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Crystler ♂️ [10154198] [2009-04-04 20:12:41 +0000 UTC] "I'm Sexy. Deal with It." (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 384; Deviations: 104; Watchers: 33

Watching: 47; Pageviews: 16121; Comments Made: 4554; Friends: 47

# Interests

Favorite movies: Die Hard, Predator and Misery.
Favorite bands / musical artists: AC/DC, the Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones and Pink Floyd.
Favorite books: Killer's Choice - Ed McBain, 1922 -- Stephen King.
Favorite writers: H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King.
Favorite games: MGS3 Snake eater, Mass Effect 2, Shadow of the Colossus, L.A. Noire and Hitman Blood Money
Favorite gaming platform: Ps2 And 360. My Gamertag is: N00BASAURUSWREX
Tools of the Trade: Is this a sexual pun?
Other Interests: Writing, Drawing, Gaming, I Like To Read stuff. Nerdage ftw

# About me

Current Residence: 27 Ro- I mean Sub-Space Woooooah!
Favourite genre of music: Psychedelic Rock, Hard Rock, Acid Rock, Experimental Rock, Punk Rock
Favourite photographer: Frank West
Operating System: 7
Wallpaper of choice: Something to do with Music.
Skin of choice: Racist much?
Favourite cartoon character: Gir, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Eustace and Zim
Personal Quote: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

# Comments

Comments: 1177

Madam--Kitty [2014-04-12 07:32:47 +0000 UTC]

Hi. wanna join my group called Anti-illuminati-01?  anti-illuminati-01.deviantart.…

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Verety [2012-05-15 18:36:17 +0000 UTC]

[link]


Thats the base

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Crystler In reply to Verety [2012-05-15 18:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you :3

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Asterix14 [2012-05-15 17:19:20 +0000 UTC]

I knew you were gay. Disliking republicans because they don't approve of gay marriage.
I judge you.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-15 17:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Republicans are dicks. I don't like them, not just because of the Gay Marriage thing. But still, Gays deserve rights, if they want to get married they should be allowed to.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-15 17:33:06 +0000 UTC]

I know, but republicans are not dicks. Just because they disapprove gays, does not mean they are all wrong. Most democrats, on the far left of the political scale are hippies, who protest against war. Republicans are realistic, and some of what they believe is extreme but most of it is necessary.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-15 17:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Democrats are known for being the more "logical and realistic" of the parties. War should be protested against because, even though it happens, should be stopped as soon as possible. People die because of politicians getting into arguments and getting greedy. Republicans are pro-Religion and will try to force a Religious lifestyle on most people. A few people running for president (and other positions as such) say that they will, when elected, ban abortion clinics, ban free health care centres (Because God will heal them, seriously that's what they believe), build more churches (wasting taxes) and they will also ban small Atheist companies (assuming the Non-religious employee pop. Is at least 35%) They're just dicks, man.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-15 17:51:36 +0000 UTC]

According to the democrats, yes. But I would rather be a catholic, or some other strict religion like that, than a stupid hippie, sitting around, wasting time and money, and taking up benefits. Churches bring up the economy. Think about it. The more churches there are, the more stupid Christians come to the cities, and go to church. I also agree with abortion, but in some respects, I don't. What the fuck is the point of having sex, if you don't want a baby? I know you are going to say 'rape', but the rapist should be executed for doing a thing like that. Democrats only say amongst themselves, that they are smarter. Think, if they said that they themselves were less logical and realistic, they would seem pretty stupid. So they pin it on their rivals, the republicans. Also, war is the way forward, without it, there would just be a load people sitting around, doing nothing. All people in the military would be out of jobs, which is a lot of people, then they turn to the government to give them benefits, and the economy turns to shit. Also, what if a country did something dishonourable, like they had a corrupt leader, and were plotting against other countries?
You wouldn't just sit there and pretend nothing is happening.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-15 18:04:24 +0000 UTC]

