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ElderJonathan ♂️ [28696565] [2013-10-18 22:38:05 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 28; Deviations: 30; Watchers: 0

Watching: 8; Pageviews: 1507; Comments Made: 24; Friends: 8

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Frazetta
Favorite movies: A Night In Casablanca
Favorite TV shows: American Horror Story (Not Season 2)
Favorite bands / musical artists: Bruce Dickinson
Favorite books: Lost Horizon
Favorite writers: E.R. Burroughs
Favorite games: The Saboteur (360)
Favorite gaming platform: 360
Tools of the Trade: 1990's era tungsten based alloy endoskeleton
Other Interests: Catching a ride back to Orion's Belt

# About me

Miles below Tucson, Arizona, my secret underground lair allows me to dictate fruitless demands and issue unheeded mandates without fear of responsibility. I lost the only key 200 years ago and was lucky to get some at-home work remote managing and maintaining some portion of Undertow, an ultra-secret Umbrella Corporation localized frequency modulation project, sponsored by Hebrew National - "Delicious Kosher Hot Dogs, Lunch Meat & More" and Stubb's Moppin' Sauce - "Share The Love And Happiness"