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Da-Inkmaster
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[2015-11-16 03:06:21 +0000 UTC]
"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1263; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 73
Watching: 235; Pageviews: 18113; Comments Made: 3245; Friends: 235
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Strong BadFavorite movies: Spiderman 3
Favorite TV shows: Dahngahnrahnbah
Favorite bands / musical artists: Potatoes, Tomatoes, Gravy, And Peas
Favorite books: maybe
Favorite writers: pencil
Favorite games: SUPER MARIO BROS.2
Favorite gaming platform: Virtual Boy
Tools of the Trade: what the fuck is that?
Other Interests: fat porn
# About me
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help# Comments
Comments: 181
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I need a monster to clobbah that there kirby!
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You've cursed by a horny girl a.k.a me
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Are you speaking to me in memes?
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sure thing friend of sorborborboardba
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My dedede Dude you need to lert to be a true king asking for request HE HE HE HE HE
You are the one that sopuse to have gift but if you want gifts you need buddys get your self an army and stop insuting is not for kings mi dedede just Try to help sorry if i make you mad
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Just the bro of some blue berry artist and just teling you you need to chill or may he you will end up like him
youtu.be/hKvZgx8pSCo
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Example wait for my sis to have free time ok
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Ok I hope you got it
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Hey fun fact, ink is a good friend of mine
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Ho Ok is just that he was talkin whit mh sis shiki and ..Well
Never mind
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Thanks so much for the watch! I really appreciate it
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Hi, hi~ thanks for the watch I really appreciate it!Β
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you get a nep of approval
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Thanks a lot for watching me! I value your support so much~
Have a great day!
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Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah! Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable birthday!
Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Ah?
Skinner with his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations! There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Seymour!
Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams!
Phew!
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed clams.
Oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes! It's a fandom injoke.
Uh-huh. Uh, what fandom?
Uh, My Little Pony.
Really. Well, I'm a brony, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Oh, not G4, no. It's a G2 injoke.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe!
For steamed hams.
Yes!
Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should...
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
A birthday party.
Uh- A birthday party? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the internet? Localized entirely within your gallery?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Seymour! The computer is on fire!
No Mother, it's just a wild party.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Help! Help!
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happy birthdayΒ
here's a surprise,Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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Hey there. I noticed that your Birthday is in a few days from now.
Also, be careful around people who play Splatoon and Splatoon 2. You'd be hurting their Feelings and, as a Minor Splatoon Player myself, I am very sensitive to what you've been done.
On a side note, though: I'm a King Dedede Fan. Much like you.
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Okay? Is this DeeDeeDee's castle?
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