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HeadBangerHammy
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[2007-01-04 21:09:36 +0000 UTC]
"Do not feed the mermaid."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 98; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 27
Watching: 31; Pageviews: 9639; Comments Made: 2446; Friends: 31
# Interests
Favorite movies: "Phoebe"Favorite bands / musical artists: MCR, The Used, BMTH, Agonist, Muse, etc.
Favorite games: Crap! I just lost the game!
Favorite gaming platform: I'm actually not much of a gamer *hides*
Other Interests: Dead people, rain, old abandoned houses, grand pianos, and sharpies. Label me NOW, bitches. >:D
# About me
Current Residence: Not my happy place, that's for sure.Favourite genre of music: Rock in general
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch, which I do not have...
Shell of choice: Hey, no turtle abuse on my watch!
Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper's a bitch to remove.
Skin of choice: Well, personally I like getting a tan
Personal Quote: "Fuck you, computer!" *angryface*
# Comments
Comments: 155
So that guy I was just telling you about? Yeah, he just asked me to be his girlfriend.
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*regained power of speech*...I feel all warm and fuzzy. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Yeah. Except I feel bad. Because he's my best friend. And me and him and *Blyths-Reflection would always hang out. And now she'll be the third-wheel. D:
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Oh, poo. >
Hm...you could always try to hook HER up with someone. *shrug* Just a thought.
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She doesn't like anyone around here. I tried that. :/
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Goddammit. Graaaaagh.
Well, you never know. Maybe it won't be so bad of a third-wheel situation as you think. I mean, I like never have a boyfriend, but I hang out with my coupled friends and we still have fun. But then, I'm not normal, so I'm probably not a very good example.
Just see how it turns out. Take it from there.
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She was complaining about being the third wheel. She hates it. Hrmph.
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God-fucking-dammit. UGH.
You know what? I would probably drug her. It's a good thing you know her and I don't. O.O
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No problem, it's worth it <3
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Nomnomnom~ -chews on your face-
Be online so I can fangirl over the fact that I'm talking to a hot guy on AIM at you.
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WHAT?
damn, I'm gone for like three days and everything happens...
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Uh huh. He was in a BAND too. One of my FAVORITE bands. He's the SINGER.
-died-
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*goes into spasms*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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(269): I just started singing the song "Too Drunk to F!ck" and he stopped talking to me. I guess that's a way to get rid of the creepers.
^^way to damn ironic. My Ringtone is Too Drunk To fuck!
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Lol!
(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
That's too gross. I had ravioli for lunch...
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yeahhh its just like the who goldfish and Tampon thing.
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*gag* Ewwww. God. Why do so many of these involve tampons...?
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hahahahaha. I have no idea but i think most of the time women crave alchol when on their periods. XD thats why all those tampon stories.
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damn.
even though it makes things worse cuz alcohol is a blood thinner...
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I drank while I was on my period once...it made NOTHING better. I was just a lot louder. O.O IN THE FUCKING CAFETERIA. I got pissed at this cute pothead because he chugged from my thermos. then he felt me up.
never again. *hang head in shame*
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(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points. And she just high fived me 
Great night, definitely awesome (496) Bad night, glad it wasn't me (202) Text Message #4546 - Jul 5, 2009 04:17 PM, category - received-texts
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OMG!!! I can't believe you put this on the internet! I wasn't giving you a high-five, I was trying to slap you, but you stuck your hand up and intercepted it. That's the last BJ you'll ever get. .... PS: Have fun jerking it off to the NSFW section on *REDDIT* from now on it's your girlfriend!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH SUCKKERRRRRRR HE GOT BUSTED HARD!
haha. I have not been drunk in school. YET! it depends when the rents actually get some booze around here.
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LOL loser!
yeah, the funny thing is my parents don't drink. lol.
I have friends who love me and bring me things.
(Wow, isn't it fucked up that I say the friends who get me drunk are the ones who love me? Damn.)
My one friend got hold some of his mom's antidepressants, and we took enough for four days. We were so hyper, it was great~
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Oh god. I dont. My friends either are straight-edge or just dont do that stuff.
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Sadly, I make bad choices in friends. >.< Or maybe they made a bad choice in me...?
I had decided to make this school year my "New Start" year, where I got perfect grades and had perfect, straight-edge friends, but since I'm getting homeschooled I guess I'm getting shoved into it whether I want to or not.
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ouchhhhh that sucksss. and I would never be able to do that.
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yup it does. But I think I've made my peace with it, as long as i can find some homeschooled kids my age to hang with.
problem is, I'm pretty sure they'll be super-uber-mega nerds...like, I can see myself sitting in the group of homeschooled teens with my arms wrapped around myself like "SOMEBODY GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" while they get all excited about quantum physics or some such shit. I'm so prejudiced.
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haha there was one that I did not know but my friend knew and he was a major emo. Black hair tight pants all that jazz
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Oh...well, that would definitely be more fun...hm.
But THEN the problem would be that my mom would go apeshit and be like "YOU CAN NEVER TALK TO THAT BOY"
Damn. I'll end up a loner after all. TT^TT
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haha my parents wouldnt care
they let me have guys in my room alone. Granted one was just a friend and the other was my brothers friend who i knew cuase he was in my biology class and he helps me with math but still...lol. They wouldnt care. AND yes I don't have many friends over.
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Hell, my parents don't like me having GIRLS in my room alone. i mean, what do they think i'm gonna do?!...Okay, I KNOW what they think i'm gonna do, but I would never do it while they were in the house...
(Sorry, I'm like half-conscious. I'm a proud virgin, so ignore what I just said.)
My parents got all paranoid when I wanted to stay after school and my dad's like, "Why, do you wanna meet up with boys at the library?"
You see what they're like.
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ouch. my parents know why i stay after school half the time I'm either working on ART projects or am at band or at student council or key club or newspaper
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yeah, I either went for art club or for leadership projects and stuff, but...well, there's no changing some people.
You'll probably get a crapload of college scholarships!
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doubt it I dont have the grades for it. I barely passed math this year with a 60.19
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Well, extracurriculars count as much as grades, so no worries
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ehh not really.
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I really really want to study abroad my senior year...(sorry, random)
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