If a woman is raped; the rapist will serve a 20-35 year sentence and a 35-life if re-offends. People who have unprotected sex, without the intention to reproduce are probably not smart enough to be proper parents.
Churches spend millions a year on decorative glass for windows. A classic Catholic church is quite tall and money spent on them should be spent on kids in Africa and other places to buy them food and the materials should be used on building their houses (if homeless).
War is not a way forward. The cost of a single Javelin missile is £2.4 Million pounds. FOR A SINGLE MISSILE. Billions of pounds go towards tanks when it should rather be spent on Science (etc). I know there's no way to stop wars from happening, but nuking countries is not going to help the world. Armies should be limited to, I don't know how much per country and maybe only keep Special Ops groups like the SAS and use them to stop whatever war's going down. If a country is being dishonerable as a result of a tyrannical dictator, then that dictator deserves to be killed.
Churches also do not earn money. Democrats are not hippies and hippies who sit around disrupting production at factories (etc) are arrested and released shortly after.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-15 20:49:12 +0000 UTC]

You are a super hippie. War is the way forward, and if a country is threatening any other country, they deserve to be bombed. And about Africa, around 20 years ago, all the countries pulled together, and donated a few billion pounds to help Africa. The African governments wasted all of the money, building stupid corporate towers in South Africa, and the rest of the money was kept by the government. All the population of Africa were given safe water to drink, and good supplies of it too. But the downside was, the Africans would not stop re-producing, and the demand for more water got too high. I say, they got themselves into it, so they should get themselves out. OUR money, like taxes, should be put forward to ending the war in Afghanistan, and put towards science, as you said, to cure diseases and put a stop to cancer.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-15 20:54:26 +0000 UTC]

No. If every country in the world was at war within weeks we'd likely be dead.

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Verety [2012-05-13 14:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Doode.

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Crystler In reply to Verety [2012-05-13 15:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Danke. I've already spent £90 o.o

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Verety In reply to Crystler [2012-05-13 16:52:12 +0000 UTC]

Bought THG trilogy yet? Whatcha get?/Buy?

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Crystler In reply to Verety [2012-05-13 19:17:33 +0000 UTC]

I WILL GET IT IF I CAN!!

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Verety In reply to Crystler [2012-05-13 20:26:00 +0000 UTC]

GOODGOODGOOD

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Verety [2012-05-11 21:06:49 +0000 UTC]

AAANNNNDD have you been watching the new episodes of le big bang theory?

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Crystler In reply to Verety [2012-05-12 10:08:03 +0000 UTC]

A bit; I prefer How I Met Your Mother, but that's on a break-thing.

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Verety [2012-05-11 21:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Have you been able to get yo' hands on the hunger games yet? Have you seen the film yet? I'm re-reading mine :3

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Crystler In reply to Verety [2012-05-12 10:07:28 +0000 UTC]

No I haven't D:
No-one I know has it and I can't be arsed going to the Library.

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Verety In reply to Crystler [2012-05-12 11:22:20 +0000 UTC]

make Yo' mom go out of buy you that shit then BECUZ ITS GUD READING MATERIAL.

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NiclasSister [2012-05-10 23:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, man!

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Asterix14 [2012-05-08 21:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Send me MoR NAO, or you, my fine sir, are a MOD.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 21:42:36 +0000 UTC]

AM ALMOST DONE BECAUSE I AM A ROCKER I CAN HAND THINGS IN LATE

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 21:44:01 +0000 UTC]

Send it now, or you will be deemed a Mod forever.

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Asterix14 [2012-05-08 20:39:23 +0000 UTC]

You Are A Stella.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 20:53:18 +0000 UTC]

No. I am a Rocker and am writing MoR

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 21:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Send it to me when done, Mr. Rocker.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 21:05:11 +0000 UTC]

I am Mr. Rocker indeed.BUT WHY SHOULD I SEND IT TO YOO?

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 21:16:01 +0000 UTC]

YOu is a if you don't.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 21:27:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm almost finished Le 1st chapter. Le Otap is not in it.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 21:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Send what you have wrote so far to me.

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Asterix14 [2012-05-07 22:08:01 +0000 UTC]

All right, Mod?

