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[2010-03-05 22:47:47 +0000 UTC]
"Surrounded by puzzles."
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# Comments
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It was your bday. Sorry we haven't chatted in a long time. Miss you buddy.
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Thank you.
And, no worries.
Time IS after all merely a subjective concept.
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I know. I just haven't said anything to you in a while. Would you like to send a note?
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Many thank-yous for faving the stamp, "I Read BANNED Books" ! Help stop censorship by reading a banned book today! Celebrate your freedom to read!
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You welcome
I've already read Narnia, Sandman, Sherlock Holmes, the hobbit and the lord of the rings, and the harry potter series....All of them a loooong time ago way before i found out that they were banned.....Also, happy new year.
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Where were these banned at?
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It's not a question about where, but by who.
Those books get "banned" by people who only think they have authority.
Usually by organizations centered around a belief.
They are not banned in any legal sense, for the most part.
But those that are happened long ago or in backwards countries, but nobody who is sane take those guys seriously.
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Same. Hope check out the rest of the banned books you haven't read yet. Some fantastic reading there.
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Okay, I will
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HAPPY NEW YEAR from the future!!!
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Better late than never
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INDEED.
Hey, wanna do some textbased fallout RPG chatting?
I have some experience with chat RPGing and i've written many pages of stories(not fanfiction), so i promise you that it won't be boring 
We can either have it happen in fallout 3 or new vegas...Or we could just make up our own location and add everything and anything we wish to have in fallout 4.
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Are you seeing any of my replies? (still trying to use my phone, I don't know if they sent or not >.<)
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Yes, i am seeing your replies.
I just didn't get time to check it later cuz of two things.
First there was a shopping trip with my family that lasted for about 5 hours (I'm not entirely sure just how they manage to use so much time on it.)
And secondly, i got really caught up in a game that i got as a late-birthday-present from my brother - Didn't even notice that hours had passed instead of minutes....Iconsweatplz: Silly me.
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Silly silly you x) Then again when you're doing something you find fun or interesting, time flies, turning minutes into hours.
...I feel kinda lonely at the moment D: *Sits in my dark corner*
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Life is interesting, wich is why i usually don't feel time passing at all.
It's like time has been an illusion all along, like the illusions that you are awake when you are asleep and dream, but once you are awake you realize that it never really existed...It's weird
Awww, i'm sorry. It seems like i need to learn how to keep track of time.
My biological clock (No, the other one) can be used as a clock if only i learn how.
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Haaaaaaapppyyyy Biiiiiirthhhdaaayyy to yooooouuu,
Happpppyyyy Birrrrrrrtttthhhdaaaaay to yoooooouuuuuuuu,
Haappyyyyy Biirrrtttttthhddddaaaay dear Beeeen,
Haaaaaappppppyyyyy Biiiiiiirrrrrrrtttttthhhhddddaaaayyyy toooo yooooouuuuu ~ !!! *My singing was terrible*
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Awww, thank you.
Wait, did you sing in real life?
You just said that your singing was terrible, something wich makes me suspect that you did in fact sing IRL.
.... Happy birthday to me!!!
(My brothers try to prenounce birthday wrongly in the most funny way they can think of. I think i won with my "Happy buff-day" prenounciation
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I would sing in real life, but my singing is so horrible I can't bring myself to do it, it would damage your ears 
(Lol, Happy Buffday.. Happy Girthday, Happy Burfday.. That's all I can think of xP)
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Meh, i could handle it. I see patterns everywhere....Heh, once while working at a library some machinery used for taking weelchairs up to the library, it just broke and send out a constant beeping sound. The librarian i worked under couldn't stand it, but i thought it sounded kinda pretty....Yeah, i've messed around with my brain through meditation and now almost everything is beautifull to me XD.
Dragons be hugging!
Btw, here's some music from an awesome band i newly found.
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And some funny stuff
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(Happy buffday to me .....Ah, but now it's over 
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So Ben, what are you hoping to get for your Birthday? ;D
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Hmmmm....
Rage 3 (videogame)
Bodyweights
A full day on technical museum (I never get enough time to read all the stuff no matter how fast i read and run...Mayb i'll have enough time if i spend the entire day there )
Money
And that my self stays loyal to me and will continue to carry me on as it has done for such a long time.
...Also, love. Gotta have that to stay alive inside
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VERY MUCH for ALL the favs you made from my gallery!
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NO, thank YOU for posting those comics!
