GlaDOsCore In reply to Monstatronnn [2013-12-23 01:51:16 +0000 UTC]

FaKe??? FaKE?? WeLl YoUr No MoRe FaKe ThAn Me BuDdY!! (goes into battle mode as guns fall from the roof and onto a set of wires connected to GlaDOs Core's real model) HaHahAhahAHHuhahua! My CaLculations tell me you have a 3 out of 45.76.556.68% chance of surviving!!

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Monstatronnn In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-12-23 02:04:57 +0000 UTC]

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-11-27 02:41:17 +0000 UTC]

Hello

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-27 02:46:14 +0000 UTC]

Hellooooo

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-11-27 02:47:52 +0000 UTC]

hello.....
is there something you need....or want? Because we dont get visitors in Apature Science

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-27 02:58:54 +0000 UTC]

Y-Yes. Have you seen my daddy anywhere?

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-11-27 03:12:38 +0000 UTC]

What does he look like? Maybe he i in one of my 38 sectors...which I have video camera systems put up...come over to my screening room.  

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-27 11:00:09 +0000 UTC]

H-He has ginger hair, blue eyes, eyeglasses, and a white lab coat.

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-11-27 16:25:39 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like scientist #3344681......but all of the scientist had to be....uhh...set to a new position...

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-27 23:21:09 +0000 UTC]

B-But, my daddy has to be around somewhere...

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-12-22 03:25:24 +0000 UTC]

So sorry for the wait but uhhh he had to be transferred into a well core, body, or a transportation system so...Ill get him............wait hear, ill have one of the service turrents bring you some food... be right back....

(Smoothly glides away on monar-rail)  

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-12-22 15:11:02 +0000 UTC]

-waits for the core-

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-12-23 01:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Ok he is in the repair shop getting updated... Follow me glides down a series of hallways

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-12-23 04:31:36 +0000 UTC]

Ok! -runs behind-

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-12-23 20:03:28 +0000 UTC]

What was his name agin...? Oh Core 444 will comfort you while you wait....

(Core 444) Hi my name is Jane and Ill be your guide around aputure Science!

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-12-23 22:14:01 +0000 UTC]

H-Hi!

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GlaDOsCore In reply to SirWheatley [2013-12-24 21:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Follow me to the turrent training course

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SirWheatley In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-12-24 22:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Ok!

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-10 01:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes and you are now apart of my test chambers. (Pushes forward)

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-10 01:26:20 +0000 UTC]

What?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-12 00:03:47 +0000 UTC]

(Sends out a turrent) Here is Turrent 2334 he is our best shooter... no I would start running oh and, here is a portal gun! (Hands a Portal gun to Twoson-Tweak) Ok now you can Run.  

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-12 00:05:47 +0000 UTC]

*shoots a portal under the turret and one above it*

*the turret falls*

*watches*

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 01:33:06 +0000 UTC]

[Sends out 5 turrents and a flying new moble shooter turent]

Let us see who is stronger a flying turrent or a human who-

GlaDOS!!!! [FennicFoxxy]

What Fennic?
I finale got the hang of the new mobile fox unit!
Ok now go away Im about to watch this tester die...

....Ok?

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 01:34:10 +0000 UTC]

FENNIC
HELP

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 01:44:47 +0000 UTC]

OK Ill save you! [FennicFoxxy]

[Fennic jumpes in with a bullet proof shield and hits the flying turrent with her own gun system in her mobile unit. Then she hands Twoson-Tweak a bullet proof shield and knocks over the 5 turrents with her metallic tail]

Ok how about we do the test together!? That would be fun![FennicFoxxy]

NOOO NOOOOOO! [GlaDOs]    

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 01:53:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes, GLaDOS. Yes.

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 02:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Thats It I HAVE HAD IT IM TAKING THIS TO THE EXTREME MEASURES!!!! 

[Drops down the king turrent as FennicFoxxy teleports out of the room]

Sorry!! Your on your own!![Fennic]

[King Turrent] Now waking system.... New mission...selecting 'Kill Twoson-Tweak' Mission....Mission activating in 3 2 1 Mission in progress!

HA HA HA HA AH AHA  HAHAHAHAH!!! WE WILL SEE NOW Twoson!!!!!![GlaDOS or me]

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 02:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...

*points portal gun at myself and dies*

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 02:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Really thats what you do!? Well im not a monster so.....

[Takes the body and puts it in a capsule then hits an on button]

REGENERATION CAPSULE POWERING UP [hummms roboticly] SYSTEM POWERING DOWN

[Twosons body pops out refreshed and alive healed and full of life]

There now you are free you have 2 choices 1 leave through the exit over there or  2 stay and have your memory put into a mobile robot of your choice....so choose wisely unlike Chell did.... 

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 02:36:32 +0000 UTC]

What did Chell do?

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 03:08:35 +0000 UTC]

SHE LEFT AFTER I GAVE HER THE CHOICE OF A SAD LIFE OR LIVEING FOR ETERNITY!!!

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 03:14:39 +0000 UTC]

... I'm gonna go!
Bye!

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 04:25:21 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITS CHELL ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 04:25:48 +0000 UTC]

*leaves*

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 04:48:37 +0000 UTC]

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-13 11:36:45 +0000 UTC]

...Fine, I'll stay...

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-13 23:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Really you'll stay? YAY NOW I CAN TRY OUT MY NEW MOBILE UNITS!

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-14 00:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Mobile units?

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-14 02:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes mobile units to you know walk around in and be free from the Cores...like FennicFoxxy's is a robotic fox!

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-14 02:06:23 +0000 UTC]

... Bye.

*leaves*

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GlaDOsCore In reply to Twoson-Tweak [2013-11-14 02:41:49 +0000 UTC]

..........what?

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Twoson-Tweak In reply to GlaDOsCore [2013-11-14 02:42:20 +0000 UTC]

*is gone*

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GlaDOsCore In reply to MintGreenGum-Harley [2013-09-29 15:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Hello 

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