Fragsta In reply to mkr [2006-04-15 23:01:02 +0000 UTC]

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mkr In reply to Fragsta [2006-04-16 00:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Yahloathar. By any chance are you the same Fragsta I knew from a long time ago?

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Fragsta In reply to mkr [2006-04-16 10:38:24 +0000 UTC]

Why yes it is. I'm assuming then that you are the same MKR? Also, please stop poking me, that dent you're creating is becoming permanent.

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Fragsta In reply to Emaraty [2005-12-09 19:57:04 +0000 UTC]

I am very well, thank you. How are you? Thank you for dropping by!

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Fragsta In reply to lukeroberts [2005-01-11 22:43:14 +0000 UTC]

Well, 'twas a good one. Funny and quite nice too.

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-14 20:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Shite, posted twice....I thought it might not be working since it didn't show up the first time, but now it is....how irritating...hmm...

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-14 20:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, hi! I thought it might be someone I know, sine you're in Bahrain and know tons of people I know. How do to you too! And the toast office thing, if you send me £50 a month I will send you toast every morning/week/month/year/never (subject to status) and you can enjoy it.

Oh, and Simone, you been in contact with Callum recently? He was meant to come down here some time but I haven't been able to get in contact with him. Also, you need to come here some time/other way round! We must organise something!

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-14 20:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, so that's who you are. I thought I might know you, since you're in Bahrain, and you know tons of people I know. Yeah, so ignore the message I sent you!

Anyway, hi to both of you, how do to you too! Oh, and the toast office thing, you have to send me £50 a month and I'll send you toast....promise...

Also...Simone, you spoken to Callum much recently? He was meant to come down here one weekend but I haven't been able to get in contact with him. And when the hell are you gonna come here/me go there? We must do something!

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-11-15 18:36:31 +0000 UTC]

yeah i lived in saudi before and then i moved to bahrain for my a-levels. sadly enough, im back in saudi again now because i was living with my grandparents in bahrain but they kicked me out... bastards.

simone is good and well, but im assuming that you talk to him a lot anyways so im sure you know that.

and about the toast thing... im not sure if i can trust the toast office service.... i mean, how can i be sure that i'll get toast EVERY morning? and do i get my money back if they skip a day?

p.s. can i pay extra and get marmite on it?

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-15 20:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Well, like I said, you are guaranteed to get toast every day and/or never, and we won't break that promise, so there's no need for a money back scheme. And no, you cannot have marmite. The guy who delivers the toast hates it, and would quit his job if we asked him to do it, and he's the only guy we could find to deliver toast to every single person who subscribes for it, who would do it for minimum wage!

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-11-15 22:23:53 +0000 UTC]

no marmite? oh well now, im sorry but i cannot possibly subscribe for such a shoddy deal.

toast? WITHOUT MARMITE?!

...t'is a heanous crime for sure.

i'd do that job for minimum wage, as long as i got to eat some of the toast on the way ofcourse, i mean whats a job without its perks?

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-17 23:14:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you can eat the toast which sits at the top of the bag which goes cold and gets soggy from the rain. Oh, and the rain...don't worry about that, you'll be covered from it by...wait...no, that's me - I'll be covered by a uber-rainproof forcefield surrounding by body. Okay, never mind about the rain just try to ignore it. You've got the job!

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-11-18 00:00:54 +0000 UTC]

NOICE! can i not sneak a few of the warm buttery peices from the bag though? i feel like im getting ripped off here dan, im not sure if i'm just being paranoid but i think you may be trying to give me a shoddy deal...

hrmm...

-strokes her beard inquisitively-

and anyway, how come you get a rainproof force-field and all i get is a crappy plastic rain coat?? wait, do i even get THAT?! don't tell me you're going to make me traipse around in just a cotton uniform... now that really would be a fob!

don't rip me off dan, or i may have to dismember you.

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-18 20:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Don't be silly. The Toast Office employees are treated with the kind of respect you would expect to find being given to an amoeba. Now that's good respect! Oh...and cotton uniform? No, we'll give you a polyester uniform. It's the one which was used by our last toast deliverer-type-person...yes, he...unfortunately...uhh...got "lost" on the job...

