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IAmNotPregnant
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[2016-06-26 23:02:06 +0000 UTC]
"homoshrexual"
(Yemen)
# Statistics
Favourites: 61; Deviations: 53; Watchers: 58
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 9304; Comments Made: 1724; Friends: 16
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# About me
β¦ CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF β¦Hello, and welcome to my home.
I'd like to share a little bit of information about my kin type. I identify as Shrek kin, and I'd appreciate it if you referred to me as ogre-them or ogre-they.
I like to spend long afternoons walking down the large beach outside my house, and praying to my main man, Shrek. Shrek advises me in my way of life, and my art. I am merely a vessel for the mighty Ogrelord, a prophet. Shrek helps me on my way, guiding me through hard times.
I am a professional artist, I have been drawing ever since I was a small ogre. However, I was only introduced into my OTP, Shrarry (ShrekXBarry), about a year ago. Ever since then, I have been diligent in my duties to make ship art. I strongly believe in my OTP, and I believe it will be cannon one day.
I have to express my gratitude for shrarry4lyf , for being my biggest, most dedicated fan. Thank you for helping me on my way to glory. I couldn't have made it without you.
I'd like to address something here, once and for all. I am most certainly NOT a troll, a goblin, or any other disgusting creature you may mistake me for. I am an OGRE, with a damn fine booty.
DONATIONS: I am also one of the owners of the proud fund of "Protect Ogre Orphans" also known as P.O.O. We would love some donations to help these ogres, find a home.
kewl peopzpels
fotored peuepllre
doenate 20 pointz 2 be featoorede here.. furevrr...
# Comments
Comments: 236
i'll tell you what he is, okay because it's not funny, it's extremely sad. he's a bitter old man child who's trying to steal my custody of the kids and credit for the artwork I've sold. he doesn't create shrekxbarry work for the love of the art or the two gods but he does it to spite me, and you know what Gerald?? I'M SICK, AND TIRED OF IT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN AN OWNER OF THE P.O.O FOUNDATION YOU BIRTHED HALF OF THOSE KIDS AND THEN LEFT THEM WITH ME YOU SKIRT-TUGGING SCALLYWAGGIN FOP.Β
Gerald you need to stop posting our private life on here, Barry isn't even wearing CLOTHES in those photos for jesus christ's sake and savior, and you need to stop stealing my artwork and harassing these poor people. Grow up Gerald, GROW UP because life is passing on without you, and by the time you finish whatever 'mid-life phase' you're going through right now, I'll be gone but not just me, the kids too. because I'm taking the house, and the kids and I'm not giving you custody over them. this is my right as the chosen female substitute at the start of our relationship. this is my right as the fussbudget you kicked around.Β
You used to be the OG Gerald. you really did even with all your promiscuous, heathen ways. but now you're just an OP. With two interchangeable P's. pronounced O PEE PEE. which individually and sometimes changing with the vibe means;
OGRE, PAILETTE, PADELLAΒ
And that's why I left you Gerald.Β
because it sickens me, still to this very day gerald. and when I have to see the toxic ways you're....jesus, everything you do it just, it just sickens EVERY1 that has to see the nasty twisted shit you spew on here. just GROW UP you large O PEE PEE, just stop this!Β
so that's all I have to say to you right now apart to warn everyone here or who sees this in the future to stay away from this pronoun-pacified profile. it's advice from geralds ex palfray who was sometimes.... his lover. her partner. hiser's respected equal. but those days are long over.
i'll see you at the next legal battle, gerald. I hope you wear pants. I hope you're sober. I hope you turn up on time and not in the back of a copper's car again. if you won't do this for me, because you would never try for me, then at least look to the stand.Β Β
our kids are watching you loinsless bastard.
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well that was intense
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ur face πππππππ€£πππ€£ππ€£π
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You're a joke, like every other stupid 12-year-old memester
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Excuse me? How dare you? I am a 69 year old genderfluid lesbian transgender, and I identify as shrekkin. You have no right, no right at all, to go around telling people they're twelve. Twelve year olds aren't even allowed on deviantart. Additionally, you called me a joke. Words hurt, yknow that?? YOU'RE A JOKE. You come to my page, call my profile shit, and insult me. Who does that?? I have done nothing to you. Please, leave me and my page.Β
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You're not funny & you never will be.
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I don't intend to be funny. Get off my page, you troll.
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only if I can marry your account...
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its official then. our accounts are married
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i luv yu my one ndn onli wiefΒ
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i luv u to papi
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HELLO THIS IS VERY GAY AND I AM VERY GAY SO HELLO FELLOW GAY.
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Thanks for the watch man, sorry for being late
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dats okey baebΒ
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ur faec iz gayΒ
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Itz noot meh faze
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!!! YOU LIED TO ME
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Wat doo u men
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I tut it wuz ur faec
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Itz da faec oof oonee off mye roobutts
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Are you still doing asks? If you are, I have a question to ask Barry. How does he feel about Mr. Krabs? I think he's pretty shrexy ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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So that girl resotii? Yeah she blocked one of your friends lime the jerk she is...you gom a do anything abojt it? She seems to be making it personal
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it's time to stop
it's time to stop okay
no more
where the fuck are your parents
who are your parents
i'm gonna call child protective services,
it's time to stop
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it's time to stop is right. i'm really sorry about this person. he's just going around telling people "i'm after them" or whatever because he's too immature to respect that i've blocked him. oh and him saying I blocked one of your friends. that's not true. again, sorry that this jerk is bothering you.Β
this is resotii btw, this is just my second account.Β
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oh
well, it's okay, really. i wasn't even defending anyone, i was just kinda...there.
like a passing breeze in the calm of the winds.
anyway, thanks for clearing that up. i hope we can get along with each other in the future.
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don't worry, i have nothing against you at all.Β
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nor do i have anything against you as well. i hope we can keep in contact in the future.
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go bother that resotti girl. she needs to stop too
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nah i'm trying to keep this account
i don't want no drama
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well shell start someΒ
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no thanks fam
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suit yourself shen she goes on attacking you
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then i'll block her
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yeah spread the word too
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nah fam i'm neutral
go bother someone else about spreading the word
i have no time to do that nor no will
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Didn't i say that resotii wants you gone? Why are you all still here? She finds you're and your friends a disgrace to humanity
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Are you like
her second accountΒ
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She blocked me for who I am and what I like and she says you're next.
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