Guardian-Hex
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[9992851]
[2009-03-18 19:31:59 +0000 UTC]
"Not a porn star"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 281; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 195
Watching: 282; Pageviews: 9187; Comments Made: 1341; Friends: 282
# Interests
Favorite movies: The Village
# About me
Name: Hex
Real name: Matthew Marr
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: British, French, and German
Species: Human
Height: 5'8
Martial Status: Married
Siblings: (Oldest to youngest) Mark, Peter, James, John, Luke, Mary (deceased)
Birthday: August 1st
Short Description: He's both stupid and very smart; when it comes to math, science, literature, and the likes, he's very smart. He could probably be a top researcher in any subject if he wanted. But at the same time, he's very stupid. Gullible, naive, etc. And has quite a temper. He may act tough, but he's really not. But don't catch him on a bad day when he's got a gun. And though he's usually a jerk, he's really not all that bad. He usually means well, and usually doesn't hold grudges for very long. Though he doesn't act like it, friends are the most precious thing to him, and he'll go through great lengths to protect them, and usually values them more than his own life (which he actually values very little).
Powers: None anymore. e De
I'm going to put this as his voice for now until I can find a better example. Because when I watched Eclipse and listened to Jasper's voice there, which I noticed had that TIIINY bit of southern accent, I instantly thought of Hex, So. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoTCs…
Misc info sissywilliams.deviantart.com/j…
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GAY QUOTES:
(( I HAD A DREAM ABOUT PARSNIP ONCE. He was a super hero. And he strangled super villains with his bang. His super hero name was THE BANG. )) ~Haru
( That's like pee with no nuts! ;;;A;;; )
*PEA ~Gigi
-After all, Febreze killed 99.9% of all jerms- ~Haru
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"It is a condoment." ~Scarlet and Haru
(( I really want to connect to the Dick network.))
(( AND it's unprotected. ))
(( That would give your computer STDS. )) ~Haru and Nolan
"W-what're y-you guys d-doin'? 'A."
"Talking about stuff."
"L-like what?"
"Manly things. You know, prostates and beer. BC"
~Jeremiah, Haru, and Nolan
((what is dong with my computer today. ;;A;; )) ~Haru
"-Black pulled the trigger of his shitgun again.-" ~Black
"EXCEPT when he does things like THIS. BC I sit here and SAY I love him, and one person brings up something to displease him AND I LOSE MY JUGS." ~Kip
"He peed over his shoulder and spotted Hussein with the food." ~Rorrim
"He phased his arm into a blade and humped up before bringing it down on him." ~Rorrim
((My elbow's turning black o____ e *scratches it*))
{... It is very wrong of me to have thought that you must've been eating your vegetables .v .} ~Gavin and Kizzy
"HI HE WAS SEX, HE WASN'T MAKING A MOVE ON HER ANYTIME SOON" ~Twitch
*AND THEN THE TWO KOREANS COMBINED TO BECOME...*
*** Test-Tube-Jaehas left [connection closed]
((JESUS?))
** Nico-Hasegawahas joined
((Captain Planet))
(( AHAHA ))
((Yes))
((Yep, I was right))
((Yes. Nico is Captain Planet))
((THEY'RE ALL GRAT))
((GRAT))
((GRET))
((FUCK))
{GAHA}
-He dunked in another brownie. The thick, rich liquid sucking itself into the BIG, HARD dessert. He brought it ever so gently to his lips, the glistening liquid running down his chin as he bit in. - ~Ainsel
Yyyyeah. 8C -He sort of... Stared at Kizzy for a minute. Where was his God now? Why, right there, putting on lingerie.-
((Yeah, Jizzy is too high class for KFC))
(..<3 )
((..........................*KIZZY))
(( GOD ))
((GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *destroys fingers*))
( Or the other way around? )
{Jizzy indeed}
-Haruka had a job to do.- COME, SUPER BABY. WE HAVE EVIL TO FIGHT AND THE INNOCENT TO DEFEND. -And suddenly, Haruka was wearing spandex and a cape/towel.- BOILED CORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN -and she flew off into the sunset-
"Dai approached the young blonde, his hair hanging in his face from the pouring rain. "Hex~" he said in an eerily calm voice. "Oh how I've missed you." Hex, startled, jumped and snapped around to face the younger male, taking a few steps backwards. "How did you--" "I've been following you the entire time," Dai's grin widened and he stepped forward. Hex, in a total state of panic, knew what he had to do. Again he jumped back and, in an instant, the rain turned to delicious fat falling from the sky. Bacon." ~Haru
I'm n-not g-greedy! Nico's m-my daughter and I d-don't l-let random people hold her! -Yes, how DARE.-
Nana na nana
Nana na nana
((night guys.))