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 17:54:59 +0000 UTC]

Maaaaan. I'm not a Mod. The fact I like Rush pretty much proves I'm a Rocker.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 18:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I don't believe you. CHECK THIS OUT! [link]

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 18:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Me must have vinyl!!!!

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 18:27:58 +0000 UTC]

SAYM ERE M8!
Geddy Lee is shit.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 18:41:20 +0000 UTC]

Amazing bassist, terrible singer.
Rush aren't bad; I can imagine you, maybe, liking them.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 18:44:36 +0000 UTC]

No.
Don't lie. Dee Dee Ramone all the way. They even put this on his website: Dee Dee Ramone - Saint Dee Dee Pendant

This beautiful Pendant will proclaim your devotion to Saint Dee Dee. It features a reproduction of the original painting 'Saint Dee Dee' by Los Angeles based artist Vicki Berndt. The frame is 2 inches (5cm) high. It comes with a 24inch (60cm) ball chain. The pendant is made from silver toned metal with a glass bubble protecting and magnifying the artwork. This is costume jewelry. Only our faith is real...

Is Geddy Lee or Ben Entwistle a saint? No.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 18:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Dee Dee is a shit bassist. He can only play the exact thing on every song.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 19:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, sure. Even if he was, he is a part of a far better band than both of them, and he is a far better lyricist than them, and is far awesomer than both of them combined, and QUADRupled. He is a saint, and also is not a MOD like you three.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 19:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Even with bass booster on you still can't hear a fucking thing he plays.
Dee Dee's lyrics, like his playing, are just the same fucking thing over and over and over.
Dee Dee:

"1,2,3,4!

Chewin' at a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out, I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach [x2]

It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach [x2]

[Repeat all]"

Ben Entwistle:

"My name is 905,
And I've just become alive
I'm the newest populator
Of the planet we call Earth

In suspended animation
My childhood passed me by
If I speak without emotion
Then you know the reason why

Knowledge of the universe
Was fed into my mind
As my adolescent body
Left its puberty behind

And everything I know is what I need to know
And everything I do's been done before
Every sentence in my head
Someone else has said
At each end of my life is an open door

Automatically defrosted
When manhood came on time
I became a man
I left the "ice school" behind

Now I'm to begin
The life that I'm assigned
A life that's been used before
A thousand times

I have a feeling deep inside
That somethin' is missing
It's a feeling in my soul
And I can't help wishing

That one day I'll discover
That we're living a lie
And I'll tell the whole world
The reason why

But, until then, all I know is what I need to know
And everything I do's been done before
Every idea in my head
Someone else has said
At each end of my life is an open door"

They're some fucking good lyrics.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 19:21:15 +0000 UTC]

They are quite shit, and are relatively random. Dee Dee does a thing called a 'chorus' and actually writes good, and sometimes funny lyrics. He is also a part of a much better band, and I can hear the bass in most Ramones songs fine, and I can't even do bass booster.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 19:25:07 +0000 UTC]

When I copied and pasted I missed the 1st verse:

Mother was an incubator
Father was the contents
of a test tube in the ice box
In the factory of birth

It's a song with actual meanings behind it. It's not just Rock rock rock away beach. Rock rock rock away beach we can hitch a ride to rock away beach!

The fact he is in a better band doesn't matter that Ben Entwistle is far better. He could actually play bass and make it sound good and not just
duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah duh du duh duh duh duh duh dah OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 19:26:58 +0000 UTC]

But you couldn't hear the bass. Go on Facebook any way. We will discuss this more.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 19:29:29 +0000 UTC]

When you actually can hear him which is only really on Beat on the Brat and Cretin Hop. That's it.

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 19:31:29 +0000 UTC]

Sure. Try all of there songs. Go on Facebook.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 19:31:53 +0000 UTC]

But Fuh buh is poo poo

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Asterix14 In reply to Crystler [2012-05-08 19:32:41 +0000 UTC]

We can talk faster. You are a MOD if you don't go on now.

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Crystler In reply to Asterix14 [2012-05-08 19:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Fine ahm going on it cuz I'm ah rocker.

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