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Geometric-Giraffe
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[2009-08-09 00:19:47 +0000 UTC]
"I need an avatar wahhh"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 231; Deviations: 11; Watchers: 5
Watching: 96; Pageviews: 7319; Comments Made: 164; Friends: 96
# Interests
Other Interests: Art, Music, Obscurities.# About me
Fweeee~Current Residence: Newcastle-upon-Tyne
deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm not buying your crap
Favourite style of art: Anything that isn't shit. I'm looking at you sonic recolours.
Operating System: Windows 7/Vista
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano
Favourite cartoon character: Rolf
# Comments
Comments: 56
"Did you know... this is a little known fact, but did you know... there's a certain species of turtle... there's a certain species of turtle, that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, how could I make something like that up?
No really, they just go oomph, oomph, oomph. Can you believe that? THREEDAYS. I'm lucky if I get three minutes.
Do you know how I know this?
Because, I went to the zoo, & I WATCHED them. It was verrrrry boring. Well actually, I didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over & I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds.... PREMATUREEJACULATIONS.
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LMAO poor unsatisfied female zebras >.>
wheres this from? XDD
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Black Christmas BAHAHA xD
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OMG. I just got it.
Faggotry. Faggot TREE.
Manamistupid.
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LOL well done ;D
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Once upon a time in a distant land known as Frig town, a small child by the name of Archibald was searching for an ancient legend.
The sandy box. Legend tells us that inside this box sits a creature known as Mayen. Over the years, many have tried to capture this wonder, but all failed miserably.
Young Archibald thought he had the secret weapon needed to catch Mayen: a spindly branch from the faggot tree.
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HAHAHAHAH
this made me have a random laughing fit before college, thanks ;D
Idk why but your stories always make me laugh :3 xx
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Hia dude :] I like your avatar :'D 'tis cute.
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I am from Newcastle too x3
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Hai Mai
I've almost finished the sketch of Cinder. I'm just having a few problems with the anatomy, but once they're sorted out, I'll be able to start painting ^-^
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ahh okay 
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Yay
Can't wait to see it finished ^-^
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MY DEAR.
Three questions. 8D
What's Cinder's personality?
Is there any specific power she has?
Is your pic of her okay for a ref or do you have a new one =B
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shes fiesty, hot-headed and short tempered :] Also energetic and likes to show off. Shes very loyal to friends and fierce towards enemies.
She has control over fire and can manipulate and start them. Her body is hot to touch and her horn and hooves are scalding, which leave burn
marks on the ground as she walks. She marks trees and stuff with her horn to warn others or leave messages.
I'm going to do a ref of her soon, :]
Well, gonna try and do a quickie now xD
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np 
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oh thank you! I'll have to do more of them sometime.
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Hey, I was thinking, we should do an art trade or something sometime
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of course
any ideas on what you want?
I should probably do a reference for you if I want one of my chars drawn.. ^^
I can do digital, coloured pencil and marker :3
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Hmmm... I'll do a little more thinking about what I want. ;D
I'll get back to you
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okie dokie :]
I'm up for drawing anything
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Bahahahah
I had a dream in which Ed, Edd & Eddy became transvestites.
They dressed as Mongolian nuns & molested Jimmy.
Then they hid under Eddy's bed as the angry mob of kids hunted them down & hung them from a tree. 8D
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OH MAN LMAO
your sub concious mind is on drugs.
Jimmy is often the target of molestation.
:<
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I'm bored at college, so I am going to write you a story.
Sabusa Mamotchi, Assassin of the Hidden Mist, towered over young Mayen, who cowered & quivered in fear.
"What have you done with Wheelie Woman?!" she shrieked.
The assassin swept back his long black cloak, & there, half-submerged in the Sandy Box, sat Wheelie Woman in her wheelchair, head bowed & wheels bent out of shape.
Mayen flung back her head & uttered a shrill screech, veins standing out on her neck.
She crumpled to her knees, & began clawing at the ground in desperation.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."
Sabusa Mamotchi grinned darkly, then reached out a claw-like hand.
He grabbed Young Mayen by one stocking-covered leg, & hurled her into the sandy box with all his might.
Mayen hit the sand with great impact, & slowly began to sink.
She dug her nails into Wheelie Woman's ancient withered breast, trying to drag herself back up.
The boob sagged alarmingly, & she was almost down.
All of a sudden, Miss Woodhead burst out of the wet sand, head bouncing on her long gnarled neck.
"AND THE TREES OF THE FIELD SHALL CLAP THEIR HANDS."
She lunged at Mayen, snapping her sharp white teeth, eyes wild with fire.
Mayen dodged the blow, then grabbed hold of the old woman's grey hair. She deftly fashioned a knot in Miss Woodhead's long neck, & clambered onto her head.
"AND THE TREES OF THE FIELD-"
The battle cry broke off with a cough & a splutter, as the bird-like teacher choked to death on her own neck.
She sank back down into the sand, never to be seen again.
Mayen sighed with relief, but there was worse to come.
"OOOOO!!"
Mrs Wallace burst out of the sand, smacking her chops & flailing her podgy arms.
Behind her, Mr Wrixon appeared, a stern expression on his buck-toothed face. Mayen screamed.
Mr Wrixon began to wade through the thick sand, slowly making his way towards her.
His head bobbed to & fro.
It was all like some terrible nightmare. Mayen fought to get away from this monster.
Mrs Wallace slammed her posterior into her face, & everything went black.
Gotta go to Photography now, bye. xxx 8D
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oh my jesus this made me laugh so hard xD
AND THE TREES OF THE FIELD SHALL- BAHAHAHHA xD
I love how you including Mr Wrixon and referenced my
horrible reccuring dream when I was a small child that
he used to chase me across the field in slow motion.
It's better cause only you and me understand it
oh, and I do believe it was Zabuza XD with a Zed
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He came. He came ALL OVER YOU.
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Thank you so very much for the watch, I really appreciate it
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OH haha i got rid of it cause it was all shit and pixelly. It was a random weaselly/sugar glider 'future' animal I made up LOL. ta =]
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I DID IT WRONG
lmao, what a retard
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YOU HAVE TO PUT 'ICON' at the start, like so
: iconicameplz : without the spaces :3
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