Hey heeeey.
Good byeeee
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Jack: *He wouldn't admit it but he liked making her smile like that. He kept singing, over dramatizing everything. At the end he dropped to his knees in front of her and sang as loud as he could, actually managing to hit the high note.* AND MY HERAT WILL GO ON AND ONNNNNNNNN!~
((HOLY HESP, TITSPEROS))
((NO))
((NO NO))
((AHAHAHA))
(( AHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD ))
**HOLY TITS HESPEROS
//GWN
GEN
AAA
ASS
//8<
((HI LIP))
**LOP
**KIPJ
(( AHAHAHAHA ))
**KIP
//HA HA
(( 8C ))
((cum back Damian))
((BACKSPACE DOMMIT))
((/Now/ I'm appeased))
(( AHAHA ))
{Oh jesus chrust}
{christ}
{My room is dark okay}
((fkgh))
((Jesus Crust?))
(( I am going to wake up my mother with my laughing ))
((There's a dark Jesus in your room?))
(He baked pizza for your sins)
((NYE BOLAN)
((hm))
{LATER LOLAN}
((BYE NOLAN))
**nolan
**idk
((NIGHT JOLAN))
//JIRO SNIPS SIDDY
AND SUSSTY
SISSYT TOO
GODDAMN IT HI
O-- Be c-careful! ;A ; -She leaned over and helped her up.- :~C
((WHAT IS THAT))
**:~
(( AHAHAHA ))
((NO))
**:~
((FUCK))
**:V
W-We could g-go get our hair d-done or g-go g-get letter vomits or s-something. 'v '
**MANICURES
((WHAT))
-She was. Talking, actually. Grumbling. At the couch cushions.- Fuck you, couch cushions. Your life is soooo easy. You don't need to do anything, just wait for asses to come and sit on you. You don't care about people. You just eat spare change.
((ALMOST TYPED BANJO AGAIN BRB BREAKING MY BANJOS))
**FINGERS
(( I just think. Queen of Gays. King of Lesbians. ))
((fkfjfkj))
(( And then Jackal is a Hooker Queen. ))
{I think of a queen bee hooker}
((alka))
(( That too ))
((That is not a letter vomit))
(( Yes it is ))
{Like all hookers are produced of this queen that is Jackal}
(( No ))
{They go out and collect money-not-honey for their queen}
((ajdk))
(( Oh my god ))
(( All this laughing has made me not sick anymore, thank you guys. ))
{I've just explained prostitution. Right there. You're welcome.}
((BRB SHILO))
{Shilo...?}
((huh))
**SHOWER
((GAHAH))
((goddammit))
{skdjghskjh}
(( AHAHA ))
((-dies-))
((this is what happens when I don't pay attention))
Witch: *Gen. I laughed too hard. Gigi grinned. Then frowned. WHY WAS THIS MONSTER NOT BEING CHARMED? 8C She immediately gave that up and just went for the boobface approach un u Much more effective*
- sdjklng-
*BOOT. Not boob. I. can't type tonight
*NO. HE LIKED THE FIRST ONE BETTER*
/facescreen
*NO YOU GET NO BOOBS*
*HE WANTS BOOBS.*
NO-! *BOOM headshit. 20 points. She fell over with a small cry before sitting up and sniffling, holding her face like "buhhh q Aq". Eden, you big baby*
*HEADSHOT. God dommot.
