glad I could help cheer you up all the same! <3
Now Alice wants you to gtfo of her house.
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CruxianAzelf In reply to Omnisciient [2012-04-11 03:45:01 +0000 UTC]
Oh geez, that's ridiculous. Teachers and professors can be a bit loopy sometimes, I guess that's not a bad thing every now and then..
Pffft that totally sounds like something Patchy would do. Doing badly in a game due to some dopey mistake and/or "vampire mind tricks"? Just cast a memory wipe after flipping the board. Easy win.
I agree with Yuuka, it is the effing ugliest glass out there. :I
Also, it seems that Reclaim found their way into Skyrim as well. Sakuya just got attacked by some band of thugs that were apparently paid to hunt her down and "teach her a lesson". (Nobody ever heard from them again.) And this isn't the first time, she's had a Thalmor assassin group attack before too. It's kinda funny.
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Omnisciient In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-04-11 04:44:16 +0000 UTC]
After all, Remi is the type to do things like boardflipping if she loses. So it all works out, and Patchy can flaunt her win even if she lost! And then making sure to hang it over Remi's head until Koakuma happens to goof and say something like "But you lost that match, Patchy." :'D
Yuyuko just wishes it was sake. Or tea. Or Youmu.
Ffft. Reclaim needs to GTFO of Skyrim. They can go to the Summerset Isles and bother the Altmer there. If she could, Remi would just batform right in there and Gungnir everything before bottling their blood to feed on later because it isn't a good idea to feed off of Sakuya all the time. And she had Thalmor assassins attack her, too? I don't think I've ever had them come after me before. This is why Skyrim needs to be a multiplayer game, because of all the awesomeness that could come from our dynamic duo kicking ass, taking names, and then snuggling. :'D
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CruxianAzelf In reply to Omnisciient [2012-04-11 05:00:27 +0000 UTC]
They're both such sore losers, they shouldn't be playing chess with each other because they'll end up getting in a big fight over everything. xD
But Patchy would forgive Koakuma for that slip-up because she's adorable and huggable and squishy. 8)
There's nothing for them there, seeing as it's already pretty much dominated by races that are human enough, and I'm sure the SDM + everybody else in Gensokyo would just love to see Reclaim try and take on some Ancient Dragons. They'd all bring popcorn human pieces chicken pieces and skewered dumplings and all that good stuff.
I've had Thalmor assassins show up in all three of my games, surprisingly, even for Patchy, who's quite capable of blending in with them. I haven't seen random hired thugs up until now, though.
And yes. :c Wrecking up dungeons, stealing everything in sight, fighting dragons and yukking it up, man, that'd be grand.
Also, I think Yukari's gonna be in such a great mood to see that her trolling got such an aggressive response. Of course, Nue acts that way towards anybody who steals her food, insults Byakuren, or generally pisses her off, so it's nothing new really, but all the same.. XD
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Omnisciient In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-04-11 07:48:02 +0000 UTC]
"Remilia, knights can't jump other pieces." "What?! Yes they can! That's one of the basic perks about using a knight! What are you talking about?" "That's not how I learned to play chess." "Well, you learned wrong!" "No, I believe you learned wrong. Now play fairly or--" *boardflip* "If you're going to start trying to bend the rules just because I'm winning, you can get the hell out!" "...Listen, vampire, you're in my domain. Now get out before I have to conjure up my royal flares."
Hell, just pit them against the Dovahkiin. One well-aimed Krii Lun Aus will essentially spell their doom. And if it comes to it, just call on Odahviing and watch carnage ensue. :'D
I've gotten plenty of hired thugs during my Khajiit playthrough, since I'm stealing all sorts of things from people, especially from the Dawnstar museum, because rare stuff aaaa. Funniest part of that was probably when I killed the guy who ran the museum because I had been caught ('course, that was before I had 90-ish sneak, derp), and then I had thugs apparently hired by him because I stole his stuff. Those Imperials, able to hire thugs even after death. Scary thought.