Oh, and in case you decide to dismember me, the force-field now also protects against dismemberment devices.

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-11-19 11:37:12 +0000 UTC]

''lost''? is there a hidden 'we-killed-him-before-he-revealed-our-ev il-poison-toast-secret' message in that? hmmm... *worries*

polyester?! do you not CARE about CHAFING?!

what kind of boss are you anyway??

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-28 12:40:00 +0000 UTC]

Does it matter? No. You won't care what kind of a boss I am once you start working. Will you? *pulls out pistol*

And, uhh...the lost guy...he...had an accident...

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-11-28 18:02:42 +0000 UTC]

what kind of 'accident'? an intentional one perhaps? hmmm...

and yes, actually mister, i WILL care *pulls out an AK-47*

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-11-29 20:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha! Foolish girl! My army of toast monsters will crush you and your AK-47 like bugs! Go, my pretties! Go!

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-12-01 14:15:36 +0000 UTC]

well not if my fleet of flying simians get to you first! FLY MY PRETTIES! FLYYYYYY!

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-04 14:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Toast = hot
Hot = burning
Simians = Low melting point...or something....

Therefore:

Dan = win

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-12-04 14:27:47 +0000 UTC]

simians = low melting point? what on earth? haha a simian is a monkey you donger. nyeeesssss well i'll forgive you...

...this time. (next time you might not be so lucky)

*points to a sinister looking cabbage in the corner* ... you have been warned.

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-05 00:41:35 +0000 UTC]

cabbage = low boiling point

BWAHAHA! *gets matches*

I don't care if a simian is a monkey, it still has a low melting point, you can't deny it! Just because the government says simians don't melt doesn't mean they don't. IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Would you jump off a cliff if the government told you to?

I'll stop being a crazy conspiracy junkie now...

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-12-07 15:05:28 +0000 UTC]

i think i may jump off a cliff if elvis told me to, or johnny depp perhaps. other than that, nobody could force me to partake in such a hainous act of self destruction.

want to know something else that is a conspiracy? walnuts. LICKABLE walnuts. now if THEY aren't a conspiracy, i dont know what is.

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-07 17:38:17 +0000 UTC]

1. Elvis died. I'm sorry.
2. If Johnny Depp told you to jump off a cliff, you wouldn't be able to see him again. You've finally met him (I'm assuming you fancy him and you want to meet him) and then you die! Wouldn't that suck?
3. Subscribe to the Lickablewalnut Office if you want lickable walnuts delivered to your door every day.

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-12-08 16:16:14 +0000 UTC]

1. WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!!!
2. Johnny Depp is the essence of all that is perfectly sexual. I would do anything he asked, unless it involved a crucifix and me turning my head 360 degrees. That ol' gal from the exorcist has NO luck.
3. Let me guess, the lickablewalnut office provides speedy and regular delivery of the most lickable walnuts in the uk, would i be right? and no, i dont want a job... im not falling for that one again.

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Chuggie In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-10 11:11:55 +0000 UTC]

1. Nobody told me! i smell to bad so mostly people just keep their distance...
2. I wouldn't die, im immortal. So there.
3. No i'm not. How stupid do you think i am? (don't answer that) i'll just end up wearing a cheap polyester uniform and not being able to sample the goods like when i took a job with the toast office. what a rip!

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-09 18:45:27 +0000 UTC]

1. They did, you just weren't listening!
2. But you would die! You would never see him again, I tell you! What is wrong with you, girl?
3. Yes you are!

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Chuggie In reply to Fragsta [2004-12-18 10:32:39 +0000 UTC]

hhmph. *sulks overtly*

well i'm still going to sue the post office for inhumane work ethics. so there!

and i'm going to get president bush and ol' saddam to come over to your house for a coffee morning, because i know you love them SOOOOO much!

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Fragsta In reply to Chuggie [2004-12-19 22:14:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah, I love 'em.

Oh, and please feel free to sue the Post Office...

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