((HEADSHIT))
((*SNORT*))
( DUCK MY LIFE )
(( AHAHAHA ))
( Fuck. I.. give up )
-What was that?- Did you hear that Claire? "Bah!" The city's in trouble again! COME SUPER BABIES! -Haruka stood up and tied her bright pink cape around her neck.- CLUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. -And off into the distance she flew, Claire and Sarah following behind her.-
(( Yo dawg. I noticed you liked notices. so I just want to be sure that your glad that I noticed that you noticed that I was very glad about putting a notice in your notice, that way we could both be very glad about noticing one another, that way in the future we could notice these notices and be glad that at that point in time that we noticed one another. Since I put that notice in your notice, just to make you glad that I noticed you noticing me noticing you. ))
((I'M GOING TO FLONG YOU INTO THE SON))
((no))
**fling, sun
Positive! ov o Unless you're a s-secret sexpert at s-snowball fighting. uv u
He destroyed th-the city. -She nodded at Laylam then hopped up and skittered outside.-
**LAYL
a
son of a fitch
((I die here))
-She was so busy cooing at Nolan, that she didn't even notice Claire and Sarah walk in.- ;v ;
**wait
W-We have no problems! 8//> -She shoved at his arm and scooted further away-
**8< fjfkhf
((AHAHA))
(( AHAHAHA ))
((GOD GOOD.))
**GOOD GOD
((I JUST BIT MY HAND OFF 8C ))
**eraser
(( 8'| ))
(( AHAHAHA ))
((JKFLS))
((HOLY CRAP HARU I'd be frightened))
((ALSKDJLF))
((At least it wasn't banjos this times fjkfh))
{Oh my god shdjk}
He's a sex with bedhair. Oh baby. Uh huh.
*SEY
&SEXY
*Oh and Jack was just. Sitting on the kitchen counter, sipping a bear, tampons in his pocket, life was good.*
(( Sipping a bear ))
((That doesn't sound safe))
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*BEAR
((....LKADSJLKADSJASD))
(( AHAHA ))
AHA]]
((Bear Sipping is hazardous to your health, Jack))
((AHAHA))
(...sipping...a bear...sounds delicious)
{I'm a bear ;D}
((If it doesn't maul your face off first))
((orz))
-The house ran into a hole and Haru ran straight into a mall.- ... ;____ ;
**Mouse
**wall
S-Sooo, l-let's god. ov o
**go
((...huh))
Ok. vu.
{Let's god.}
((Yes, let's god.))
((Haru would be a wrathful god of Azns))
Okay let's god
Yes Sissy, I often god.
Me too.
Well hey
No gods allowed
SCREW GODING. LET'S GO TO A HORSE PARTY
Gosh 8c
** Chef-Archer has left [timed out]
YOU KILLED ARCHER
Poor guy.
Oops. v ve
NOOO FRENCHIE
((I am dying jflkfhf))
<01-BossCrimson>OM MY GOD YOU KILLED ARCHER 8( /shotdown
*Somewhere, Jac sobbed.*
*She dropped her poncho and stormed over to Hex, grabbing his shit and frowning at him.* Why don't you stop and think about the things people have on them that can be ruined by whatever the fuck you're doing?
**SHIRTGODDAMNIT
No dick~
**DUCK
Yes, it's good. I've missed Avanii. Her little girl is adorable. q vq But besides that, you're lucky you weren't here. /Never/ /again/. )B YES! QA Q We had dick and she insulted it! q Aq
**duck -Haru
((I got my airplane six months ago and I am still nervous about some things jfkgh))
{Airplane...?}
((You have an airplane))
((OhmygodHaru))
(( Oh dear lord ))
((what--oh my god I didn't even notice))
**driver's license 8|
...*he smirked widely*...yeah..well this boy...is taking you with him...*And with that the ice that surrounded Brave shattered as the bird on his arm began to slow a dark red* ICE AGE! ALL OUT! *He wheezed this as in an instant, an ice explosion occurred, this would cover the city...the whole state in an unmeltable, unbreakable ice. From the house it'd look like the ice was heading towards them...then...it all just disappeared. And Brave stood there, his eyes wide as the Null held Brave's heart in his hands*...H...H...Ho....w...
