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DanielGarner ♂️ [22669309] [2012-07-07 18:08:24 +0000 UTC] "Heavens Hitman" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 43; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 3

Watching: 2; Pageviews: 3728; Comments Made: 9333; Friends: 2

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Um.
Favorite movies: Movies still play?
Favorite TV shows: ...
Favorite bands / musical artists: THAT I can get! Yeah, the tunes at the Loony Carnival were good.
Favorite books: The Bible
Favorite writers: Whoever wrote The Bible
Favorite games: Painkiller series, of course.
Favorite gaming platform: PC.
Tools of the Trade: Guns and guns and guns and guns and guns
Other Interests: Finding my wife

# About me

I'm generally dead. And hunting demons. Fun unlife, aint it?

# Comments

Comments: 183

KarolRoseArts [2015-07-05 09:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Daniel Garner!

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KarolRoseArts [2015-03-05 21:46:55 +0000 UTC]

H-hello.

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DanielGarner In reply to KarolRoseArts [2015-03-06 00:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Well hey, there.

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KarolRoseArts In reply to DanielGarner [2015-03-06 07:54:56 +0000 UTC]

I see you like Painkiller.
I like this game too

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DanielGarner In reply to KarolRoseArts [2015-03-06 23:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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KarolRoseArts In reply to DanielGarner [2015-03-07 11:45:18 +0000 UTC]

I have fanclub about Painkiller and if you want, you can join

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SethxGail [2014-07-19 15:30:57 +0000 UTC]

He's still alive o3o

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DanielGarner In reply to SethxGail [2014-07-19 15:59:45 +0000 UTC]

what hi

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judoFlipp [2014-07-04 17:41:29 +0000 UTC]

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DanielGarner In reply to judoFlipp [2014-07-04 18:05:14 +0000 UTC]

ew u

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judoFlipp In reply to DanielGarner [2014-07-04 18:42:55 +0000 UTC]

EW YOU.

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DanielGarner In reply to judoFlipp [2014-07-04 18:53:53 +0000 UTC]

growling

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judoFlipp In reply to DanielGarner [2014-07-08 03:55:42 +0000 UTC]

happy l8 bday

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DanielGarner In reply to judoFlipp [2014-07-08 14:05:57 +0000 UTC]

hufff

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TossarN [2013-08-16 13:07:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha dude I just read through a comment section that we had more than a year ago about potatoes and strange messed up things fighting XD

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DanielGarner In reply to TossarN [2013-08-16 21:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Could I have a link to the thing we were commenting on?
I REALLY WANT TO READ THIS.

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TossarN In reply to DanielGarner [2013-08-16 21:38:02 +0000 UTC]

comments.deviantart.com/4/1943…

Took me some time to find it XD

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DanielGarner In reply to TossarN [2013-08-16 21:41:54 +0000 UTC]

ohgod

did I actually write all that ffs

I must've been impossibly tired and impossibly drunk to go after an army of potatos.

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TossarN In reply to DanielGarner [2013-08-16 21:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha!

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DuBoius [2013-07-05 19:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:26:19 +0000 UTC]

fuck me.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:26:47 +0000 UTC]

...Huh.

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Take me.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:35:20 +0000 UTC]

huh what
okay

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:35:35 +0000 UTC]

I want you in me.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:36:54 +0000 UTC]

okay

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:37:25 +0000 UTC]

I love you

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:38:17 +0000 UTC]

okay

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:40:57 +0000 UTC]

Cunt drinking bitch fucking piss swalloing wanker, I want you. Put your dick inside of me. I need you in me. I love you.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:42:54 +0000 UTC]

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:43:19 +0000 UTC]

YES YOU DO.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:44:01 +0000 UTC]

if I didn't get off on being dominated this would be so humiliating
right now i'm just hard beyond words
but i'll try to put words anyway
TITANIOMIC
there that sounds hard right

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Who said I was gonna dominate.

Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:45:10 +0000 UTC]

your words

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:46:40 +0000 UTC]

I am sorry if it sounds that way.
But my love for you is beyond belief.
I want you to see me for the person I am.

I am a sex bom

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:47:23 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Spy on me baby use satelite.

Can we fuck now.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:49:56 +0000 UTC]

yes

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:50:38 +0000 UTC]

*RIPS OFF EVERYTHING* Yes. **SEXY DANCE SEXY DANCEEE*

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:51:37 +0000 UTC]

*dance*

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:51:48 +0000 UTC]

i AM SO DONE.s

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:52:18 +0000 UTC]

noooo

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:52:43 +0000 UTC]

I was kidding, I need you.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:53:02 +0000 UTC]

yay

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:53:15 +0000 UTC]

**SEX**

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:53:33 +0000 UTC]

*violent

hey

fixed that for you

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:54:37 +0000 UTC]

What if masturbation meant eating cubed fruit

So it's like

"Furiously masturbating"

"Furiously eating cubed fruit"

Yeah.

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:55:35 +0000 UTC]

you broke me

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XxMechanicalArtistxX In reply to DanielGarner [2013-04-14 23:56:20 +0000 UTC]

You didn't even cum yet

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DanielGarner In reply to XxMechanicalArtistxX [2013-04-14 23:56:52 +0000 UTC]

but you're just so good mistress

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