PhysicRodrigo [2010-12-24 22:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Que en esta Navidad te la pases de maravilla con tu familia, seres queridos y amigos. Que la paz reine en tu hogar y la alegría te acompañe todo el 2011.

Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo 2011

Un abrazo de Tu amigo Rodrigo, de Monterrey, Nuevo Leon.

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PhysicRodrigo [2009-06-21 05:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Hello! I haven't visited you in a while... How about a weekend joke?

"After a troublesome expedition into the chinese jungle, one of the men of the mission gets lost. Three weeks have passed and his only food has been some wild fruits and plants that he finds. Now, he is weak, tired and he has been sleeping inside caves or under trees.

One afternoon, he finds an old house between the trees, almost entirely covered by a huge vine. It's the only building in the area and the smoke that is coming out from the chimney indicates that the owner of the house is at home.

Without hesitation, he comes close to the house and knocks on the door. A very old chinese man, with a beard that almost touches the floor, comes out and greets him. Then, this old man asks the traveler: "What do you want?"

The traveler responded: "I have been lost for almost three weeks. I haven't been able to sleep or eat since then. I would thank you, eternally, if you could give me some food and a bed, only for tonight."

The chinese elder thinks for a moment and then says: "I will offer you food and I will let you sleep in my house, but with a condition: DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDAUGHTER"

The traveler was terribly exhausted and hungry, and accepted: "I promise that I won't cause any trouble to you. Tomorrow by the early morning I will leave"

"Very well, but if I ever discover that you didn't keep your promise I will apply you the three worst Chinese tortures that the world has ever seen!"

"Don't worry, you have my word of honor" said the man as he entered the house. Besides, he was wondering what kind of woman could live with such a cranky old man in the middle of the jungle?

That night, after taking a bath, the traveler went downstairs for dinner. It was there when he saw her. The grandaughter of the chinese old man was an incredibly beautiful young woman, gorgeous just like a pearl. He couldn't remove his gaze from her, neither she could from him.

After dinner and when everybody was in their respective bedrooms, the traveler came out from his bedroom and went towards the one of the grandaughter. He spent almost all the night with her, trying to remain as silent as he could. After finishing, he returned to his room, thinking: "man, after this heavenly experience, I'm willing to endure ANY chinese torture"

The next morning, he felt a terrible weight resting on his chest, and he woke up. When he opened his eyes, he discovered a huge rock on top of him. On one of the sides of the rock, an inscription could be read: "Chinese Torture 1: A 70 kilogram rock on your chest"

"What a silly and innocent torture!" he thought as he removed the rock and threw it over the open window.
Just before the rock abandoned his fingers, he could see another inscription: "Chinese Torture 2: The rock is tied to your left testicle"

The rock was already falling and the rope was starting to stretch... Desperate, the man decided to jump after the rock as he thought: "From this height, I will certainly break one of my legs, but I won't lose my nut"

He jumped and he was already in the air and falling, well past the window when he turned around to see that in the wall was a third inscription: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle, tied to one of the legs of the bed"

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Krinya [2009-03-02 01:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Привет! Забавные рисунки у тебя

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Demona1 [2008-04-24 21:22:20 +0000 UTC]

Привет! Спасибо за Слух, а у тебя клевая галерея!

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Tenshichan1013 [2008-03-20 02:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Domo for the

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AngelRachelle [2008-03-18 04:54:52 +0000 UTC]

wow thanks 4 the fav ^^ congrats about the 6000+ page views!

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Ever Heard of Anger Management?

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Lychee-Soda [2008-02-14 04:27:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the

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Owenicus [2008-02-13 11:43:29 +0000 UTC]

You're up to 6,000 now mate Time for a new journal entry
Congrats

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mkdd00 [2008-01-15 23:54:54 +0000 UTC]

What's up?

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Tenshichan1013 [2008-01-15 23:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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mydeadsoul666 [2008-01-11 08:55:48 +0000 UTC]

thanks a lot for the

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Dark-Singer [2008-01-06 00:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Da--Master [2007-12-26 10:12:55 +0000 UTC]

Just in caese you're interested, and I think you will be, I've got more KP-related art up.

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Dark-Singer [2007-12-07 23:24:42 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!

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Jukkart [2007-12-07 16:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the +watch! You've got an amazing gallery!

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Da--Master [2007-12-05 17:50:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Thanks for Da Fav!

Stay tunned, because more KP-related art is innevitable!

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raevenilonka [2007-12-04 12:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the fav!
You have an absolutely stunning gallery!
watching you to!

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Jukkart [2007-12-02 15:44:11 +0000 UTC]

You've got a great gallery!

I love Shego! She rocks!!!

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KittyMiryoku [2007-12-01 07:19:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching me!

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NormanSanzo [2007-11-25 18:37:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the on "Hot Ice-Cream"

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Razias [2007-11-25 17:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav!

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LordHades666 [2007-11-21 16:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the on [link]

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LordHades666 [2007-11-16 22:33:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. You're art is very good. Alot of people say my KP art looks like screencaps so I have been changeing a few things in each pic so they don't look so much like screencaps.

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Edgar666 [2007-11-12 05:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fave!

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LordHades666 [2007-11-05 03:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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ShekiGo [2007-11-02 18:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the friend
and I love your Shego art!
great job

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eAero [2007-10-28 19:53:56 +0000 UTC]

blagodaryu za visit

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LordHades666 [2007-10-27 13:28:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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DarkDP [2007-10-25 06:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the nice shego art!

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LordHades666 [2007-10-23 16:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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DaCommissioner [2007-10-16 16:01:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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NormanSanzo [2007-10-15 08:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the I hope you like my

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WardogSquadron [2007-10-11 02:52:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav.

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creepythinman [2007-10-10 22:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fav. Sorry, had to make a few changes to the face because it didn't look right so thats why I deleted it. Hopefully I won't have to do it again

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Tooraa [2007-09-26 19:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch! ^^

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NormanSanzo [2007-09-18 16:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the on "Shego"

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black-shaddow-walker [2007-09-18 13:42:23 +0000 UTC]

thankz for the add!

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black-shaddow-walker [2007-09-17 22:49:18 +0000 UTC]

you got some cool stuff here!

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