((Looks like Brave is now...*Sunglasses* ...Heartless))
kljghjhk]]
I found that way more amusing than I should have.]]
<1000sunshine>((YEEEUAHHH))
//AHAHAH SCARLET
((Or I guess you could say this is...*sunglasses* ...A heart stopper))
// "This is... *sunglasses* Heartbreaking, really." Squam
(( AHAHA ))
ajlsdfkjdklsjf]]
((flsdjklj))
((AHHAHAHA))
((AHAHA))
((YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH))
** Leif-Kuninkaat has joined
{Bonehead}
((hello bonerhead /o/))
((REIFY))
((sdhsfsdgf BONEHEAD***))
(( LEIF ))
((...BONERHEAD))
((AHHA))
{GAHAH DAI}
((AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA))
((NOOO I'M SORRY))
((SOMEONE ADD THAT TO THEIR WALL))
((RIGHT NOW))
{I love you a lot ghijfskjdhg}
((Omg))
((and wat she's allergic to pesticides? I love those. q Aq))
**grapes woah 8|
((Removable. Just like fingers and toes are removeable ))
(( Fingers and toes aren't-- ))
oh goodness]]
((wait.))
lksjfd]]
((...))
** LaylaAlyal has joined
{ddd}
{LAYS}
(( WUBS ))
((REEBS))
**SEEBS
**QEE
(( HAHAHA ))
((goddammit))
He's r-reaaally w-weird. -She shrugged and cut yet another part of her head off.- Oh, he t-told me th-that t-too! He s-said, "her brother s-scares me," and I laughed because Kizani's not s-scary! -She grinned sooo big and put the scissors down to reach around and mush Avanii's cheeks.- Aaaaw! I'll t-tell him! He'll be s-so happy, I bet! ...until f-further notice? 8<
**AW FUCK HAIR
-TAKE THAT, JACKAL. UR GERMAN.- ... >8C FELIX if u dont answer im gonna tell evry1 how bad u r in bed & then post fb statuses about it & then u will b like O I WISH I WOULD HAVE ANSWERED SO THIS ASIAN WASNT POSTING ABOUT THIS and then im gonna be like LOLOLOL FELIX. ...ok i dont mean any of that but u should still answer :( WHAT IF I SAID I MISSED U???? i miss u & i think we should go 2 a limbo party & play limbo & u can invite jackal! & then jackal would probably win bcuz all he can do rite now is sleep and lay down so u just have to push him under the bar but hed still b the best there FELIX PLZ ANSWER COME ON
-AAAAARGH- FELIX MISTER SOTELO IF U DONT ANSWER UR TEXT MESSAGES RIGHT NOW I AM GOING 2 GRAB JACKAL & THROW A CHEESE GRATER @ HIM!!! & then he'll be cheese & u will hav 2 carry him around in a plastic baggy and evry1 will say LOL LOOK @ THE ALARICIAN W/THE CHEESE BOYFRIEND LOLOLOL. & he'll b useless cuz u wont be able 2 melt him on top of a tortilla!!! well u might b able 2 but eww that would be cannibalism & what about his teeth? that would b a rilly sharp tortilla. :(((
-Where was she at now? She had wandered so far that she was lost. GREAT. Great. But maybe his apartment was around here somewhere. Probably not, but maybe.- feliiiixxxx. feeeeliiicccckssss. answer ur phoooonnneeee. im a scary asian & i'll eat uuuuuuuuu w/chopsticks!! u & ur cheese boyfriend MUAHAHA. & then the rest of my asian tribe will celebrate ok u know what this is going nowhere bcuz im supposed 2 b helping u save jackal. not eating him. Buuuuuh. -She sat against a building and slumped, tossing her phone between her hands, not even bothering to go back to the main screen of her phone.- 37djkhfjhc akeyjkjcnk uycknzckjhal fhkahfasdffffffffffffffffkhfla
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