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Evil-King-Stan
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[2009-07-22 21:34:43 +0000 UTC]
"Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 63; Deviations: 12; Watchers: 34
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 11826; Comments Made: 1191; Friends: 16
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Not that little brat with the hornsTools of the Trade: Shadow powers of doom and evil
Other Interests: Taking over the world, stealing people's doormats
# About me
Part of thePart of Gamers www.unowen.net/tegaki/sortbygrβ¦
Buddy Cop Movie and The Gentleman League of Similarities!
Current Residence: My Slave's Shadow..It was a horrible pink bottle before
Skin of choice: My skin is perfect! ..It will be once I regain my powers
Personal Quote: "Slave! ..Tell me how great I am."
# Comments
Comments: 482
* a smoll shadow look like stan get next to him * * look at him * ?
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Ari stood before the Evil King, wearing not his usual attire, but something completely different. He sat on the couch, wearing a dress.
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..... Slave, is this some sort of tribal initiation? Or a dare?
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"....Dare." He looked a bit off put, but otherwise remained at his usual neutrality. The dress was oddly complimentary to the boy's frame.
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What are you staring at, kid? You've never seen an evil king before?
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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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Impudent child! Go wet yourself by reading 'Cupcakes' or some other drivel that passes off as entertainment these days! You are clearly wasting my time.
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Already read it! It was scarier than you. >>
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Don't make me laugh! Now SCRAM, kid.
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Whyyyyyy? o3o I just got here. Don't you wanna sit and talk about my little ponies with me?
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Scram! I am not interested in nags, bovine, poultry, or any other tiny farm creature!
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What about big farm creatures? Like sheep! Baaa.
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Unless they are ghosts enlisting in my army, I am not interested.
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And if they were ghost sheep ready to enlist, what then? OwO?
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Then they can go stand over by the Apocalypse Goats and the Lone Wolves.
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But wouldn't the Lone Wolves eat the Ghost Sheep?
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Only of a ghost wants to eat a ghost! Get with the program! All of the "animals" in my legion are ghosts! I would assume they just take these forms based on the foggy memory of the creature they pick...
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Well there you have it, they're all ghosts, and only ghosts want to eat ghosts. So logically, if the wolves get hungry (or the memory of hunger if you want to be picky), they'll go for something weaker, like the sheep, because that's what they remember hunting are weaker animals. oxo;
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Unless the sheep kick their butt. For example, for some reason it seems the cows are stronger than the rhinos. You expect things like this to make SENSE?
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Very true, it seems like very little in your army or world makes any sense. Still, it seems to work, so you must be doing something right. owo~
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Of course! All you have to do if follow the rules of the world and it's EASY! ....actually... I think my slave broke those. But nothing really seems to have changed. Hrm.
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...so as long as you're either careful or unnoticeable about it...you can break the rules of the world? >>?
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No, that's not it. Basically there is more to my slave than just being an unnoticed doormat. You have to...and you gotta... Rrr.. Now I forgot what I was saying. Whatever! It's of no importance.
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It's okay. I think I have a good idea of what's going on. >w>~ Thank you.
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Well, at least one of us does. And as I said before, I got things to do!
*sinks into shadows with no goodbye*
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*leaves, eyes shifting and plots abounds*
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Just kicking back and relaxing in a very sinister manner.
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Kaz: I see, did you have good time in christmas and the new years?
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Kaz: I heurd that you talk with Julia.
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Yeah, I talk with a lot of people. What about it?
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Kaz: Well i passing by and saw her and she hmm how can i saying that.
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....she was doing what?
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Kaz: she thould that i was a man.
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I can see how that could be a common mistake.
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Kaz: That will be the first time at all.
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Julia stared at Stan, still wondering if such an existence could exist. She glared at him, hoping that he felt the full extent of her hatred and disgust for him...if he had a gender.
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Stan is too busy looking off in the distance, forming an evil plan. He seems oblivious to the hate oozing off the girl close to him. He sways in his shadow form, then blinks, turning and noticing Julia. "Oh! I didn't notice you skulking down there. What do you want? If you've come to nag at me for making Annie more popular than you, you can just stuff it."
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"What?" Julia yelled, putting her hands on her hips. "So that's why Annie has been doing better recently" she thought bitterly while staring at Stan. "I didn't know you could do that," she commented.
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"Er." He twists, debating on between telling the girl it was an accident or... "Of course I can! Her pink shadow I bestowed upon her has made her the most popular girl in town! All thanks to moi."
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Then where can I get one?
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Stan gets a sly look."Only if you win my favor."
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.....What do you want?
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