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# Statistics
Favourites: 60; Deviations: 332; Watchers: 3548
Watching: 69; Pageviews: 213095; Comments Made: 1569; Friends: 69
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: SoriyamaFavorite movies: Dusk to Dawn
Favorite TV shows: 2 broke girls
Favorite bands / musical artists: Warren Zevon
Favorite books: Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Favorite writers: Dr Hunter S. Thompson
Favorite games: Backgammon
Favorite gaming platform: none
Tools of the Trade: Snapon wrenches and Nikon Cameras
Other Interests: weird
# About me
I see that which was not there before for those who cannot see, that which is right there in front of them.Current Residence: Texas
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Print preference: Glossy
Favourite photographer: Me
Operating System: XP Pro
# Comments
Comments: 323
ribbonboo [2019-09-20 02:01:08 +0000 UTC]
You should send a note instead of commenting on my proflie. I want to keep it clean or i'll report you
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JohnnySuavo [2016-10-17 20:02:36 +0000 UTC]
Hello!
Just ran through your gallery. You got some nice pictures. Very cheerful and fun loving models in natural environment
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atomicrick [2013-03-14 19:01:18 +0000 UTC]
sent a llama your way ... it was too rude and ill-tempered for me ... maybe you can saddle break it !
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Retroglamtogg [2012-06-16 22:21:31 +0000 UTC]
I just LOVE your gallery and your choice of real natural girls as models...will be dropping by a lot!
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SMARTHYPE [2012-06-16 09:25:44 +0000 UTC]
how do you proceed to need a full of model ? it's really hard from me in france !!! your lucky !!
what can i do to attract model ???
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Rainbiker [2012-06-09 18:51:16 +0000 UTC]
Very nice shots across your gallery! I have to watch your work!
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Chuck-K [2012-06-06 21:06:45 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the Zombie Pin-Up Doll Fav!!! More to come soon
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KW-Scott [2012-05-03 15:14:37 +0000 UTC]
Hey it's good to find a fellow Texan on DA especially one that takes great photos like yourself. I'm just a simple artist that really admires your work. I'm going to add you to my watch because I don't want to miss any of your pictures
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HairyHandedGent In reply to KW-Scott [2012-06-01 00:32:30 +0000 UTC]
Scott, I'm in Dallas, what part of Gods country are you in?
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KW-Scott In reply to HairyHandedGent [2012-06-03 08:53:50 +0000 UTC]
I live in San Angelo. Just about in the middle of the state
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Chaosfive-55 [2012-02-17 05:01:22 +0000 UTC]
I beg your pardon, but...are you the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent?
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ArnoldRonald [2011-12-23 17:47:00 +0000 UTC]
...One man's porn is another man's Picasso...
Happy Birthday!
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Master-Quan-Chi [2011-11-29 23:04:14 +0000 UTC]
Id stop an comment on every awesome comeback you've made, but their are far too many. I may not know much about art, but who cares cause when I come to your page, its pure gold.
Nudity? Check.
'Art'? Check.
Comic genius with an ego the size of an elephants dick? Check.
If dA had a rating system, you'd score 11/5.
Just do me one little favour, as fan of your talent and yourself.
Dont change a goddamn thing. Your brilliant mate
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Master-Quan-Chi [2011-11-30 01:13:16 +0000 UTC]
You Sir, and your Kind Words, leave me speechless.
Which is a rare occaision.
For that I Thank You.
Frankly, I'm more used to posts like the one below yours written by a bitter feminazi, in which she referred to my work as Porn, and called me a fuckwad.
I invited her to have a nice bowl of dicks for dinner.
Anyway, your post made my evening, and do stay in touch.
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Master-Quan-Chi In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-30 08:34:53 +0000 UTC]
Keep up the great work and I shall continue to
I do believe you have as much a right as anyone else to be here and post, but that said there will always be people who disagree with your views or posts and will stoop to child like insults coupled with more mature words to reflect a point they dont even know.
Work such as yours cannot be easy, the talent, the creativity, the abuse following it all. So I respect that and applaud you on it.
What makes you stand out the most though, is your creative wit. Most would get into a argument similar to "My dad's stronger than your dad" and yet you keep your cool, you calmly reply, and you leave the foolish without words. And THAT is what makes you, for lack of better words:
TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Master-Quan-Chi [2011-12-01 22:39:41 +0000 UTC]
Master Quan,
It only takes a Moment of Praise, from One, such as yourself, to be Fortified to withstands hours of abuse and degradation, from hundreds, nay thousands of the Great Unwashed.
There will always be those at the bottom, unable to climb on their own way upwards, who would try to unseat the select few, who have earned their way to the top.
Sadly, rather than travel their own path, they waste their time, and energy, whining and crying about others and their achievements.
And the worst part is they have no sense of humor.
