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[2012-11-04 10:24:06 +0000 UTC]
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Favourites: 2193; Deviations: 270; Watchers: 24
Watching: 153; Pageviews: 5514; Comments Made: 526; Friends: 153
# Comments
Comments: 74
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Thanks for all your kind support and your favs...
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thank you for the support, I'm glad you liked our art!
As a gratitude you can use the coupon XMAS20 to get a 20% off from our Etsy store!
( it will expire after November 30 )
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Thank you so much for the Llama! Please feel yourself invited to take a look at my gallery anytime! Consider checking out my commission info and watching me, so you can get a FREE ticket to my Art Raffle that will be coming this October, and join my Halloween Event for my Watchers here: fav.me/dcng5bn
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Thank you for the 
I like your gallery especially the architecture photos and your clay figures...
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Thank you so much for fav my work "Blackberries time "!
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Thank you so much for fav my works "Icy standstill ", "Soar ", "What is it doing there " and more
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Thanks very much for the Llama!))
I'm very glad that some people give me this badge!)
You inspire me to create even more art)
If you are interested in my art -
join, and then you will inspire and you will see my new art before all))
Thanks again very much and have a nice a day)
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Many thanks for the faves 
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Thanks so much for faving -
that means so much for me!
Ingeline-art cologne )) '
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