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HardpanSamurai ♂️ [1259204] [2004-11-27 05:29:20 +0000 UTC] "Robert" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 2; Deviations: 27; Watchers: 4

Watching: 6; Pageviews: 2237; Comments Made: 40; Friends: 6

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Ralph Steadman, Jeph Jacques, Frank Miller, Kohta Hirano
Favorite movies: Sexy Beast, Where the Buffalo Roam, the Usual Suspects
Favorite bands / musical artists: Coheed and Cambria, Gorillaz, Why?, Neutral Milk Hotel
Favorite writers: Lewis Black, Hunter S. Thompson, C.S. Lewis
Favorite games: Final Fantasy VII, come on now, people.
Favorite gaming platform: PSwhatever.
Tools of the Trade: Awesome Juice, 24-hour diners.
Other Interests: Cigarette holders, Flavor Blasted Goldfish, Guacamole (the kind my mother makes from scratch)

# About me

Current Residence: VA
Favourite genre of music: Awesome. Geez. Obviously.
Favourite photographer: My little sister once she starts using that damn camera I gave her.
Favourite style of art: Somebody needs to teach me Flash.
Operating System: Mountain Dew Pitch Black Pt. II (the soda that reads like a Coheed and Cambria Album Title)
MP3 player of choice: Nah.
Shell of choice: Jingle bells and shotgun shells.
Wallpaper of choice: One that clashes with your tie.
Skin of choice: Crispy.
Favourite cartoon character: Marv, Vernedead (R.I.P.)

# Comments

Comments: 12

PatentRose [2006-05-17 00:06:08 +0000 UTC]

HOLY CRAP ROBERT! WHere's you BEEN!!?!

And mroe importantly, Can you get me a summer job? Er, I mean...

WHERE YA BEEN!?! =P (Razz)

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catasphyxia [2005-08-08 19:40:55 +0000 UTC]

hello. i think i've seen you at school before. and i think my brother knows your sister heh. anyways, you're an amazing artist. :) (Smile)

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PatentRose [2004-12-31 07:37:13 +0000 UTC]

You are fruit.

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HardpanSamurai In reply to PatentRose [2005-04-01 12:30:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm a fruit! Hahahahaha! My name is also Robert, and I'm going crazy! EVIL Laughter! GAAAAHHHH!!!! I'm not posting, but... I AM! It's crazy. Actually, I AM Robert, but the EVIL Robert. Gahahahahaha! EEEEEEeevvvviiiilll. NOt just evil, but 3vil. I'm crazy! Crazy cool! Actually, this is an inadvertant April Fools' joke, because I'm on the same computer that I am, so when I logged on, to Deviantart, I was me times two. :D (Big Grin) Heeheehee, I'm mad; MAD I TELL YOUUU!!! Linux/Unix