KaidokJ [2019-11-04 08:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride. 

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KaidokJ [2019-11-01 23:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog.   

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zagiir [2019-10-10 23:13:55 +0000 UTC]

So sorry this is late! But thank you so much for your watch, I really appreciate your support!
I hope life is treating you well, and I wish you nothing but the best <3
Have a fantastic week, and God bless!   

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Dejikoi [2019-09-15 07:14:29 +0000 UTC]

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jennylizmanga [2019-09-03 18:43:37 +0000 UTC]

if you like my art, feel free to watch me 

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HannaH-Eloise [2019-08-29 07:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Hello Sofiya; thank you very much for the fav !

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Flowfell [2019-08-23 22:18:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the favourite! <3

Consider watching me if you like my art

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You can also find me on twitter and tumblr where I post daily there too C:

twitter.com/Flowfell2

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Foxhatart [2019-08-20 19:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fave    

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Moonyzier [2019-04-02 20:37:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the support, I'm glad you liked our crafts!  ! 

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Kyouguro [2019-03-30 01:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Arigatou for the fave my friend!

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nevebianca [2019-03-22 16:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! ^^

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CathrineDraws [2019-03-22 11:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday you caterpillar !!

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Kyouguro [2019-02-07 02:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap I just uploaded and you faved it lol! Thanks so much for the fave!!

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HannaH-Eloise [2019-02-01 11:26:48 +0000 UTC]

hello Sofiya !! Thank you very much for the watch,  favorite and Llama!!!    

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InfernoWizard [2019-02-01 09:22:59 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the llama and watch !!

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TheTRUEgge [2019-02-01 02:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! I’m glad that you like my art ^^

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jwilli3642 [2019-01-31 12:16:54 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave.

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Nicakuma [2018-12-31 08:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the faves

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yuukiartda [2018-12-20 22:25:29 +0000 UTC]

hello, pleasure to meet you  
i just came by to send gratitude for faving :
 
it means alot for me! if you are interested,
please take a look at my gallery for more or even
+watch me for future updates <3
and dont worry i wont bother you again and again for faving my work.
i try to keep it one time only.
thanks again and have a sparkling day!

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Yllande [2018-08-08 07:29:43 +0000 UTC]

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Kiykou [2018-03-22 14:12:55 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!! <3

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Azur750 [2018-03-22 08:11:00 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday ^^

   

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prixii [2018-02-19 08:50:23 +0000 UTC]

aAAAAAAAA HAVE A WATCH FROM ME-

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SuperSiri [2018-02-13 08:24:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!!

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