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Dark-Warlock14 ♂️ [3816906] [2006-12-22 21:24:17 +0000 UTC] "Imperator" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 116; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 4

Watching: 3; Pageviews: 4384; Comments Made: 418; Friends: 3

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Don't really have one.
Favorite movies: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.
Favorite bands / musical artists: John Williams.
Favorite writers: Edgar Allen Poe.
Favorite games: Rome: Total War
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Scythe.
Other Interests: Movies, Anime, Games, and Magic.

# About me

Current Residence: The Void.
Favourite genre of music: None. I hear a song and I either like it or don't.
Favourite cartoon character: Too many to list.
Personal Quote: "Embrace the Darkness, let nothing stand in your way, and rule with an iron fist."

# Comments

Comments: 94

twooost [2008-12-30 15:44:06 +0000 UTC]

*Gasp* Comments on your page that aren't mine. BLASPHEMY.
Also...*Sits in a corner and nibbles on biscuits*

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-12-30 17:09:11 +0000 UTC]

You must crush your biscuit addiction, or you will bring on more crashes.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-12-30 17:12:29 +0000 UTC]

But...that means crushing my sugar addiction all together..

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-12-30 17:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Switch to chocolate? Or perhaps hard candy? I like grape suckers.... Mmmm....Grape...

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-12-30 17:23:42 +0000 UTC]

....That can be twisted in so many ways...

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-12-30 17:27:15 +0000 UTC]

I know... But you are "Twisted" Bat, after all.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-12-31 06:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but it's still....grape. It's a grape sucker...how can anybody not twist that?

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-12-31 06:27:30 +0000 UTC]

They'd be much better human beings than I?

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-12-31 06:34:36 +0000 UTC]

What does twisting words have anything to do with being a better human being?

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-12-31 06:47:09 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea. I stopped knowing what I was saying about two posts ago.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-12-31 06:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Heh. You silly duck.

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Elaeoth [2008-12-21 12:28:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the on [link]

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to Elaeoth [2008-12-21 16:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Any time.

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NathanRosario [2008-12-20 23:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to NathanRosario [2008-12-21 03:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Any time.

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twooost [2008-11-27 19:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Happy Turkey Holocaust Day!

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twooost [2008-11-14 20:29:39 +0000 UTC]

OHOHOH. Lookit this:

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twooost [2008-11-01 16:46:08 +0000 UTC]

YO. Happy Universal Diabetes day!

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-01 17:29:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, I didn't know that... So, happy Universal Diabetes day to you, as well.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-02 14:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe. Thank you.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-02 16:59:21 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. And thank you for telling me about this most important holiday.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-02 18:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! My sarcasm senses are tingling. Either way, you're welcome.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-02 18:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Meh. I guess that was a tad sarcastic, but it wasn't meant to be rude. Though I could see how it would be hard to tell... Ask Mech. He has wondrous stories of my misguided sarcasm.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-03 13:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Naaaah. Twasn't rude at all.
And I think I will ask Mech. He has mentioned a few stories here and there, and they were all quite amusing.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-03 17:21:19 +0000 UTC]

....What did that treacherous knave say.....

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-04 19:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Worry not, he didn't give out any personal details. I'm very, very forgetful though, so the only things I am able to recall are really simple things. Three things actually; you write pretty damn good (so says Mech), you love warlocks, and you once chased him around with a sword.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-05 04:41:06 +0000 UTC]

Also, I don't know if you were following the election, but let me be the first, or possibly 500th, to tell you that Obama will be the 44th President of the United States.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-05 13:31:33 +0000 UTC]

I have been following the election actually! It brings me alot of relief that Obama won, though I am wary.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-04 20:21:15 +0000 UTC]

First, me writing well is a matter of opinion... I think my writing is bad... ANd yes, I do love Warlocks. I'm a big fan of Magic, I believe Magic does exist in some form, and me being the person I am, I like Dark Magic. And yes, I did chase him around with a sword....Among other things. By the way, how does Mech sound to you? I know that question seems odd, but I'm curious how he comes off to people who don't speak with him in real life.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-05 13:53:44 +0000 UTC]

Precisely why I included "So says Mech". I get the feeling you're a pretty good writer though.
Dark magic does exist, I believe that as well. Especially voodoo. Though that's witch doctory I think. Not too sure....chasing him with a sword "among other things?" I can only imagine. I'd definitely pay to see that.
Hmm....that's a tricky question actually. I'm not quite sure how to answer it.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-05 16:27:24 +0000 UTC]

I have quite a few weapons in my dwelling. No guns of any sort. I prefer blades. I have several swords, a couple daggers, a staff or two.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-06 21:00:43 +0000 UTC]

Oooooo....I love blades! There's just something about them, a certain glint that catches my eye. I take that you collect them?

