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Cyborg-97
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[2006-01-31 20:56:09 +0000 UTC]
"The Archduke of Awesome"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 240; Deviations: 46; Watchers: 20
Watching: 42; Pageviews: 17898; Comments Made: 2279; Friends: 42
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: N/AFavorite movies: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Favorite bands / musical artists: Breaking Benjamin
Favorite writers: Max Brooks, Lawrence Block, Issac Asimov, H.G. Wells,, Orson Scott Card
Favorite games: Half-Life (the first one, and then the rest of the series)
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360 (Gamertag: Ssyba)/Everything Ever
Tools of the Trade: Pecil, paper, computer with spell-checker, unlimited free time.
Other Interests: Video Games, Writing, Super-Villainy, etc.
# About me
I am the cat. The handsome young man in the bandanna is under my control.Current Residence: Turcrackistan
Favourite genre of music: Anything but Country
Favourite photographer: N/A
Favourite style of art: N/A
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: N/A
Shell of choice: Koopa
Wallpaper of choice: Video Games and Cobra Commander
Skin of choice: I Do Not Discriminate.
Favourite cartoon character: Brock Samson, Zim, Bender, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Albert Wesker, Solid Snake, Cobra Commander
Personal Quote: How DO you people go through your day without being me?
# Comments
Comments: 222
AHAHAHAH AHAHAHH HHAAAH HAAA HAH HA HA AAAHHAAA HA AAAAH HAAAAH!
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Hey, it's ImaginaryViolence/Clairabel here - I've added you to my watch and I look forward to catching up with you
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I just glanced at your signature. You don't like Twilight? I may love you.
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I LOATHE Twilight. I hate it. I can't believe Stephenie Meyer has a degree in English yet manages to write shit like that.
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I DO love you! Every little girl should grow up to agree with you!
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I hope my lecturers agree with you when I start attacking Twilight fans in my English class!
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I want a full transcript of everything you say. I need some fresh material for when I yell at tweenage girls.
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I'll go one better - I'll video it and put it on Youtube.
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And I'll show it to everyone.
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I started randomly laughing today because I thought of the "whoreface incident" with Jordan
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Oh, and the sad thing is, I don't even have short term memory. I'm just very forgetfullll.
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I just saw Penny from Dr. Horrible in a Sears commercial. The irony. She must have gotten fired from that damn homeless shelter.
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...You realize she died at the end of Dr. Horrible, right? She got fired from LIFE.
Also, the actress's name is Felicia Day.
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Short term memory strikes again.
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I was just wondering, Cyborg, where did your Evil Genius (can't remember if that was truly the class) resume` went? I had a random craving to read one of your witty quotes when I noticed I couldn't find it.
Also your comment section is totally random!! XD
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Well, it started out as an Evil Genius on the resume which can be read here: ([link] ) and here ([link] ).
When I actually starting writing it, however, Dr. Cyborg became a crazy medical doctor as opposed to a mad scientist. You can find all of those stories here: ([link] ).
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Ahh! Thank you, Cyborg!
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Thanks for favoriting my stamp.
It's good to know some people still appreciate actual comedy.
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You've made a lot of stamps that I agree with, but this one was so very true that I was forced to favorite it.
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Well, i'm glad you did.
So glad.
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Now don't forget now that I am actually your friend too...I know SHOCKING isn't it?
*That's harsh*
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Oh, and Orson Scott Card is my favorite writer. And if you're into people answering questions that haven't been answered, no, I do not know you. Good day.
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I'm sorry, my mind is skipping today. I noticed your signature, and thought it was amazing. I suppose you didn't see the other message I left.
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I did see it, and I was about to answer that it's a quote from Einstein, but then I saw the other message and didn't know what to make of it.
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You might try not making anything out of it, but by that logic, I'm sorry for this comment.
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Yo...Thought it'd be more...personal this way. I'm back, and it's feelin' good.
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Good God...
Rejoice, for he has come.
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Indeed. You shall see more of me.
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Let's see.
"Michael" seems too pretentious,
"Jack" is far too common,
Don't get me started on "Bob",
And "Todd" doesn't have the right airs.
"Timothy" is too British,
"Jasper"'s out of a horror show,
"Tristan" just makes me think of the awful Hollywood film,
and "James" won't fit no matter how hard I try.
"Steve" just doesn't cut it,
"Jacob" oh bleh, never.
"Ethan" or "Anthony" would be okay if you're in an alternate universe,
And you don't look very much like an "Andrew".
So, we shall call you Dave. Hello, Devious Artificial Villain Emulator.
[insert awesome punchline here].
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Now your line says, "Azuire, you're weird."
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Or...I could just tell you that my name is in fact "Andrew."
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You can call me whatever you want as long as it's not "Andy."
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You’ve Been Tagged! Check Out My Journal For Details!
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I work eight and a half hours tomorrow.
Eight and a half hours.
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Thanks for the fav Mr. halo
I'd waste you 
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Thanks for watching me!!
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hey man how good do u consider urself in doubles?
and btw u have exelent photography skills
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I'm alright. As good in doubles as any other game type. I usually do doubles with my one friend when we don't feel like doing anything else.
And thank you.
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we have to play some time bro
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