HOME | DD | Gallery | Favourites | RSS
| GeldTheNudist
GeldTheNudist
♂️
[1817559]
[2005-08-10 05:05:21 +0000 UTC]
"takes it off for free"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 71; Deviations: 102; Watchers: 27
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 14412; Comments Made: 3038; Friends: 44
# Interests
Favorite games: doctors and nursesTools of the Trade: shaved scrotum, skewed vision
# About me
i'm not here to play games...in fact, i'm generally not here at all.
Current Residence: ADL, AUS
Skin of choice: labia
# Comments
Comments: 357
i am fantastique girlie!
how are you?
and no problemo with the fav - it was awesome.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
i'm a little bit busy - volunteering here and there
when i return - can i draw something to your poem? *puppy eyes*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
of course you can! i'd love to see what you come up with =]
which "poem"?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
not a hassle, your stuff is awesome! the little daisy who told me about you was right =]
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hi there,
The *AAC is getting itself a makeover after receiving a subscription. Feel free to pop in and say hi
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
haha what?!?
question: are you wearing a dress to your wedding big boy?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Only if you agree to walk me down the isle.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
haha i meant a "kilt" sexy boi...
are you embracing your scottish-ness or suiting up?!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I think im gonna have to go the suit. If it were up to me I'd be sporting the Andrew Tartan but I dunna think Alyce would like me showing her up on the day.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
you do have smexy legs.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yeah and I am ridiculously good looking.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
yeah you are ridiculous looking... wait, what?
i was just checking about the kilt thing, because if you were, i was definitely going to get my Wallace tartan
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You know we could just wear them anyway and not tell her, whats the worst that could happen? she storms off and doesnt marry me, oh wait, that would really suck actually. Ah bugger it I like to live on the edge.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ohhh gawd... i was just curious! honest!
oii did you get my present?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
yarp scary elf now stares at me when im playing the turtables
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Today I cleaned the shower drain. That was disgusting. Just wanted to let you know that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
yes, it is quite disgusting when YOUR hair gets clogged up in there. i cleaned it just before you arrived and it was an easy job...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Heya mang, yeah still over here fighting the good fight for the survival impaired Timorese, how bout you's?
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Ahhhh, dont feel so bad about your boring little mundane life 
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
what a coincidence - me too! ...actually i'm still doing the same old shit... borrrring.
after all that are you taking a break?!?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hopefully i'll get a chance to come back home for a bit, but theres always the big snd pit
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
i think i peed in that sand pit.
or if i didn't, i'm sure to.
come home soonish, we need myspace photos together hahaha
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
myspace strooth I havent touched that thing in like ever, couldnt get into it. Im pretty sure my only friends are Alyce and Tom
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
hahaha i noticed!
i sent Alyce a message asking whether you used it... apparently not, so she added me instead
how goes the killing and pillaging (or whatever the hell you do)?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
my watch?!? you have it?
i don't remember giving it to you. though maybe we could trade time pieces? otherwise i'll be tardy quite a lot.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
im in disbeleif. i just found it out of nowhere. i randomly tried to submit a new deviation, and up it popped. i am relieved beoyond words. you can still feel free to cheer me up though.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
dammit to hell! god of fuck! i just had the most disappointing thing happen...i was writing a masterpiece on this godforsaken deviant art in the submit deviation section, and i clicked submit, but then had the notion to go back and edit a part, and when i clicked the back button, it erased the whole thing!!! it was wonderful geldie, and now its just dust in the wind. im trying to piece back what i remember, but i can only remember like 25% and barely. ive been having such bad w.b. and it was such a relief to create what i did, and now its gone forever. i feel sick over it, such awful. i even smoked a cigarette. cheer me up.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
geldie! a challenge, because i miss hearing from you.
write me three lines about a mountain. any mountain. pretty, ugly, tall, short, famous, inconsequential, anything. and just three lines.
i await.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
All the "Devious" comments are gone. I'm the only one!... or i could be imaginining things
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
they seem to come and go... it's weird.
but yeah, trust me, there are like 5 billion comments of me and Rio talking shit...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
hmm.. very weird indeed. had a good time in brisbane?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
there are great times to be had in Brisbane... me + Tuarn drank too much.
so i was kinda hung over for a lot of our training... fine times! haha
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ahj yah! tuarn's moved there.. hmm would you wanna go back there? - I wanna visit another city while i'm over in oz again. I think i've been to brisbane whne I was about 12. Can't remember shit
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
sure! it was really pretty...
but i'd like to see it on a weekend though... you know, when people actually come out of their homes...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
*zerberts your arm*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Ha isnt that just the cool'st Emoticon you've ever seen it just stabbed that dude in the head with a fork!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
hahaha yeah it is actually...
i do love the brushing teeth dude though
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
yay! they're back... kinda.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
| Next =>