I had fun reading them, and i faved them because i want to read them more than once
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Oh what a great honor for me to hear!
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I'm welcome, and so are you
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*-* I can finally talk on here using my phone..
I should use my laptop more often, I miss talking to you, but it's my fault, and I'm sorry for not being a good friend...
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I'm glad
I miss talking to you too.
You're not a bad friend, so don't worry.
Be hapee
Here's some funny videos
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And also, some random rhymes to pass the time.
A mad genius crashed into a bar
with his time-travelling car
Now he is behind 1960s bars
There was once upon a mime who did crimes
Robbing banks and robbing old ladies
Yes she certainly was crazy
and she always used lots of explosives
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Oh god I love you, this made my week XD
And Eddddddddddddddd! ;DDD
Sorry for such a short reply, I'm brain dead at the moment *~*
So I shall end this message with this video xP
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(I spend too much time on YouTube)
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I love you too, friend...
I'm still training to be epic, and I am currently in between the stage of excellence and awesomeness...And just like in video-games, for each time you raise your level, the next will take even more than the previous one.
You know how in metal bands they sing like demons? Imagine a demon-voice version of "I'm a barbie girl"
YOOOOOUUTHHHH
Meh, it's okay, i'm sometimes brain-dead too...But then I start being crazy instead while I wait for my brain to wake up from it's coma.
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Hmm, and I thought you were epic already... Are you sure you're not going for mega-epicness?
...Barbie is already a demon to me, soooo it sounds pretty much the same
Craziness is best fresh, and unending. Life wouldn't be fun without it!
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Thanks, but i'm not epic...YET.
I'm going for LEGENDARY!!!
I want to be able to do back and front flips, and I also want to be awesome at parkeour and martial art...Violn playing, singing, poetry(writing songs), writing stories, programming, robots and stuff, making my own clothes that will be so cool that it looks like it's taken out of manga/anime.......I still got LOTS of things I need to get good at, but I only have a limited ammount of time on my hands each day.
Yeah, agreed. She is NOT sexy, just look at the size of her boobs, it looks like she has cancer and ALOT of it in that partiular area. She have NO muscles, so if she was real, she shouldn't even be able to stand due to the massive weight on her chest...
*lying flat on the floor* I CAN'T GET UP!!!
Yeah, she's just a stupid ghoul with lots of make-up. Some guys focus only on size(To be fair, some girls do too) but I'd rather have brains....Wich is why i'd rather be in a relationship with glados than barbie, there wouldn't be any sex cuz she's a computer/machine, but we could still have a romantic relationship - Be crazy...Together, and experiment on the test subjects...Together....For science. Damn, I would totally be crushing on glados if it weren't for the fact that she's the bad kind of crazy and might end up killing me...But still, it's tempting...I know I shouldn't, but...
Indeed, and without fun, we would just kill ourselves....So crazy is necessary, and "normal" is when you have only the minimum required ammount of crazy to live. Although there is two kinds of crazy. "Pure" and "corrupted"
Also, crazy is totally the cure to an artist block.
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Parkour? Damn, that stuff looks awesome, and if you became really good at it you could travel around more without a car/bike/whatever, plus look totally badass while doing so xD
If she were real she'd snap in half due to that tiny waist >_< I am kinda jealous though, since she's supposedly super fit, skinny (But bordering anorexic with big hips and breasts =_= ) etc... but everything else is blah. She's like the ultimate Mary Sue DX
I wish I were a smarter person, but I believe I have a sort of memory problem, for many times even if I know something by heart, I can forget it easily... Plus anything having to do with school/other important things pretty much kills my brain as I try to process the information.
Crazy is absolutely great as long as you don't let it get too out of control
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Yeah, just imagine being able to jump from roof to roof, take "short-cuts", and the adrenaline-rush you feel as your feet leave the ground for several seconds while the combination of air rushing past due to the speed and the moment of weightlessness makes it feel like you are flying...Getting up walls that are twice as high as you. And when you are on the ground, out of no-where taking a back-flip cuz "Meh, I was bored."
Sounds...Painfull
I don't think you should feel jealous, she's all plastic, you're not.
When it comes to bodyfat, chubby is healthier than anorexic - health=attractiveness...
Also, if I had to choose between you and Barbie, i'd definitely choose you .
If you desire intelligence, all you have to do, is to act upon that desire.
