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Everux
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[2011-04-28 18:27:57 +0000 UTC]
"MOVING EVERYTHING TO MINDFYCK"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 76; Deviations: 11; Watchers: 12
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 3051; Comments Made: 301; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: My art teacher is a pretty amazing artist... ;u;Favorite movies: The Human Centipede, Transformers, The Matrix, SAW, Totoro
Favorite bands / musical artists: Modest Mouse, Skrillex, DeadMau5, Mr. Oizo, Lady Gaga, Bring Me The Horizon.
Favorite writers: I AM TOO COOL FOR READI- Katie Piper's book was pretty fly.
Favorite games: Pokemon Black- SAW II- Silent Hill- Resident Evil- COC:DCOTE
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360/ Nintendo DS/ PlayStation 2
Tools of the Trade: Microsoft Paint/ Easy Paint Tool SAI/Iaza.com/Optic mouse.
Other Interests: Skin conditions, vomit, art, piercings, animals, sickness, taxidermy.
# About me
The start key is my birth,
the letter and number keys are my speech,
the enter key is for you and me,
the shift key is to move between real life and fantasy,
the delete is for my friends,
the home is for the end of a journey,
the symbols are for my cursing,
the arrows are my directions I choose,
the caps lock is my anger,
the backspace is for my regret,
I've lost my control, ALT is for my decisions,
FWD is what I lack,
Undo doesn't exist;
redo is a bitch.
Prt Scn is for the memories,
my pause key doesn't work,
F lock is fucking for when I can fucking use the word fucking in any fucking part of this fucking sentence and it'll still fucking make fucking sense,
the End key is for my death.
Hi. My name isBertinski; but I'd muchly prefer that you call me Bert/Brett/Brettina. I'm fifteen and I live inside of the United Kingdom, Scotland. I born in Canada, and raised in Wales. I currently consider myself to be bi/bi-cur/smth like that.
I like drawing odd things and watching movies, and listening to music as most teenagers do. I have a wide range of favourites within movies and music; but as of current my favourite band is Modest Mouse, and my favourite movie is the Resident Evil series.
I'm pretty talkative, andI love people who are very emoticon-y. I'm really shy when people start talking to me but I open up over time and become a fun person.
Mice/Rats/Hedgehogs are my favourite animals;
Green/Orange is my favourite colour;
I like mixed music genres;
Big, bulky, fancy cameras are cool;
I like to reuse old work to make new work sometimes;
I'm always open to questions.
Current Residence: Scotlanddddd <:
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium - Large.
Favourite genre of music: Variousssss
Favourite photographer: N/A, I don't look into photographers very much tbh.
Favourite style of art: Any; But I ADORE digital that looks trad, and vice versa.
Operating System: Windows Vista.
MP3 player of choice: Sony Walkman NWZ-E453
Shell of choice: I like ones with pretty patterns derp derp.
Wallpaper of choice: ANYTHIIING
Skin of choice: racist. :c
Favourite cartoon character: Mordecai - Regular Show. <:
Personal Quote: You're a willy.
# Comments
Comments: 138
Lol. Your comment got hidden!! (that butthurt journal 
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thankies for the watch hun~<3 hope you enjoy
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Thanks so much for the favourite! Interesting art too
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ohhh.
Nope. c:
I just heard this song last night, and I was like.
K, this is going in my sig. D':
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Yeah, hi, 'Silly Bitch who doesn't know what a joke is' here. Wth are you talking about. Why the hell am I in YOUR sig. And joke? wtf?
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You're in my sig, because you can be.
Protip: Joke link
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And what was the joke that I couldn't take?
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See, you wont tell me because you know I haven't done anything wrong. :/ I win.
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You're thick. You're way of thinking that you have won the 'argument' is flawed. Nothing was said about you in the first place, the link is a joke.
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; OMEGA SIGH. ; I know. I get that. It's already been explained. Can you stop now? It's getting on my nerves and I don't want to blow up. -_-
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Omega sigh? WTF, it's like something from a retarded anime show.
Well, you should have used you're sense in the first place and you wouldn't have got in this mess.
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XD What a small response. XD
Run out of stuff to say? I'm surprised you know what GTFO means.
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Lol, I don't even know you.
So how could I put your link in my sig?
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FIJHVNDFJSBGR. What is the joke?!
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How about you think really really hard :V
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Impossible for me. 
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XD This is laughable.
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....................
This all explains how I'm stupider than ANYONE..
This reminds me when I asked if maryland was in america. -.-"
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-Nods, like Rigby.-
Hmhm.
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You win nothing, dear
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I DON'T GET IT! D< I'm thirteen! How am I supposed to get it?!
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Oh I think it is. Would a five year old get it? No. >> Besides, can we like stop talking about this? It's getting annoyin'.. =///= And imbarrasing..
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Well a 5 year old wouldn't be on DA. Stop taking shit out of context. 
You've said that twice now, you've made you're self look like a fool already.
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You are SO annoying. Like, just leave me alone! You're messing with a thirteen year old here. Why wont you like.. go away? -______________-;
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By using a bit logic? Okay, I'll explain it to you. The link is me.deviantart.com which is a link that takes the one clicking it to their own page. Simple.
It is easy to figure out by asking few questions from yourself: 1. Do I know this deviant? 2. Does he know me?, if both answers are no, then final question is 3. Why is my profile linked to this deviant's sig? The answer is clear: there is no reason for it, so there must be a "trick" of some sort.
And then most people hover over the link and see that it's a prank link, not directed at them.
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....
You're smarter than me..
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