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EmoInDaCity ♂️ [983450] [2004-07-18 19:51:13 +0000 UTC] "Matthew Wayne" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 20; Deviations: 79; Watchers: 19

Watching: 15; Pageviews: 6632; Comments Made: 1148; Friends: 15

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Rene Magritte, Salvatore Dali, Ansel Adams
Favorite movies: Aladdin, Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Kill Bill vols. 1 and 2, A Touch of Pink, Donnie Darko
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Fray, Madonna, The Postal Service, Death Cab, Fiona Apple, HelloGoodbye, The Hush Sound
Favorite books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Don Quixote, Pride and Prejudice, Gargantua and Pantagruel, 11/22/63, Bossypants, Harry Potter 1-7, The Catcher in the Rye,
Favorite writers: David Sedaris, Hollis Gillespie, Poppy Z. Brite
Favorite games: Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and Apples to Apples.
Tools of the Trade: My trusty pencil box and the occasional watercolour set.
Other Interests: Photog. Drawing. Writing. Food. Pampering my furbabies. Creating culinary masterworks.

# About me

Current Residence: Overland Park/ Baldwin City, KS
Favourite genre of music: Electronica, Popular Rock, Jazz, Classical, Musicals
Favourite photographer: Jon Mathias, Ansel Adams, Amin Roozitalab, Nikki Lynn
Favourite style of art: I like drawing but photography is what I try hardest at
Operating System: The computer has a mind of it's own.
MP3 player of choice: Jeffrey, my Ipod.
Favourite cartoon character: Spike Spiegel
Personal Quote: This has Potential.

# Comments

Comments: 109

Sessyda [2008-09-13 02:08:51 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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giffdud [2007-11-17 05:25:33 +0000 UTC]

im retarded. hi matt!

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giffdud [2007-03-11 17:04:46 +0000 UTC]

well hmm who are you if i know you?

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CrashandBurnPhoto [2007-02-19 16:49:55 +0000 UTC]

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giffdud [2007-02-19 06:15:43 +0000 UTC]

hey i finally got around to seeing you commented on my poem. do i know you? either way, thank you.

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grenkappa [2007-01-21 01:23:40 +0000 UTC]

hola wats up? iv added something iv actually finished for once check it out

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Sessyda [2006-08-10 22:39:19 +0000 UTC]

I... I love you Math You Way Knee.

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kingwells-89 [2006-07-05 21:20:57 +0000 UTC]

how is my friend the emo in da city? lol

not heard anything from you in way of new deviations in a while...

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Bluberry-Yum [2006-05-04 12:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Hey you! It's been forever and a day since I've been on here and I thought I'd stop by and leave you some Mitchie-lovin'. You're so hott! MUAH!
Holla!

-Mr. Mitchie

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Hekaology [2006-04-21 03:14:13 +0000 UTC]

I tag you. Ahahahahaha. Cruelty... *happy sigh*

[link] Here be the rules. Beware, it's the post wherein I was tagged.

I'm just too lazy to remember the rules. So I attack people with links.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-04-27 15:52:22 +0000 UTC]

ugh. i don't feel like playing thsi game, but i'll tell you my six levels of neurosis.
1) When i'm at work, I can't walk out the door without poking the 100 pound sack of Vermiculite.
2) I wash my hands obsessively
3) If i wash my hair before I wash my face, I have to start all over and do it the opposite way.
4) I pull at my shirts because i feel like they're too short even when they're quite long.
5) I gag myself while brushing my teeth, just to make sure I get my tongue clean.
6) Everynight before going to sleep, i conduct the star spangled banner.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-06 03:57:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't mind. DOWN WITH THE TAG!!!

Star spangled banner?

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-06 23:14:51 +0000 UTC]

yup. it's an obsession.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-07 01:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Woot.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-09 14:31:02 +0000 UTC]

you should see me now. Every morning i sniff the belt that i'm holding hostage from this really cute boy i'm seeing, because it smells like him (which is orgasmically good)

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kingwells-89 In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-27 20:29:51 +0000 UTC]

ha reminds me of mt ex's t-shirt... kept it on my pillow

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EmoInDaCity In reply to kingwells-89 [2006-05-31 13:09:36 +0000 UTC]

i tried sleeping with the belt...but it didn't work so well. and plus, i didn't want to stink it up with my nasty ass sheets.

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kingwells-89 In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-31 18:05:01 +0000 UTC]

ahh, nvr mind, still it's really sweet, good luck with the relationship.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to kingwells-89 [2006-06-01 14:28:17 +0000 UTC]

it's hardly a relationship if you ask me. but thanks anyway.

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kingwells-89 In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-01 14:51:57 +0000 UTC]

lol, nvr mind, it's better than my situation, single, and bored, good luck with everything tho m8.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to kingwells-89 [2006-06-02 21:31:57 +0000 UTC]

i'm definitely hornier than I've ever been in my life...and he's too busy hanging out with everyone else on earth to have sex with me, so it definitely sucks.

