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DiminutiveBust
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[2007-09-28 04:29:21 +0000 UTC]
"I wanna be the very best."
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 244; Deviations: 166; Watchers: 27
Watching: 35; Pageviews: 13825; Comments Made: 1973; Friends: 35
# Interests
Favorite movies: Shaun of the Dead, Fight ClubFavorite bands / musical artists: Anything that doesn't suck.
Favorite games: DB & Meeko Save the Internet
Favorite gaming platform: Computer
Tools of the Trade: Gasoline and matches.
Other Interests: Being Cool and Tough and Cool Tough
# Comments
Comments: 130
Duke and Duke's friends should stop monopolizing your comments page
Yeees, I'll.. sort them out
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Will you... take care of the Duke situation...? www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cake…
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I'm baaaaaaaack...
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Comments section? More like DUKE ZONE
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Hohoho good one
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HELLO.
I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT IT SEEMS YOU KNOW DUKE.
ALSO WE BOTH LIVE ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF ASSFUCK NOWHERE WHERE EVERYTHING IS TRYING TO KILL US.
Fuck you, I call hacks. How do you manage to survive here?! I've been here six months and I've already been bitten by a fucking redback, chased by a pissed off kangaroo, trolled by a fruit fly swarm and assaulted by a rotten pawpaw bursting with fist-sized cockroaches. ...WHILE IT WAS STILL ON THE TREE.
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I always bet on Duke. It's my own personal rule, and it has not failed me yet.
Crikey though, the way you survive is by never going into grass taller than your shins, checking all blind spots before putting any body parts anywhere near them, and just generally being scared of everything. Hold onto fear, as it will keep you safe.
You're just lucky you haven't run into any drop bears yet.
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Oh right, so it's like Pokemon! You don't go into the tall grass, else monsters will jump out and claw your face off. Got it.
Until now I've just been spraying everything with the Mortein flamethrower, which has been affectionately dubbed the "freedom thrower".
B) That's how we do in 'murrica. ...though I'm not American, either. Did spend quite a bit of time there, though!
Soon, Duke shall be here in the southern hemisphere, too.
...I wonder how he'll react to huntsman spiders? Welp, time to test the 'bet on Duke' rule!
(psst BottomlessPitStudios Duke, I'm talking about you behind your back! Ohhh noooo! :3c )
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Huntsman spiders?...
Oh yeah, that's right! DB does live in Australia, doesn't he? I forgot all about that.
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Oh, nothing to worry about. Just an incredibly common form of, you know,
TARANTULA.
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Oh - you mean the spiders that just cause itchy rashes. All size and no power to their venom. I'm more afraid of the smaller stealthier ones with more potent venom.
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Like the redback variant of the black widow that bit me the other day? :b
Yeah, those things are little bastards.
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I don't think Australia could handle Duke. That's a scary thought.
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Time to build a bomb shelter
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Always bet on Duke.
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BOOK ENDS. I'M POSTING THIS LAST BUT IT'LL SHOW UP FIRST.
COMMENT FLUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMENTS FLUSH. ALL YOU FUCKERS GET OFF MY FRONT PAGE.
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Bro you know where to contact me if you need my ass, which I'm sure you always do.
I am all the time on IRC.
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I don't know how to use that shit! I used it maybe only once about 10 years ago to talk to some artist on here that only uses it..
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It's pretty simple. I've got mine set up to just automatically join my chatroom when I log onto my computer.
You just need a client for it, and then it's as simple as putting in the name of the server (irc.esper.net), your nickname (Duke I guess) and then typing in /join and the name of the room (#Freya).
But SURE I GUESS I'LL GET ON MSN AND BE AN ENABLER.
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hey this is lazerbot but my account has been hacked i don't know if you knew that but add me on my new account please
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I'll comment because I love you and it's slightly sad to see you be your own top comment
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Duke is like the top billion comments here so I'm commenting so he won't be the very top one.
WILD AND WACKY
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You aren't going to believe what just happened. Xanda fooled a journalist of a major conspiracy theory website. It has over 18 million views. I can't believe how fucking gullible this stupid fuck is.
We have to put a stop to this and show this journalist the information we have on him. Xanda is becoming famous thanks to this retarded fuck.
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OMG stalking you
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Here I made you look badass
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Ah I see.. dude you so gotta check out the vids lol
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I ALREADY DID OH MY GOGD
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Hey dude, spread the word. Me and Lewin's first animated episode of our webcomic is out: [link] Might even throw Xanda in eventually.
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No probalo. You're like the only person on dA at all who's done anything related to that (not so) creepypasta.
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Yes, I wish more people did fanart of Killswitch, and creepypasta in general. They have potential for some awesome art.
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No problem, bro. That was a damn awesome picture.
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