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[2011-04-11 22:16:07 +0000 UTC]
"Makin' bacon"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 171; Deviations: 26; Watchers: 25
Watching: 74; Pageviews: 11211; Comments Made: 2898; Friends: 74
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Ebbe, KataFavorite TV shows: Deadliest Warrior
Favorite bands / musical artists: Korpiklaani, Rammstein, Fear Factory, Metallica, others.
Favorite writers: Bradly Rollenshire
Other Interests: Keyboard, gaming, old sitcoms.
# About me
I love my Family. We are Uguu, both literally and figuratively.- Me, Seahorse Dad/Grandpa/Uncle/Husband
- My first son, Toni, who is a Jellyfish and very manly.
- Toni's son/husband, Taargus. I am proud to be his handsome grandpa. He is a sea-turtle Nope. He grew up into a handsome scallop.
- My second son, Ebbles, a shark and my husband.
- Kata, my newest son. An octopus.
- Meguu, the palm Tree we keep in the living room. And we're married, too. I guess.
- Sharks, my homeless Mexican stalker illegitimate Sharkson
# Comments
Comments: 397
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I'm still in you dA family..? ;u;
you haven't forgotten about our love
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but of course not I JUST WISH YOU HJAD A TUMBLR OR SOMETHING SO WE COULD STAY IN CONTACT
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I DO HAVE ONE BUT IT'S FULL OF GAY.
AND I BARELY USE IT.
AND IT SUCKS
DONKEY
BALLS.
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WELL I BARELY USE DA BECAUSE TUMBLR IS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
and its full of gay porn btw
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Hey you. I noted you. Hope you see it soon.
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Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hi.
Hihihellohihellohellohihellohi.
A___A
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CAN I BE IN YOUR FAMILY
PLEASE
I'LL BE.. UH..
THE CREEPY HOMELESS MEXICAN WHO STALKS YOU ON SUNDAY NIGHTS
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I AM AFRAID I ALREADY HAVE A SHARKSON. YOU CAN BE MY ILLEGITIMATE SHARKSON.
WHICH IS ODD SINCE I REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY BY MEANS OF MAGICAL SEAHORSE POUCH.
But sure, you are now my homeless Mexican stalker Sharkson.
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Just remember the Uguu name still means something in today's world so you are expected to be a super homo and extra kawaii CAN YOU HANDLE IT??????
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I am already a super homo! I'll need to work on the extra kawaiiness though, but I think I can handle it! C:<
WOOO
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Excellent. welcome to the Uguu family.
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My friend sammy actually asked me about you the other day... lol cuz i told her you might go to naka like... either a year or 2 ago DX i dun member... she was like :what happend to him?" and I said nothing, we still talk -3- and she was like how come he never went to naka or is he going this yearrrrr? and I was like no sammy he's broke D:< and she was like so I'm broke to and I'm going... I was just like... It's not the same sammy, he lives far away, you can't be broke and get stranded somewhere.... you'd be fucked.
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Yiss I would. But once I have a job I'mma try to go. I also might be going to Acen this year, that's not far from you is it? ider
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oh wait it's in chicago that isn't close to you is it
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I put my penis in butts, that's how c:
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PFFFFFFFt that's not what i meantttttttt DX lol and you knows it... lololol...
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Hohohoho, well what did you want me to say?
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Haha, well, how are you dear?
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fine, I could use a shag though D':
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Always willing to help hohohohooho
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PIGGY BACK RIDE TIME.
//jumps on your back
Take me to the Moon.
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//vomits fire all the way to the moon
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YEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy...
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now get off my back hurts :I
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No. I am comfy. >:I
... Wait.
ARE YOU INSINUATING.
THAT MY ASS IS TOO FAT, RIGHT?
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I THINK IF I LET ANYONE RIDE ME THROUGH SPACE MY BACK WOULD HURT. YOUR BOOTY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
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Well, that makes sense...
But I want to stay here anyway. Because I am an assholish son.
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well ok. As long as i still get to tap dat booty
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... That was quite a creepy rapist laughter. ;n;
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*u* //molests your booty on the moon
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