The easiest thing to start with is to read lots of books, reading all of those stories of different worlds have an effect on the brain, it improves both your memory and attention-span without too much discomfort -By that I mean, it doesn't hurt the brain. If you decide to start reading alot, then don't worry about reading lots of books, just have fun. The combination of stimulation and the ednorphines you get from it improves your psyche. And the experience of other people that have been poured into the books, the experience of those who lived before you will be accumulated to your own experiences.
This quote will express my relationship with madness
"I can feel you cicling there in the back of my mind, the being that resides in the shadows of my mind. Affecting me through my dreams as I sleep. I will bring you out into the light, you shall stand before my eyes. Your purpose is to serve me, your purpose is to carry me all the way. I will command you now and you will obey, my orders - For I...I AM YOUR MASTER!!!"
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Why drive a car when you can run and jump over everything? x) It would be fun to freak some people out by doing "impossible" things, jumping roof to roof like you said, climbing huge walls in seconds, backflips and frontflips whenever you want.. Would be sweet xD
I suppose.. Lol, I'm not all that great though, so hopefully there would be a third option with a person better than me, and nice enough to be your partner ^_^ You do deserve someone wonderful after all
..That was just a purely awesome quote. I need to start writing more, I've always been kinda bleh at it.. Hopefully I can only get better.
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Of course it would be WAY better than a car, and, it would be a much more solid proof of someone's "manhood" than a fancy-looking and fast car car
You know what?...I sort of overdid it on training and had to take 4 days of from jogging(My legs did hurt, sudden shocks of pain bursting from within my legs and spreading like lightning through my flesh....In other words"Awww, man. It looks like I HAVE TO take a break*disappointed*...) I'm better now and it doesn't hurt anymore, and I can still train my upper body while waiting for my legs to recover
Hey, you do deserve someone wonderfull too
And you shouldn't think that you aren't good enough for someone just because you feel that "They are better than you" or something...I have that problem as well, I keep thinking to myself that i'm not good enough to be in a relationship with someone...I have sort of decided not to get in a relationship until i have become someone who i consider "good enough" to be in a relationship.
Also, love is sort of like business. If you are able to give the one you want to be partner with, what they want, then that's enough.
The exception may be those who want to have children, they of coure seek out an individual with all the traits, abilities and talents that they find attractive so that their child may be like that...I don't want children, atleast not until my ambitions has been fulfilled (To be the greatest genius in the world AND to start a hotel/resort/casino on the moon)
What I seek is someone who can aid me in my ambition, they don't have to be the smartest, strongest or the most beautifull. If he/she have what I need then i will give HIM/HER what they need or want in exchange
Thanks alot, I appreciate it
Well...It's not the result that matter, but the progress, just doing it is enough cuz - Even if it sucks, you still get better at it by doing it
(Btw, how are YOU doing .(He he he, that guy's funny.))
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Yeah, just imagine being able to jump from roof to roof, take "short-cuts", and the adrenaline-rush you feel as your feet leave the ground for several seconds while the combination of air rushing past due to the speed and the moment of weightlessness makes it feel like you are flying...Getting up walls that are twice as high as you. And when you are on the ground, out of no-where taking a back-flip cuz "Meh, I was bored."
Sounds...Painfull
I don't think you should feel jealous, she's all plastic, you're not.
When it comes to bodyfat, chubby is healthier than anorexic - health=attractiveness...
Also, if I had to choose between you and Barbie, i'd definitely choose you .
If you desire intelligence, all you have to do, is to act upon that desire.
The easiest thing to start with is to read lots of books, reading all of those stories of different worlds have an effect on the brain, it improves both your memory and attention-span without too much discomfort -By that I mean, it doesn't hurt the brain. If you decide to start reading alot, then don't worry about reading lots of books, just have fun. The combination of stimulation and the ednorphines you get from it improves your psyche. And the experience of other people that have been poured into the books, the experience of those who lived before you will be accumulated to your own experiences.
This quote will express my relationship with madness
"I can feel you cicling there in the back of my mind, the being that resides in the shadows of my mind. Affecting me through my dreams as I sleep. I will bring you out into the light, you shall stand before my eyes. Your purpose is to serve me, your purpose is to carry me all the way. I will command you now and you will obey, my orders - For I...I AM YOUR MASTER!!!"
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Hey thanks for the favs, Ben. 
FYI I cross-post all the comics here, so a watch here will keep you up to date. Twitter too, although I find it's easier to miss stuff in a twitter stream.
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You welcome, Samuel
Okay, thanks
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