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[2010-08-13 17:20:38 +0000 UTC]
"Wanna come with?"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 291; Deviations: 184; Watchers: 16
Watching: 29; Pageviews: 7567; Comments Made: 692; Friends: 29
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: PicassoFavorite movies: Iron Man 2
Favorite bands / musical artists: Intercept
Favorite writers: Leonard Cohen
Favorite games: Texas Hold 'Em
Favorite gaming platform: xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Celtx (script program)
Other Interests: Gaelic, film criticism
# About me
I'm too boring to share, but too interesting to stay silent.Also, I'm controlling you with my mind. You're looking at this page, right?
Also, I'm making you read these puns. Go!
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
6. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
8. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
9. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
10. A calendar's days are numbered.
11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
13. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
14. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
15. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
16. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
17. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
18. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
19. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
20. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.
21. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
22. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
23. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
24. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
25. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
26. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
27. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
28. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
30. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
31. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
32. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet.'
33. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
34. Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.
Current Residence: Omaha, Nebraska
deviantWEAR sizing preference: x-large
Favourite genre of music: Country and Alternative
Favourite photographer: ~lgbtactivist
Favourite style of art: Poetry
Operating System: Mac OSX
MP3 player of choice: ipod touch
Favourite cartoon character: Hannelore Ellicot-Chatham
Personal Quote: Still waters run deep
# Comments
Comments: 147
Thanks for the 
Its nice to get feedbacks
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thanks for the favourite! (and i love your puns! 
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Thanks! Puns are truly under-appreciated.
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haha greenbay fan i take it? and thanks for the llama
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Yeah, I wanted them to win. Welcome for teh llama.
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My pleasure! Hang in there.
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You there ! next time you send minions to my headquarters make sure they now how to duck and weave !
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You there! Next time look for the minions you can't see! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Gracious thanks for the fave on Here's To You. 
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My pleasure, of course.
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My pleasure, of course.
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Truly, my pleasure.
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haha just have to comment on your puns up there. those are pretty clever x) made me chuckle haha, yes i said chuckle haha.
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Thank you! I did not come up with them, much to my dismay. And Thank you very much for the watch! That means a lot.
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you're very welcome 
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My pleasure! Yay Llamas!!!
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thank you very much for the favourite. it's greatly appreciated
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my pleasure!
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Hi, thanks for the fave and nice to meet u!
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You're welcome and nice to meet u, too!
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Thank you for joining , weβre delighted to have you with us. Welcome to the revolution. 
Weβre quite a busy group. 
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