Oh, the angry little sef absorsed children they are.
They even think I care....
Please cue, Carly Simons, "you're so Vain.
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Master-Quan-Chi In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-12-02 11:50:05 +0000 UTC]
Its not just the humour. The language used to emphasize a point.
You don't degrade yourself to the simpleton language that so many choose to use over the Internet, making their words seem more like something a cat spat out rather than the English language.
To be perfectly honest, you are a role model and an envy to us all. Especially those who fail to admit it.
So without going further and sounding like a fan-boy, allow me to put it as nicely as I can.
: You do what we all wish we could do. You speak with a sense of pride that we all wish we could possess. You hold a knowledge so vast yet clear, proving yourself to be not just the 'Hair Handed Gent' but rather, a vessel of, for lack of a better word, pure awesomeness.
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Zip-Ty [2011-11-28 23:42:52 +0000 UTC]
I think youre doing fine. In fact Id love to have your job. Can I p'shop some of your stuff?
-Semper fi-
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Zip-Ty [2011-11-29 00:32:19 +0000 UTC]
Have at, and Seper Fi back atcha.
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Zip-Ty In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-29 01:09:22 +0000 UTC]
Thanks man Ill link you if I come up with something good.
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Redfeather83 [2011-11-28 17:44:59 +0000 UTC]
A couple beautiful models, but amateur photography at best. Poor settings, poor lighting, not very well thought out, I didn't care for the composition. Everything looked force, and you use of props, clothing, etc. aren't in good taste. I'm also unsure why some of these are labeled as body art, etc. I think you were looking for the scrap bin.
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Redfeather83 [2011-11-28 18:41:06 +0000 UTC]
Pookikie, mobuyoo
You speak Tagalog, right, that's a phonetic translation, you dig?
I'm a scrawny little guy, who made SGt in the Marine Corps in one hitch.
The last two times I had a pistol pointed at me, I said, "You ain't got the balls."
They didn't, I'm still here.
My photography style is to make it look, like her boyfriend finally talked her into letting him take a peekture of her nekkid.
It must work, I've cashed a bunch of checks for that Style.
When you cash a check for something you've shot, let me know.
Since you have no deviations, you have not made shit, so you have no room to comment on anybody elses shit.
So, and I say this nicely, "shut the fuck up."
If you can't appreciate my art, appreciate the art it took to get the models to pose for me.
And sign a release, let me take a pic of their ID, and get a hug as they went out the door.
Some of them even gave me a Blowjob,
But I bet you don't know what it's like to get one from a girl.
But I bet you know how to give one.
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Redfeather83 In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-28 18:54:53 +0000 UTC]
I'm mad, I'm mad, you asshats, I'm mad. God damn it, I'm mad, all because someone called you out on your shit "art".
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Redfeather83 [2011-11-28 19:07:57 +0000 UTC]
I will outshoot you at two hundred meters, I will beat you at gokarts, and When you go take a piss, I will get your girlfriend to show me her tits.
Now, can we get this "Who's got this biggest dick," contest out of the way?
You wanna be friends, or not?
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Redfeather83 In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-28 18:46:57 +0000 UTC]
Very good...that took you a while but I appreciate it.
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HairyHandedGent In reply to Redfeather83 [2011-11-28 19:08:58 +0000 UTC]
It's so rare for an Artist to be appreciated in his lifetime.
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HairyHandedGent [2011-11-28 17:40:27 +0000 UTC]
You asshats, The first question I ask my models is "How old are You?"
The second one is , "you got an ID?"
The first pic I take is of that ID.
The second pic I take is of them holdin up their underpants.
Now that we know they are legal, and they have no underpants on, let the photo shoot begin.
Any Questions?
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SROnivera [2011-11-16 21:19:21 +0000 UTC]
The females are 18 or older right? Some of them looked really young. o.O
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SROnivera In reply to wiltingflower [2011-11-17 03:19:36 +0000 UTC]
Turns out they are 18 and up... damn, talk about long lives.
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HairyHandedGent In reply to SROnivera [2011-11-16 21:21:46 +0000 UTC]
ALL OF MY MODELS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 AT TIME OF SHOOTING, AGE VERIFIED, AND ID'S ON FILE!
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SROnivera In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-17 00:46:55 +0000 UTC]
Cool, you didn't need to go "all caps rage". I was just wondering.
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HairyHandedGent In reply to SROnivera [2011-11-17 01:06:59 +0000 UTC]
Well, the question was insulting. Of course I checked the models age. Usually, that question gets asked by one of the trolls here, who is trying to start shit.
Obviously, I have dealt with that before. So yeah, it pisses me off.
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SROnivera In reply to HairyHandedGent [2011-11-17 03:18:43 +0000 UTC]
Okay sorry for asking out of my curiosity, and have a good day.
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