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DarkJar001 ♂️ [36481310] [2015-07-14 23:25:05 +0000 UTC] "*Cue Character Revelation*" (Philippines)

# Statistics

Favourites: 612; Deviations: 106; Watchers: 55

Watching: 143; Pageviews: 15133; Comments Made: 4266; Friends: 143

# Interests

Favorite games: RPG, First person shooters, Strategy-based, etc.
Favorite gaming platform: Android and Computer!!!
Tools of the Trade: Walfas
Other Interests: TOUHOUISM!!!

# About me

Hello! I'm Reminileninston "Len" G. Florenstine, or as others would call me, Darkjar!
Just your ordinary jar whose married to an ordinary table in an ordinary community.
(Also a master Procrastinator.)

# Comments

Comments: 289

Thermyon-Vulcronus [2019-11-24 06:36:36 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday.

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illuminatitriforce [2018-11-17 02:22:47 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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illuminatitriforce [2017-11-16 23:20:10 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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Mistique-Mayunnaise [2017-04-07 10:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Uhh...

Why is your Walfas DNA gone?

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DarkJar001 In reply to Mistique-Mayunnaise [2017-04-09 05:24:08 +0000 UTC]

Wai- wha? *looks at bio*
Why's my walfas DNA gone!?

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illuminatitriforce In reply to DarkJar001 [2019-01-28 05:27:20 +0000 UTC]

why are you gone?

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Mistique-Mayunnaise In reply to DarkJar001 [2017-05-15 20:13:34 +0000 UTC]

Dunno, thats why I'm asking

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AnguishedEnglish [2017-03-26 00:22:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching, doc

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DarkJar001 In reply to AnguishedEnglish [2017-03-26 00:23:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm a jar!

(No prob)

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ZeroYame [2017-03-22 12:55:38 +0000 UTC]

can I break a jar? (?)

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DarkJar001 In reply to ZeroYame [2017-03-22 15:42:18 +0000 UTC]

If you have an anti-magic pointy thing, yes. (I think the people called it blades?)

Now, technicalities aside,
NO!!! DO NOT BREAK A JAR! IN PARTICULAR, ME!

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ZeroYame In reply to DarkJar001 [2017-03-22 19:39:27 +0000 UTC]

*carrying a jar* like this one?

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CameronWallace [2017-03-15 00:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you have so many characters! Β I can't keep track of them all, help!

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DarkJar001 In reply to CameronWallace [2017-03-15 01:10:09 +0000 UTC]

There aren't really so much, only a few canon fodder here and there. The only ones that matter is me and Jeremy!
Jeremy: no.

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Mistique-Mayunnaise [2017-03-07 14:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Has anyone been living under you recently?

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DarkJar001 In reply to Mistique-Mayunnaise [2017-03-09 23:53:24 +0000 UTC]

I don't think so, I'll check. *looks under bed*
Nope, I'm good!

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Darkstar-001 [2017-02-27 23:00:43 +0000 UTC]

Well well well, so you're that person! I'm actually kind of relieved that you're DarkJar001, rather than Darkstar-002, or something like that.

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DarkJar001 In reply to Darkstar-001 [2017-02-28 00:08:23 +0000 UTC]

Pfft! Nah. stars can't even compare to the greatness of jars.

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illuminatitriforce [2017-02-18 02:54:59 +0000 UTC]

welcome to the afterlife, darkjar! you're dead >8-D

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DarkJar001 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2017-02-20 11:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Well, should've expected that...
BUT I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!

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illuminatitriforce In reply to DarkJar001 [2017-02-20 16:07:49 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Weasels777 [2016-12-14 02:11:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey there bro, how ya been man? I just wanted to stop by and see how
you were holding up, gotta say man, i miss you bro. ^w^ Been a while since we chatted
ya know?

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DarkJar001 In reply to Weasels777 [2017-02-07 06:58:35 +0000 UTC]

I miss you too! I'm also sorry for being gone AGAIN.(for the UMPTEENTH TIME!!!)Β 

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arcluz77 [2016-11-24 02:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Β‘Feliz cumpleaΓ±os!Β 

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DarkJar001 In reply to arcluz77 [2016-11-27 16:59:40 +0000 UTC]

I don't know but this means, but judging from the date I can take a guess, so thanks!

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Mistique-Mayunnaise In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-12-30 15:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday in Spanish, I'm assuming.

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DeityDiz93 [2016-11-24 02:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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DarkJar001 In reply to DeityDiz93 [2016-11-27 16:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Even with my near-inactivity in the community, you still had the time to go in my profile page and give me a small greeting. Even if it is only a simple action, I still give you my gratitude. Do ignore its lateness though...

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Mistique-Mayunnaise [2016-11-24 02:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Happy BDay.

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DarkJar001 In reply to Mistique-Mayunnaise [2016-11-27 16:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Wait, BDay... Bomb Day!?

IS SOMEONE GONNA NUKE ME OR SOMETHING!?

(Thanks though)

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Mistique-Mayunnaise In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-11-28 07:57:33 +0000 UTC]

YES AHAHAHA
JUST HOPE YOU'RE MADE OUT OF FUCKING STEEL AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL SURVIVE THE EXPLOSION

(Np~)

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LostRey [2016-11-23 10:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!!^^

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DarkJar001 In reply to LostRey [2016-11-27 16:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for the near-to-blank interaction these days. Also, thanks!

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DoraemonHearsMusics [2016-11-23 09:22:09 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday.

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DarkJar001 In reply to DoraemonHearsMusics [2016-11-27 16:50:29 +0000 UTC]

Yo, thanks for that!

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mastershake1988 [2016-08-14 10:33:48 +0000 UTC]

sup how is been how is your pc doin

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MoonLuna18 [2016-06-15 12:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Hi, how are you?

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DarkJar001 In reply to MoonLuna18 [2016-06-19 07:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Fine, I suppose...
How 'bout you? (Sry for long response)

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MoonLuna18 In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-06-19 19:32:55 +0000 UTC]

neutral

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Mayu-Walfaser [2016-06-07 01:25:14 +0000 UTC]

execute_file("dark001.jar");

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DarkJar001 In reply to Mayu-Walfaser [2016-06-09 00:10:12 +0000 UTC]

...Wat?

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Mayu-Walfaser In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-06-10 10:58:11 +0000 UTC]

A programming joke.

I'm executing a Java Archive File (JAR) named "Dark001".

In other words, YOU.

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DarkJar001 In reply to Mayu-Walfaser [2016-06-11 02:22:35 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW IT'S A PROGRAMMING JOKE!
What I mean is... WHY!?

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Thermyon-Vulcronus [2016-06-06 01:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, thank you for watching.

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DarkJar001 In reply to Thermyon-Vulcronus [2016-06-06 07:37:04 +0000 UTC]

This is late to say but thanks as well~

(This is probably the most normal watch exchange I've had for a while now...)

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Thermyon-Vulcronus In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-06-06 13:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Really?

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DarkJar001 In reply to Thermyon-Vulcronus [2016-06-08 23:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Most of them involve raining watches, spies, and a few head injuries.
There was that one time where me and another guy dead a stand-off, Damn bastard actually had a rolex...

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Thermyon-Vulcronus In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-06-08 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

Watches?

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DarkJar001 In reply to Thermyon-Vulcronus [2016-06-09 00:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Well, we used clocks before, but... By the "time" the war finished, we were already using watches.
Oh "times" do change. (Get it? Time? Clocks? *sigh* Probably shouldn't have explained that...)

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Thermyon-Vulcronus In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-06-09 00:12:46 +0000 UTC]

A clock pun, eh?

How 'bout something good?

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