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FemDroog
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[2011-10-31 08:01:09 +0000 UTC]
"That is out of style."
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# Statistics
Favourites: 39; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 56
Watching: 52; Pageviews: 3026; Comments Made: 1195; Friends: 52
# About me
Your name is Diamonds Droog.You are female and a human. You have always been this way and don't believe you are ever going to change that.
You are a member of the notorious gang The Midnight Crew.
You seem to serve as the planner of the group.
You may seem cool on the outside, but on the inside you have an extreme temperament going.
It takes much concentration to not bash in the head of everyone around you with your
Ultra Violent Cuestick.
You tend to over think things and get flustered over that.
You also suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder, feeling the need to keep you suit in perfect condition at all times, no matter what, when or where.
You have a few hobbies:
One of them being Pool, you are very good at it,
Another being practicing on your saxophone; which you can play flawlessly.
Gambling being in there whenever you feel you have the time.
Finally, you do cut hair, not much, it's just a hobbie; and a way to keep Spades from having no fashion sense.
Speaking of fashion sense, you have one. You always know whats in style and whats not.
Your typing style is absolutely flawless, with perfect punctuation and capitalization; you also never use conjunctions like "I'd" or "Its" because you feel it is a train wreck to grammar...
What will you do?
# Comments
Comments: 726
((Oh gurl!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
*sassy hand motion*))
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> You were walking to your usual reading spot when you see someone else there. You can't help but think, "Someone stole my spot..." Your reading spot is where you read so you can't just find another spot. But telling her to move would be rude...
> Ack bluh, she spotted you.
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>You were simply standing in a simple spot, smoking a cigarette and reading a certain piece of reading material involving gray men. By chance you looked up and saw a young boy just standing there. Why were all these kids approaching you as of late? It's not like you look like that friendly of a person. You just stare at him for awhile and take a puff of your cigarette and put your magazine away.
What...?
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> Panicking. Panicking. Panicking...now you got a lady mad at you.
I-I...
> You choke up.
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>You just stare at him coldly. What was he getting so worked up about?
...?
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> You sort of shrink at her stare. Scary lady. Very scary lady.
I-I...N-NothIng!
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>You roll your eyes and go back to smoking.
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> You sort of fiddle with your book and decide to just read in the spot next to your usual one. It's not going to be so bad...is it?
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>You watch as the boy fiddles with his book. You pieced what he wanted together, but if he wasn't going to ask, you wouldn't even consider complying.
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> The scary lady is watching you. The scary lady is watching. THE SCARY LADY IS WATCHING YOU.
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>AAAANND you continue to STTARREE
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> SHE'S STARING AT YOOOOOU. You nervously turn the page of your book, War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
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>You continue to watch the nervous boy as he turns the page to his book. Mostly to see what his reaction is. He seems to be slowly breaking at your gaze...
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> Focus on the book. Focus on the book. FOCUS. FOCUUUUUUUUUS!!!
((Man, she's got some real staring skills))
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((Takes a lot of practice.))
>You blink a couple to times and keep watching, your pretty patient, so you could keep this up for awhile.
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> SHE BLINKED!!! SHE BLINKED!!! HUZZAH~! You flip the page again, slightly more relaxed now that you know she can blink.
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>You cock an eyebrow as he looks more relaxed all of a sudden. Was it just because you blinked? Strange child...
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> You're at a bit more ease. She can blink so you know she isn't that scary. People who don't blink freak you out.
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>Yeah, this is a complete waste of time. You rolls your eyes at yourself for being so silly. Changing plans, you sit down and pull out your favorite little magazine disguised in newspapers; and begin to "read" it.
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> You are reading your book and something tells you that you don't want to find out what the scary lady is reading.
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(Darn right you dont kid XD)
>You stop really paying attention to the small child. This was FAR more important.
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((He probably thinks its a horror story...Scary ladies read scary stories, that's his theory XDD))
> You start losing interest in the book. You're kind of getting curious about what the scary lady is reading...
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(Lovin' that theory XD.
...
Don't do it kid, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE D:> )
>You sit there looking through the pages of your gray men magazine. You didn't even take time to notice the boy anymore.
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((Yesh, it is such a good theory))
> NO! Scary lady reads scary things! Don't you dare look!
> You manage to turn your attention back to your book.
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>In the corner of your eye you can see the kid move, but move back. What a strange child.
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> The words start to blur as you rapidly lose interest in your book again. Your curiousity it starting to override your fear of the Scary Lady's reading material.
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>You sigh, that kid is really distracting you for some reason.
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> You are really tearing yourself apart right now. To read or to not to read?
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(That is the question.)
>You look around the area for any "no smoking signs" Nope. You dont see any; as a result a cigarette is lit, and placed between your lips.
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((I <3333 Hamlet))
> You cough discreetly into your scarf, though you are sure she still heard you. Woman and girls have seven times more sensitive hearing than men, what was probably inaudible to you was sure to have been picked up by her. You always disliked the smell of smoke, but you can't just rip the cigarette out of her lips and stomp on it. That would be quite rude.
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((Saammmee <3))
>You actually didn't notice the child cough into his scarf, you can get lost in thought sometimes and just not notice anything. This seemed to be one of those times. Unfortunately they usually ended with a terrible headache.
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> You sort of scoot away from her. The smoke is a bit overpowering.
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>You turn a page and continue to look at you gray men magazine, though your mind was elsewhere.
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> But now your curiosity is back. You sort of lean over, you can't see what she's reading yet though...
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> You glance at her to make she's still distracted. You lean a bit further, you can see the corner of a picture now.
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>You get a feeling you are being watched, so you look up from your pages.
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> You quickly look back to your own book the second you see her face move. THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
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>You eye the boy suspiciously.
What was he up to?
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> You do nothing, hoping that the scary lady will stop staring if you don't move.
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>You watch him for a little while longer before going back to reading.
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> You sneak a glance at her and relax once she looks away. Scary lady is scary. Very scary.
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>You stop paying attention to the child and read your magazine.
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> Okay, this time you are definitely going to have be more careful. Lean ever so slightly...
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>You suddenly close the magazine at look straight at him.
You know...I've been aware of your attempts for quite some time....
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You should really keep your nose out of others business...
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