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kingwells-89 In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-02 22:29:13 +0000 UTC]

well, at the risk of being sligtyl nasty to Mr Lover, if he's not making you happy (need i say more?) although i know how ya feel, *tear* lol. no seriously, talk to him about it. mite work, if not, im allways here lol.

you should perhaps find someone else that can give you all you want. it's weird, im hornier than ever aswell, my let down is im single, and don't want to be a man whore and sleep around.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to kingwells-89 [2006-06-05 15:11:22 +0000 UTC]

I would talk to him if everytime i got him on the phone he didn't make me melt with his exuberance to talk to me (whether it be fake or genuine) So yeah, i'm pretty much lovestruck.

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kingwells-89 In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-05 17:40:42 +0000 UTC]

ahhh bless, how cute is that. well good luck with your love life then, may it be full of A grade man meat

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EmoInDaCity In reply to kingwells-89 [2006-06-05 18:24:21 +0000 UTC]

thanks.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-21 05:37:04 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahaha! You're so evil.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-21 13:41:19 +0000 UTC]

i was forced to return it to his hands. I'm sad now.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-21 22:50:16 +0000 UTC]

I weep for you.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-23 14:33:40 +0000 UTC]

i weep for myself...really i do, because he's kinda blown me off now and it definitely feels as if my heart has been cut out of my chest.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-24 04:47:13 +0000 UTC]

That's monstrous.

I buy you a new one.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-24 12:15:05 +0000 UTC]

i dug my grave. i must lay in it.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-25 03:04:15 +0000 UTC]

Just languish there for a bit.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-25 23:39:31 +0000 UTC]

at least he invited to me to his graduation party. too bad I can't go.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-05-26 02:47:36 +0000 UTC]

Why not?

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-05-27 02:54:06 +0000 UTC]

i was suckered into staying the night with my neighbor's kids while they're out of town for the weekend, even though these kids are 14 and 12. You should've heard the disappointment in his voice when i told him. (psh, total sarcasm)

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-04 04:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least the kids aren't so young that you have to obsessively monitor them. I guess it's not much of a silver lining, but it's nice to have one, in your case, at least.

Just be glad you don't have a mental illness, or an existential crisis or something. Well, it might help distract you, but you'd be distracted by anguish and whatnot. So not really silvery. Sort of cheap brass.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-06-05 15:04:56 +0000 UTC]

it wasn't as bad as i thought. I was out late both nights and so the kids were in bed before i even got over to their house.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-08 04:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Wait... you stayed out late, so they fell asleep?

But what were you doing out late, in any case...

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-06-08 15:02:56 +0000 UTC]

the first night i was waiting for my mom to get home with the girl, and the second night i was at a graduation party, where i almost made out with my friend marilyn.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-08 21:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Almost?

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-06-08 23:23:08 +0000 UTC]

she's so pretty and something about her makes me long for the straighter path in life.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-09 04:16:56 +0000 UTC]

I always speculated that all people are bisexual. Like dolphins. It's the whole sex-for-pleasure-not-just-babies thing.

But who knows.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-06-11 01:42:56 +0000 UTC]

yeah, but i'm a firm believer in the fact that bisexuality is a facade and a sham.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-06-12 03:07:10 +0000 UTC]

It's a suspicion. It might have been a theory if I ever bothered to attempt to do research or whatever.

A sham? What makes you say that?

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-06-12 13:59:54 +0000 UTC]

because all of the "bisexual" individuals I've met in the past few years have been either too afraid to admit they're completely gay, or they just want attention/to look cool for their friends.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-07-02 03:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I don't doubt that there are individuals like that, but there are real bisexuals. I just think that society, for various reasons, demands that someone be one or the other, and your real bisexuals end up claiming to be one or the other and only that, leaving the fringe lunatics out in the open, where most lunatics tend to end up, unfortunately.

What I'm trying to say is that what makes it cool and edgy for those you speak of, partially comes from a demand by many of both straights and gays to be one or the other, as though your orientation decides who you are. Our culture has, for the most part, assumed a strictly binary system, and I just don't think it's right.

And again, I could be totally wrong. I'm not the most exposed person in existence, but I do think I have a point, somewhere, buried in the rhetoric.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-07-05 23:55:14 +0000 UTC]

i'm done arguing my side. you can win this time.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-07-06 03:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Yay.

Sorry... I tend to over argue. I'm told I should be a lawyer.

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EmoInDaCity In reply to Hekaology [2006-07-06 23:17:55 +0000 UTC]

probably. you're well versed enough for it.

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Hekaology In reply to EmoInDaCity [2006-07-14 13:04:01 +0000 UTC]

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