Oh, she's already getting a kick out of it. She's just like "Lol what are you doing here? This was my kill now GTFO. "
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CruxianAzelf In reply to Omnisciient [2012-04-11 08:16:56 +0000 UTC]
I'd want to play that kind of chess. Patchouli would probably be moderately interested after she learned, but then "nah the normal kind is better because it doesn't have any funny perks to make things complicated".
I.. what? That is scary. Sort of how like Patchy got 1000+ bounty in some hold, got rid of it by incinerating all of those who saw it, and then walking into town somehow brought that bounty level back. whoops I guess I can't go back there again.
The funny thing is, apparently those hired thugs came after Sakuya because she stole something. BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I STOLE 8( She tends to kill people rather than steal things, remaining true to character, but sometimes there's shiny things that are ripe for the picking..
Yukari's just that good, she manages to troll another professional troll/artsy murderer/shapeshifting hyenamonsterthing! But that means she gets a bit of mutual respect, and that means a lot coming from a youkai that doesn't know the meaning of "rules". xD
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SkittleDashie [2012-03-25 07:04:13 +0000 UTC]
[link]
I guarantee, you're going to start sobbing.
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CruxianAzelf In reply to SkittleDashie [2012-03-25 07:45:46 +0000 UTC]
D'awww, that's a sweet crossover. ;;
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SkittleDashie [2012-03-16 01:52:35 +0000 UTC]
You. Stole. My charger.
YOU STOLE IT!
And they've got Portal shirts at Hot Topic, bro. And pony shirts.
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CruxianAzelf In reply to SkittleDashie [2012-03-16 02:20:14 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I did steal it. 8)
But it doesn't mean you can't charge your Touch -- I made sure to leave around at least one iPod-USB wire around for you to use. I'm just going to be all over the place, and the only way I'd be able to charge my iPod is through my laptop. I'll return it to you when I get home, 'kay?
... lol are you serious? I know that Valve's official store has official Portal shirts but geezum that's cool. also pony shirts eeee.
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CruxianAzelf In reply to TheCompleteAnimorph [2012-02-24 19:16:27 +0000 UTC]
oh lol you have a dA account? No waaaaay
HI THOUGH. :V
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TheCompleteAnimorph In reply to CruxianAzelf [2012-02-25 04:13:44 +0000 UTC]
I've had it forever, I just can't upload stuff because the site hates me.
deviantART muro drawing
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SkittleDashie [2012-02-14 23:52:31 +0000 UTC]
[link]
It's not even what happened exactly cuz Katara's still alive but it's hilarious.
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Kramgnauh [2012-01-24 04:16:54 +0000 UTC]
Hey! Not sure if you're still interested in FE spriting but, if you are, wanna join our group?
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CruxianAzelf In reply to Kramgnauh [2012-01-24 04:18:39 +0000 UTC]
Nah, not really. Thanks for the invite all the same, though. c:
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geebgurl [2011-11-13 22:22:11 +0000 UTC]
[link] I literally burst out laughing when I saw this.
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geebgurl [2011-11-13 07:49:17 +0000 UTC]
[link] Since my flashdrive no longer works, here...
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gizmohollow42 In reply to geebgurl [2011-10-31 02:22:53 +0000 UTC]
Why do they look so angry at their computers?!
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CruxianAzelf In reply to geebgurl [2011-10-25 00:12:38 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it is. ;_; That's a great little pic you found there.
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geebgurl [2011-09-29 22:44:59 +0000 UTC]
Guess who found Lauren Faust's dA page?
This is her.
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Emmaliene [2011-09-18 04:52:08 +0000 UTC]
THOUGHT I'D UPDATE YOU ON MA TROLLING PROCESS
SHE HATES ME A GREAT DEAL
IMMA MAKE HER CREATE TOUHOU YURI.
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