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-06 21:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes. I enjoy normal swords, though my favorites are anything with an "out of this world" look. I like unique looking blades. I have some swords from the anime Bleach, as well as two from Lord of the Rings. I have the sword from Kingdom of Heaven, and am currently waiting on the energy sword from the game Halo, if you know of it. And if you're ever bored and have a question you don't want to wait hours to get answered, my MSN is Dark_Warlock_4@hotmail.com if you happen to have the messenger.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-11-07 14:49:48 +0000 UTC]

Decorative swords are neat. I also know of the game Halo.
Sounds like you have quite a colection there. Anything else you happen to collect?
Hmm....alrighty. Yer on the list. I'm pretty sure you'll know my MSN when you see it.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-11-07 16:28:10 +0000 UTC]

I collect trading cards... Yeah, it's Nerdy, but I AM a Nerd. I also like collecting anything from ancient Rome through the Medieval era. I have Roman armor and a Roman shield, as well as a Medieval shield. I prefer anything Roman, but the Medieval period was interesting.

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twooost [2008-09-27 06:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Seeing as you commented on myself fucking Mech to the loss of his net-virginity, I felt it'd be fair if you lost it too :3

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me

we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true [link] are
""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love.
Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you
Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends
Get 3 back-You aight
Get 4 back-Your loved
Get 5 back-Your adored
Get 6r more-Damn your a celebrity

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-27 16:51:10 +0000 UTC]

There's just one problem, I'm meither male or female, I'm evil incarnate, making that particular action impossible.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-28 06:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.....true. Twould be rather difficult to rape an evil incarnate, especially when they usually are merciless when it comes to revenge. I'll have to think up another way to sexually harass you.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-29 01:28:33 +0000 UTC]

You may try as you wish. But as you stated yourself, an incarnation of evil is merciless and vengeful, as Mech Maker and confirm with me. So, do you really want to try and "sexually harass" me?

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-29 08:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Why yes. Yes I do. The only obstacle other then you being a highly vengeful and merciless incarnation is finding the right way to do it and avoid the consequence as much as possible.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-29 15:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Should prove quite a challenge. However, I should warn you that no one has ever avoided my wrath. But, if you somehow manage to, I'll just exact my vengeance from 'ol Mech Maker.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-29 15:46:20 +0000 UTC]

So I've heard. Twould be easier for you to exact a revenge on someone who actually lives nearby you though, don't you think?
However, Mech deserves no such punishment therefore if I do somehow come up with a method of harrasing you, it's highly unlikely that revenge will be avoidable as I am an idiot in that way.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-29 16:44:03 +0000 UTC]

I agree. "Mech" has done nothing to deserve such an act. But the way my twisted mind works, you're his friend, if I can't get to you, then he's the easiest way to alleviate my anger. Or, roughly 50% of the time, I just don't care enough to put forth the energy.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-30 21:22:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm.....seeing as you are completely out of range from my location, harrasing you will only bring much pain to Mech. Pity. It would of been fun. Looks like this plan will be going on hold.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-30 21:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, you can always procede and see what happens. Yes, I'll direct all my vengeance at Mech, but he's been dealing with my vengeance for years, he may be able to withstand it.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-30 22:05:04 +0000 UTC]

"May be able to" are not convincing words. The plan is definitely going to be put on a "ceasefire" until full responsibility for the action can be taken, if ever.

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-30 22:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah, another one who won't cause the suffering of others. I grow so weary of people who have morals and a conscience. Life is so much more fun when you walk the path of villainy.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-30 22:18:04 +0000 UTC]

Awww. Sorry by conscience was showing. I must be quite immodest today.
I agree that life is so much funner on the path of villainy, but unlike the group with morals, villainy always has greater consequences. Do you believe in karma?

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Dark-Warlock14 In reply to twooost [2008-09-30 22:20:30 +0000 UTC]

Let's just say that I believe that people who do horrible things many times have horrible things happen to them that seem coincidental. Then again, I've seen horrible people have nothing at all happen to them.

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twooost In reply to Dark-Warlock14 [2008-09-30 22:32:23 +0000 UTC]

You hold a point there. But nothing happens to them in the living world. The way I see it (and depending on your beliefs), those people are also punished for their deeds in the life after.

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